Monday, December 19, 2005

Officer Bit (and an Open Thread)

Any details on this story? And are more people being bitten lately? Whatever happened to that off duty goof who bit the 018th District officers? And do officers taste like chicken?

Enquiring minds want to know!

you can use this as an open thread in the meantime - we're still thawing out from last night.

79 Comments:

Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Hey M!

Watched YOUR president today in his televisied speech to the nation as he again put a spin on his invasion of Iraq. He must really be worried because he has appeared on television very much lately.

Why is it that the Iraqi army cannot be trained? Heck, boot camp for the U.S. Army is about what, three months? Even the police academy is longer.


No, YOUR president wants to make sure the U.S. gets a stranglehold on the MidEast because of the oil. Meanwhile, millions of Africans are left to die. To help those people would not benefit the rich oil folks down in Texas.

12/19/2005 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why should they, when our soldiers are there doing the job (and dying for it) for them! It's like when you go into the shitty neigborhoods and the residents don't want your help. "Squad, they don't want our service, 19-Paul and put them on the list!"

Nick Nolte's character said it best in "Hotel Rwanda". He told Don Cheadle that the reason why no one would send help was because they were Black, not even a nigger..an African.

That movie was so true...the fact that there were no natural resources that we need, so the US wouldn't help.

Now, even though Alfred E. Newman, I mean Pres. Bush, has admitted that there were no weapons of mass destruction and the troops are dying and being maimed for no reason, our poor soldiers are going to be stuck in that shithole for years to come.

The female veteran, double amputee who's running for some office hit it right on the nose. For every Iraqi unit that gets trained, pull one of ours out.

Better yet, nuke the whole country!

12/19/2005 02:43:00 PM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

The CANNIBALS have arrived! I see a film script in here somewhere!

This was a really bad job of news reporting. Inquiring minds want to know if the cannibal danced around the officer before chowing down on him like they do in those Tarzan movies? Did our chef use the proper seasoning? Are they headhunters too? Are coppers from one district tastier than in others? If a cannibal only bites you, does that turn YOU into one? That happened to a guy I saw in a vampire movie. The poor bastard turned into a vampire too!

12/19/2005 02:46:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Lefty,

Like it or not, he's YOUR President too. You don't like it, move out. France is looking for help. He's not worried, it's the dems who are shitting bricks now that the president is finally going on TV to explain it all - or don't you read the polls?

How long does it take to train a soldier? Well, boot camp takes a few months - you learn to shoot, tactics, history, maintenance, and how to follow orders. But an army is not just a bunch of guys shooting guns. It's a disciplined machine that can identify, attack, claim and hold an objective. That takes not only shooters, but an core of non-coms and officers. How long is Officer Candidate School? How long is the training as West Point or Annapolis or Colorado Springs? Gee, it takes more than a few YEARS to build a capable infrastructure that can RUN an Army, doesn't it? It takes us about 5 years to build a competent non-com - or didn't you notice that the minimum hitch in the Marines is 5 years?

And once again, your brain is going into vapor lock. Study some economics - if Bush wanted to make all those Texans rich, he'd cut oil imports from the Middle East and make texas crude worth 80 dollars a barrel. Not only that, but more of our crude oil comes from Venezuela, Mexico and Canada than the Middle East nowadays.

Again, you have to loosen the tin foil every day or so and change the filter in your furnace so as not to suffer these hallucinations.

12/19/2005 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not only my President, he's OUR President, that means he's yours as well as mine, like him or not. He WON, fair and square, voted in by a majority of those who voted. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

12/19/2005 03:11:00 PM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

(Hey how'z about that kid Grossberg- he's just GOT It, I tell ya...)

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Hmmnn... CANNIBALS... Word Association... To Serve Man...

"MAN-BALLS"... relocate setting from 018 to 023 or 020 for Rainbo-Bright "color"...

The Boyz Town Cannibal Killings... Eat to the Beat, Beat yer Meat to the Heat...

The KIEEELL-BASA Killer... The 16-Inch Murders... A Windy City Softball League play run amok...???

The RETURN of the DRILLER KILLER... (gotta get Phyllis Diller somehow...)

"NO ONE WILL BE SEATED when he (she?) first He Tenderizes his victims with his prodigious MAN-MEAT... THEN He KILLS and EATS them (or EATS then KILLS them, or KILLS them WHILE EATING them, or just plain PORKS them to DEATH and then his GIANT PENISAURUS Eats them, ALIEN-like..."

(Hey- If our earier auteur can put forth BROKEDICK Mountain... he sparked us too here... Anyone seen "Fun With Dick in Jane" yet or "KING DONG" for that matter? Rumor has it that "Saint Roo" has a five page treatment he's sharpening up for HollyWOOD presentation/representation, an ode to his she-brethren in Blew called "The THIN BLUE PANTY LINE" for all the hotties he's bagged during his time by whispering sweet nothing to them en francais over at da 5 to the 5th Power... ?

12/19/2005 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Semi-Liberal republican said...

Lefty, you are ignoring the facts that just about every African country receives millions of dollars in aid every year...only to be kept by the people running those countries. They are responsible for the deaths of their own people, not us!

I wish Bush would just admit that we are really there to insure oil production for the US. I'm perfectly fine with that.

As for Africa, pull the funds we already give to them and use that money to feed our own homeless and hungry!

12/19/2005 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Dearest M,

Oil companies are not just in it for the oil for America, but world-wide, my friend. They are multi-national and make billions across the globe. The oil is not just for us, but for their reserves world-wide.

And Abe,
what ever happened to 'ole Gary Huff, one of your top, Bears starting q.b.'s? Sorry to see him go for Bob Avellini.

12/19/2005 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is fucking boring.

12/19/2005 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

buh-bye then. don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. any suggestions to make it fun that don't involve slandering coppers, entire districts, whole units, or won't get the Moderator sued for slander?

12/19/2005 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

022 RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2005 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TRU

Totally

Retarded

Unit

12/19/2005 04:42:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Dearest SCC-

WE DON'T Like it that YOUR deserting scoundrel CHEATED his way in, was asleep at the wheel, too distracted planning to rape Iraq again, or actually wanted something to happen to provide an excuse to go (probably a amalgam of all three.)

So no- YOUR CHEAT is NOT "our" president, he's a USURPING "R"esident of the office. He's on the way to an early exit- he and his are just too shameless to admit it yet. What to do when there are more shiny Neo-Con baubles laying around for the taking, and his loot bag still has so much room! We ain't leaving until you water-carriers for grand larceny are heaving! It's gonna be a BLAST watching this chimperial chump get prosectuted! Moving out is EXACTLY what the EVIL MEN want- for GOOD MEN to do NOTHING! See you at the IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS- This case has LEGS, baby! Maybe there will even be a NUREMBURG DEUX to make a matching bookend for this IRAQ Deux WAR CRIME... we can only hope!

PATRICK FITZGERALD for PRESIDENT!

12/19/2005 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12/19/2005 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Paul Tasch, Jr. was made the new chief of police of Morton Grove! Good for 025, bad for Morton Grove.

12/19/2005 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check this out.. you will piss your pants laughing. Just like the West Side!

http://www.myspacer.net/previewvid.php?vid=485

12/19/2005 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to cut TRU. Don't forget SOS and 016 you fucking loser!!

12/19/2005 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER RUNS IT

12/19/2005 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Long Capt. TASCH (WHAT A P U R E ASHOLE)

That makes room for even more new Captains... Rumor has it about 10 will get dumped cause they won't have 4 years of college by the December 31st deadline.

12/19/2005 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the city will not dump any captains. Do you really think that anyone cares if they have the college or not. Captain is a clout position. If you are not legit crazy in a scary way (beth Olson) or keep getting locked up being an idiot in strip bars in the burbs(cornish)you will not lose your captain bars.

12/19/2005 06:42:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

I spoke with an exempt 2 weeks ago about the 9-10 Captains getting dumped for lack of a 4 year degree. He told me that is a big rumor going around. This exempt claimed it was only 2 Captains that currently didn't have the degree, and one of them was getting it in his graduation ceremony shortly. I have no way to verify this, so I don't know how true this is, just throwing it out there. P.S. The Captains applications are due 12 January 2006 for current Lts who want to put in for it, supposedly a class is being put together for late February or early March, may get put back if not enough of them retire around beginning of the year, as usually happens.

12/19/2005 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt Tansey of 023rd Dist was appointed to Chief of Morton Grove Police Dept effective immediately.

12/19/2005 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The way I hear an off-duty copper was leaving Crowbar and while walking to his car an 18th dist car pulls up to him they jump out a proceed to beat the shit out him.....mistaken identity? possibly.However, someone comes out of the bar and yells he's one of you guys. The 18th dist guys drive off with off duty copper and are met by unknow sgt some talking occurs and off duty is released....sounds like trouble to me because if this guys was a real idiot and bit the 18th dist guys why doesnt he have a CB#...Im sure there is more to this then we are hearing but Im sure it will get real interesting before too long.

12/19/2005 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Shadow:

Go fuck yourself!

Respectfully,

Me

12/19/2005 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous copper with a conscience said...

Anonymous said...
The way I hear an off-duty copper was leaving Crowbar and while walking to his car an 18th dist car pulls up to him they jump out a proceed to beat the shit out him.....mistaken identity? possibly.However, someone comes out of the bar and yells he's one of you guys. The 18th dist guys drive off with off duty copper and are met by unknow sgt some talking occurs and off duty is released....sounds like trouble to me because if this guys was a real idiot and bit the 18th dist guys why doesnt he have a CB#...Im sure there is more to this then we are hearing but Im sure it will get real interesting before too long.

12/19/2005 08:22:32 PM

OK, smartguy. You are walking out of a bar minding your own business when an unmarked full of perfectly coiffed civilian dress morons pulls up and you get your ass kicked. Now: do you invoke the biologically unstoppable "fight or flght" syndrome, or do you compliment sad losers on the great ( and completely unjustified ) ass kicking you just took?

Fuck them prettyboys in 018!!!

In fact fuck anyone of the cunts out there who think that gang beating ANYONE makes them more of an authority figure! Go toe to toe without backup before you brag about being the REAL police!

I hope every person involved in this nonsense takes some serious time! Maybe a few of you assclowns will wake the fuck up and realize that a beatdown isn't the answer to all of your failures in life!

12/19/2005 09:55:00 PM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

12/19/2005 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Grady is GAY..............

12/19/2005 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

Okay coppers, how'd you handle this case?
http://crimefilenews.blogspot.com/

12/19/2005 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Open Thread, well, let me see....um, um, I got nothing.

12/19/2005 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate liberals, commies, socialists, ALL types of Democrats, and anyone else on the left, cause they stink!

12/19/2005 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous pert near 29 and a day said...

Hey Lefty
Did you know that planes go out of O'Hare??? You can leave this shit hypocritical country anytime youd like
And take Malcolm Little's little brother with you

12/19/2005 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep hearing how this war is about wanting their oil,if that's the case, why do gas prices keep going up? seems like that argument is negated pretty quick unless i'm missing something, besides we get most of our oil from Venezuela now.. what's the next issue?

12/20/2005 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous prince george in the can said...

An Impeachable Offense? Bush Admits Authorizing NSA to Eavesdrop on Americans Without Court Approval =========================

President Bush has admitted he secretly ordered the National Security Agency to eavesdrop on Americans without ever seeking court approval. Famed constitutional attorney Martin Garbus and former intelligence officer Christopher Pyle both say it is an impeachable offense. We also speak with investigative journalist James Bamford about the history of the NSA. Plus, The New York Times exposed the story, but why did they hold it for more than a year? [includes rush transcript] (link to Democracy NOW! .org...)

12/20/2005 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Africa? Are you serious! DO you read the newspapers, they took all the White farmers land from the South AFricans and gave it to the black south africans, now they have a epidemic of starvation, all the money we waste there goes to the corrupt warlords, we tried to help, remember Somalia? Try to help Africa,,,you cant polish a turd! Africa cannot survive even with all the funding in the world, this is a country where they think if they are infected with HIV, all they have to do is have sex..I.E, rape a virgin and it will go away. Ask anyone who is actually from Africa if they want to go back. No jobs, no money, no education, no infastructure, no Gross National Product, their money is worthless around the globe.

12/20/2005 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every thing in this country relies on OIL! All the hippy retards think that oil is just the fuel that we use for our cars. Plastic, clothing, shoes, computers, etc, its all made with petroleum. How expensive will mr hippy / tree huggers converse all stars cost when gas is 6.00 a gallon?

12/20/2005 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

02:10:48

ask bush when he is laughing at all of the ignorant, uneducated people like yourself on his way to the bank...

who profits from high oil prices?
not me. but apparently oil companies are having record setting profits this year. do a little research.

oh yeah, bush has nothing to do with oil...

12/20/2005 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do your part ass hole stop drving your car and go into the old lady dry.

12/20/2005 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Lefty,
You are a DOG. That "your President" bullshit is your hatered for Y/T.

12/20/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about Africa,the whole place is a big dump! AIDS is ripping them up. Gotta poke a hole, most of the towns are shit hole-shacks. Land of bust-out-people!

12/20/2005 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of prison here, we should deport our prisoners to Africa! The land of living Death

12/20/2005 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 2:13 just think only a couple million more to go

12/20/2005 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous jeffrey dahmer said...

Actually, it tastes like chicken.

12/20/2005 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The copper who allegedly got beat up by 018th Dist guys is false. The Off Duty copper who has two years on from 008 Dist., was drinking in cro-bar and started a fight inside with the staff. As they were tossing him out, a beat car was driving by, saw this and stopped. The off duty copper then started fighting with beat guys. They placed him into custody after a brief fight and during a pat down discovered he was a copper. The 018 Dist. coppers talked cro-bar out of signing complaints for original battery and they called for a supervisor because they did not want to lock up one of their own. They took off duty copper away from cro-bar and sent him home. When off duty got home, he called 911 and reported a battery against the two 018th Dist guys saying they beat him for no reason. Now the 018th Dist guys are named offenders in a battery report. I guess this is how coppers treat each other for trying to help each other out. You get named as an offender. From what I hear,the 008 Dist off duty copper was the agresser and was acting like a total drunking moron.

12/20/2005 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I keep hearing how this war is about wanting their oil,if that's the case, why do gas prices keep going up? seems like that argument is negated pretty quick unless i'm missing something, besides we get most of our oil from Venezuela now.. what's the next issue?

12/20/2005 12:17:49 AM

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Cmon guy use your noggin. Do you remember several months back the oil co.'s (Exxon, Shell, etc) posted RECORD profits? Prices go up why? "Because there is less oil." "Becasue there is a lack of refineries." Those are the regular excuses, right? We'll Bush (a former oil executive) invaded Iraq (which has more oil than Saudi Arabia) out of pure coincidence, right? The oil companies create a scare to drive up their prices, then pay Bush to invade an oil rich land to spread democracy. Oil prices are artifically high and the US is occupying an oil rich land. Sounds like the war is going well after all.

(sorry for the spelling, it too early for blogging.)

12/20/2005 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous malcolm x's little pp said...

Ya, better leave Africa alone! It's the birth place of man!

12/20/2005 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fort Forgotten says........PO from 15 was bitten during a traffic stop by one of the resident savages who had an outstanding traffic warrant, and didn't want to go to jail. Po will be fine, bitten twice in the hand. Good thing the asshole that bit him lost several of his teeth in the process and will not be biting anything in the near future.

12/20/2005 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE LEGEND OF RICKEY DEFELICE LIVES ON IN THE 10TH DISTRICT.

12/20/2005 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous dicklexic propagandizer said...

Osama, Saddam? What's in a name?

THE ASSHOLE IS AGAINST LEAKS NOW...
WHAT ABOUT THE PLAME C.I.A. LEAK?
DISSEMBLING IDIOT!!!

Mon Dec 19,12:40 PM ET

With a slip of the tongue, U.S. President George W. Bush briefly turned Osama bin Laden into Saddam Hussein on Monday.

Bush momentarily switched the names of his two greatest nemeses in a news conference at the White House where he was defending his decision to authorize eavesdropping on Americans suspected of links with al Qaeda and other organizations in the U.S. war on terrorism.

"In the late 1990s, our government was following Osama bin Laden because he was using a certain type of telephone and then the fact that we were following Osama bin Laden because he was using a certain type of telephone made it into the press as the result of a leak," Bush said.

"And guess what happened. Saddam ...Osama bin Laden changed his behavior. He began to change how he communicated. We're at war. And we must protect America's secrets."

The Bush administration sought to convince Americans before the invasion of Iraq that Saddam Hussein's government had links to bin Laden's al Qaeda. No such links have been proven. {YahooNews via Reuters}

12/20/2005 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest(again) said...

To 07:48 poster:
okay, I am dumb here, but what is "Y/T"?

To 10:51 poster:
Merry Christmas from leftists everywhere!

To 11:43 poster:
When you retire soon maybe I'll come down and see ya in that all-white town down South to which you'll move. Me, I'll take Cuba anyday.

12/20/2005 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEAR 12/20/2005 10:11:28 AM,

www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0872964.html
Greatest Oil Reserves by Country, 2005
Rank Country Proved reserves
(billion barrels)
1. Saudi Arabia 261.9
2. Canada 178.81
3. Iran 125.8
4. Iraq 115.0
5. Kuwait 101.5
6. United Arab Emirates 97.8
7. Venezuela 77.2
8. Russia 60.0
9. Libya 39.0
10. Nigeria 35.3

12/20/2005 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HATS OFF TO THE 2 MIDLOTHIAN COPPERS WHO BLEW AWAY THE MUTT THAT WAS STICKING UP THE DUNKIN DONUTS AFTER PISTOL WHIPPING ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES.AS USUAL THE LOCAL MINISTER STARTS MAKING A RACIAL ISSUE OUT OF IT,AND TO TOP IT OFF IT WAS THE MUTTS 21st BIRTDAY.AT LEAST THE MUTT LEFT BEHIND A 4 YEAR OLD KID AND A 17 MONTH OLD TO REPLACE HIM WHEN THEY GROW UP!

12/20/2005 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reverend Luster playing the race card again. What a race baiter, and people wonder why there is racism. Maybe he should have watched Morgan Freeman's interview.

12/20/2005 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we impeach clinton for banging some broad and lying and Bush goes around taps phones without getting a warrant. What a dog! Impeach Impeach Impeach

12/20/2005 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He didn't lie under oath now did he? He said "yeah i am tapping them, and what?"

12/20/2005 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Grady is Leftisthebest is Shady is Shadow is Malcolm LIttle X (or whatever the fuck) is Crimefile is Abe Gribon is Prince George in the Can is Dicklexic Propagandizer.............. O'Grady is ONE BIG CIRCLE JERK. STAY OFF THIS SITE YOU FAGGOT ITS FOR COPPERS NOT SELF LOATHING HOMOSEXUALS LIKE YOUR SELF. GO BACK TO YOUR GAY CHAT ROOMS.

12/20/2005 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH YEA , GOOOOOO BUSH !!!!!!!!!!!

DEATH TO TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS ARE LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS LOOSE ELECTIONS THAS WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT TO SPEND YOUR MONEY NOT THEIRS!!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT MORE TAXES!!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE JESUS OUT OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE CHRISTMAS OUT OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT TO SAVE THE WHALES AND THE SPOTTED OWL BUT WANT PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION ON DEMAND!!!!!!

LIBERALS WANT TO BAN VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES TO MINORS BUT WANT TO ALLOW FEMALE MINORS TO HAVE ABORTIONS W/OUT PARENTAL NOTIFICATION!!!!!!!

12/20/2005 03:01:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

I detect a strong homoerotic subtext to your missive, master. If you want to taste my glory in your hole, you should ask me at work, herc! You and Bush suckkk- he's going down, just like you- on me! Go home and get your spell-check, Tommy-Boy. Oh yeah, I'm not Lefty nor Malcolm, jeez Crimefile has just identified himself you dope! Try clicking his name pinhead! The others are my pseudonyms, no duh! Did you huff tolulene in your teens Pugsley? It shows, like your tumescent tummy, big dummy! At least you should thank me for sparing you the ignominy of having to spell "SCHOODENFRUEDIN" anymore ya putz! Who knows what stupidity lurks in the hearts of stalker boyz...? The SHADOW Knows... mwaw-hah-ha-hah-heh!

12/20/2005 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is totally off the subject. What ever came of Commander Garrity being granted immunity? Why the need the immunity? What did he do? If he did something improper, why is he still employed by the CPD let alone still a commander?

12/20/2005 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous spelling police said...

3:47:04 PM

While "the Shadow" clearly remains at or above the ninetieth percentile in both spelling and grammar, there is always room for improvement. (schadenfreude and toluene).

However, my biggest pet peeve are the posters who consistently use your for the contraction you're as well as those that have no idea of the difference between to, too and two.

Shape up, muthafuckers!

12/20/2005 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Joe Lombardi said...

7:21:54

It was my good friend Captain Tasch of 025 that landed the job of Chief of Police in Morton Grove, not this Captain Tansey from 023. Rumor has it that he's going to ask me to come on board and join the team. I may do it but then I would have to buy a home in Morton Grove so that I can still play police and watch all the soaps from the comfort of my home. Then again, maybe I can remain living where I'm at now. I mean, how many jobs can they possibly assign to cars in Morton Grove? I could probably still code them out while still sittin in the shitter at my house, kinda like I do now in 025. And just think. Instead of taking 2 hr. lunches at home, I could extend my lunch break to maybe 3 hours or more. On the rare occassion that I actually had to go to a job, I could shoot right down Harlem and I'd be able to get to my jobs in 30 minutes or less which is actually faster than it takes me now.

12/20/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8th district "cop" - having read the police report, etc the 8th districts "cop's" version was that he was walking out and a MARKED car stopped and 2 UNIFORMED P/O's went up to him and for no reason punched him in the face, tackled him to the ground handcuffed him, put him in a car took him to a parking lot where they were met by several cars and a "white shirt" Doesnt know car # or beat for anyone. --according to the police report,it wasnt anyone from the bar that said he's "one of you guys" =it was the 8th district "p/O's" brother who as the on duty guys are on the ground with this "cop" that is allegedly making the statement. ===Real story is as the 018th district guys are there on an unrelated disturbance they are called by the doorguys from crobar. As they approached,they see a guy being escorted out. The subject in front of the 018th district p/o's turns around and takes a swing, punching the bouncer dead in the mouth. 018th district guys go to grab the guy. The subject, decides to take a swing at the 2 approaching 018th district UNIFORMED guys and the struggle is on, the subject is taken to the ground,hancuffed and placed in the squad car.It is at this point he begans to mutter "8th district --police" well he is taken away from the scene and a supervisor is called. Once its established knucled head is the "police", it is then a different supervisor goes to the bouncer and a crobar manager and smooths things out so this drunk "cop" will avoid an arrest and subsequent CR. So yes after all this the 8th district 2 year wonder is released on the street. As a thank you for saving his ass wonder boy gets a CR and an 8th district sgt makes out a case report. (well genius you dont make out case reports for incidents like this that involve ON DUTY cops)(Oh before you "know it all say you do"-ask the 8th district commander)So before you start being critical of what rumors you hear, at least try and listen to both sides. Yes the 018th district screwed up and the way this department works they might get time from the p/o's on up.But the reason they screwed up, is giving the off-duty guy a play and not doing their job. What they should have done is locked the guy up - A supvervisor should have made him blow--and let the courts and IAD do their job. But I guess this would have made the 18th district guys jagoffs as well.Stop acting like civilians who don't know any better. You hear all kinds of stories from P/O's who come to 018 to drink and then get treated like shit from the the "018th district pussies." Well having worked in 18 early in my career I can tell you, you only hear one side of the story. Hey! drunk moron if you get called to their attention you fucked up! Shut UP,and listen to the ON-Duty guys. They are in charge, not you! They Don't care if you are the real police cause you work in 11,15,25 or any "tough guy" district or unit. Once again, THEY ARE "ON DUTY" SO THEY ARE IN CHARGE.! BE quiet, listen and fade away. The ass they save may be your own

12/20/2005 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, in districts with all thes clubs, there should be an unwritten rule to follow. If the on-duty P.O. has to put his hands on you because you decided to get stupid with them, the screw professional courtesy. See what it gets you!

You can bet your asses professional courtesy is going to go out the window in 018 (and probably 013)from now on and so it should. Why should guys who are only trying to help out a fellow P.O. get shafted. Hopefully, eveyone in 008 knows who this goof is. Heck, his own brother should beat him.

12/20/2005 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Not_a_bosses_kid said...

Dealing with drunken off-duty coppers is almost never a win-win situation for anyone involved..

It's a judgement call!..

You do the "right thing" and help out the brother in blue and get rewarded with a "C.R." because their feelings were hurt or their egos bruised!..

You handle it "By the book" and are always remembered as "That asshole" who jammed up "the real police"..Seems like those guys are always described as "good guys" by their pals and co-workers..

(EXAMPLE) About 7 or 8 years ago,I and some other on-duty officers helped out a 2 year wonder who "stepped on his dick" off-duty, while drunk..(some P.O.s took time for helping this prick)..A few years later I'm at 26th street listening to this same jag-off telling war stories about "how great of a P.O. he is" and badmouthing my district, talking about what assholes the coppers there are. He didn't recognize me or have a clue that I was there for his incident..I had to leave the room otherwise I may have choked him out right then and there. (Epilogue) Dickless 2 year wonder went to a (clout)specialized unit for a few years and was then made Detective. NEVER met a bigger piece of Shit in my life!!!!!!!!

12/20/2005 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Westcide Dog said...

Hey SCC,

I'm a bit tired of the liberal hijacking of your sight. It's like walking into a sausagebar. Nothing but dicks all around you trying to get you to think going the other way is a good thing. I'm outta here

12/20/2005 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And guess what happened. Saddam ...Osama bin Laden changed his behavior. He began to change how he communicated. We're at war. And we must protect America's secrets."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That just says it all.

12/20/2005 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Saudi Arabia 261.9
2. Canada 178.81
3. Iran 125.8
4. Iraq 115.0
5. Kuwait 101.5


Well what are we waiting for?? Let's invade Canada!!!!!

12/20/2005 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/EA22Ak01.html

Iraqi oil: One big sticky mess
By David Isenberg

While antiwar protesters chant "no blood for oil", most informed commentators assume that the United States is at the point of no return regarding a future war with Iraq. Thus, the real question is, whither the future of Iraqi oil.

There are many views on this and it is not yet clear exactly what will happen. But what is evident is that there is keen interest in increasing Iraqi oil production as soon as possible. For whose benefit is yet to be determined.

But first, some facts on Iraqi oil, taken from an analysis by the Center for Cooperative Research. According to the US Department of Energy (DOE), in terms of proven reserves Iraq has 112 billion barrels of oil, second only to Saudi Arabia. This represents 10.8 percent of the world total. Plus, its oil is high quality and Iraq’s oil production costs are among the lowest in the world.

Furthermore, DOE notes that the "true resource potential may be far greater than this, however, as the country is relatively unexplored due to years of war and sanctions. Deep oil-bearing formations located mainly in the vast Western Desert region, for instance, could yield large additional oil resources (possibly another 100 billion barrels), but have not been explored."

...

12/20/2005 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush 2 wasn't the first to think of it....

Iraq Oil and British Foreign Policy after World War I
By G. H. Bennett

The following text is an excerpt from British Foreign Policy During the Curzon Period, 1919-1924 (London: Macmillan, 1995).
(p. 98)

Beyond Britain’s strategic interests in Iraq lay the influence of oil. It had been Britain’s need to protect the Persian oilfields that had led to the occupation of Basra in 1914. Though Iraqi oil was a matter for speculation, rather than serious exploitation, the Turkish Petroleum Company, in which British capital predominated, had established a firm foothold in Iraq in the prewar period. Possession of Iraq would further the interests of this potentially important British commercial undertaking. Moreover, as the petroleum department of the Foreign Office explained in a memorandum of December, 1918: “The vital necessity of an unlimited supply of oil for naval, military and aviation requirements has been abundantly, even menacingly, demonstrated during the war.” Though the range of military and industrial uses for oil was only just becoming evident, rising demand leading to rapid diminution of existing reserves was forecast. Already, Britain’s reliance on foreign oil supplies gave cause for concern. With the security of the British Empire dependent upon a navy which was in the process of transformation from a coal-fired into an oil-fired fleet, the importance of oil could not be ignored.

12/20/2005 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way! An off duty copper gettng out of control and stupid drunk and then blaming the on duty police for saving his stupid ass! I can't believe it! We just had morons who had almost 20 years on and detectives doing this in another district and now some dip shit rookie from the south side just did it again. I love it! Can these guys get any dumber? Oh! It must be that the cops work in slow districts while these jackasses are policing the ghetto are just fucking the real police. But wait a minute. The guys policing the ghetto have less time on the job then most people have on the shitter. And we find out that since recruits can't go to slow districts anymore the slow districts are/have been filled up with guys who used to work in the ghetto and went to a slow district to get a break from recruits. Hey dick wads who can't control themselves off duty, or who can't control their fucking alcohol, get help. If you know one of these guys and God love them we all know them and we know they'll be there for us when we call a 10-1 and they have great hearts and no one wants to see another cop eat a gun then have a serious talk with them. Maybe do the old Drill Sgt routine and take em out back and beat the shit out of em to show them how much you love em(that is if you really care about em). But as long as this continues we look like a bunch of dumb asses.

12/21/2005 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/20/05 at 10:08:16am is 100% correct. The off-duity cop is a pussy with 2 years on the job. This mother fucker is given the break of a live time after he sucker punches a guy and fights with uniformed P.O.'s. OPS and the S.A. have a great video tape that shows the entire thing. This pussy ass mother fucker and the bitch ass sgt. that got the c.r.# with out calling 018 to find out the TRUE story should get fired. This is what you get when you take care of your own..........nothing but trouble.....

12/21/2005 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Not_a_bosses_kid said...

I agree with the above poster who recommends using the DRILL SERGEANT METHOD to "re-educate" the 2-year wonder..

However, I recall being forced to watch a bullshit streaming video a couple of years ago and forced to sign a log by the W/C stating I will not tolerate or engage in VIOLENCE-IN-THE-WORKPLACE or face termination by the Department..

It was a SAD day! :(

12/21/2005 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confusimicated, Bush does some taps and Democrats get their panties in a bunch. When their beloveds Carter and Clinton did the same thing, nothing was even mentioned in the media. Not even a whimper from a trained dog. Clinton and Carter had more taps running than a Canaryville bar after closing. If you're going to get bent on taps, start pointing at the guy who started it, JFK and his brother Bobby.

12/22/2005 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reply to 12/20/2005 10:08:16 AM:

Whether an officer has two years on the job or thirty two it gives you no reason to beat a person without having a valid reason. The P.O. from 008 was not involved in a bar fight, as a matter of fact neither was his brother... It may have been a mistaken identity but i'll be goddammed if i would let it go and so would you you piece of SH!T. Don't act like you wouldn't do the same. He was getting his ass whooped when his brother told the two officers that it was a PO that they were beating on. After they fucked up the should have arrested him to cover their tracks. They didn't so fuck them.

12/20/2005 06:41:36 PM:

Your probably right about not having made the report. We could have just taken care of this in-house like every other gang around giving all of them "V's" right? Dumbass. From what everyone knows those two officers are known for doing stupid shit to many people that are drunk and taking advantage of that fact. I'm sure it's not the first time they get complaints of that and it wont be the last.


By no means Would I like to see any officer get jammed up, good or bad. But there has to be remedies for these situations. Its not like back in my younger years in 007 when shit hit the fan we took care of business. Now everyone has cameras and everyone is watching us. We have to play it smart even from our own.

12/22/2005 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any scandal brewing in 025..or just rumors?

12/22/2005 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing that I'm aware of. What did you hear?

12/22/2005 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous lothario said...

we had a bukkake party in the roll call room downstairs. the hotties looked like glazed donuts.

12/22/2005 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Two year wonder, no one said you were involved in a fight! You turned around and sucker punched a guy, that is not a fight. Apparently even if your story were to be even remotely true, guess you never learned an important lesson. You don’t fight the “on duty” guys, especially those in uniform! Period! End of story!!!! Show the case report to someone with time on the job; they’ll laugh in your face. In your drunken stupor Im sure you don’t recall the facts, only your version, back when I drank I was always right as well. So may I suggest “shhhhh” little boy don’t come on here talking crap. "After they fucked up the should have arrested him to cover their tracks. They didn't so fuck them. " Once again an arrest would have been the smart thing for them to do. Signed complaints from a civilian, a TRR and a CB # , all to worry about then would be the folks on this site talking crap about those jag off 18th district guys locking up a cop. . I know it’s your self defense mechanism to come on this site and defend yourself, but by laying on additional accusations, you stir up the fires. "From what everyone knows those two officers are known for doing stupid shit to many people that are drunk and taking advantage of that fact." Shut up!!!!, if this is your allegation give IAD names of victims and times and places it is your duty, when it doesn’t pan out, maybe someone will put you out for the Lying little boy you are. If some senior officer hasn’t taken you to the side yet and given you advice, seek one out. Be honest with him, or if you can’t (apparently you can’t even be honest with yourself) pretend and ask him what if your version may not be exactly correct. You still can’t see the gift you received. Your best bet, leave things alone, eventually folks will stop talking. Maybe one day, you will see things clearly.

12/23/2005 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reply to 12/20/05 6:41

If your brother is a dumb ass and he is tosed out of a bar, you just leave.....dont't leave and come back and say" I am going to kick that guys ass who fucked with my brother". Ya dumb ass it's CROBAR...rember the hatch sisters... video and audio....
Remember dumb ass... the guy walks out and you punched him in the mouth... in front of the uniform cops.. and than your told to leave....and you tell the uniform guys to FUCK OFF... is it coming back to you know mother fucker!!!!
than you push the uniform cops and tell them to FUCK OFF again.... and than when it's all over you finaly remember "I am a Police Officer in 8" "Thanks guys I realy FUCKED UP.. SORRY".... It's a shame that we can't help each other anymone because of pices of shit like this

12/27/2005 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all on tape at the Cro-Bar. The guy from 008 is going to get jammed for filing a false police report.

12/27/2005 05:55:00 PM  

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