Missing K9
Bart is missing.
There is no further info than that. Links to the story at Channel 2 and Channel 7. Maybe this would be a good time to look into Global Positioning Systems for dogs? If they can make a system small enough to fit into your kid's backpack or small enough for an ankle bracelet, they ought to be able to put one into a dog collar.
Maybe we can argue for "first issue" so the mayor doesn't make you pay for it?
There is no further info than that. Links to the story at Channel 2 and Channel 7. Maybe this would be a good time to look into Global Positioning Systems for dogs? If they can make a system small enough to fit into your kid's backpack or small enough for an ankle bracelet, they ought to be able to put one into a dog collar.
Maybe we can argue for "first issue" so the mayor doesn't make you pay for it?
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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looky here and what not now he said he done did what? timmy is in the well?
How much time you going to get for loosing a K-9?
I saw Bart running with a pack of wild coyotes up in 016. They were chasing a hippo in a police uniform. I think it was beat 1611!
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I saw him on the west side sucking dick for a rock
Bart's not missing, he's been detailed as Radke's designated driver.
How expensive is a Police Working Dog? How long does it take to train one? Is the handler finacially liable?
anyone hear of some copper/s getting pinched at Homan Square?????
D. CHENEY RUNS IT!
The coppers that got pinched at Homan Square are Turbyville and Ryan. These two ass licks were grabbed a couple of days ago for selling Steroids. I doubt it will go anywhere since they're tight w/ baby Cline (both worked in 011 w/ kid cline) and daddy.
Bart come home! It's too cold to run around outside.
SOUTHSIDERS KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR BART
LONG HAIRED BLACK FACED, WHITE BELLY GERMAN SHEPPARD,
HE SHOULD BE (GOD WILLING) ROAMING AROUND ST BEDE'S PARISH
Will SCC put a link to the www.fopquestions.blogspot.com site? Thanks.
I think the FOP would be against putting a GPS locator in the K9 pooches. But then again the FOP is pretty much not against anything the city does.
Good luck with the Bart search. I hope he doesn't bite anyone while he is roaming. He's probably laying up at some female pooch's crib.
I think Bart got jealous of all the Pub King got for the homicide pinch and left his handler for being a dog.
someone was working on the cop's home and left the gate open.
he cost about $30-40k.
you would think a microchip would be able to track him.
but then again, there's a rumor he's tired of being a cop and applied at the walmart in evergreen park. i think i even saw him on the forklift unloading a truck on the dock...
The micro-chip is only good if you have a handle on the animal and use a reader.
The reader is availavle at most vet's offices and will read it at no charge for police.
The GPS device is on a collar. See the movie "Firewall" (three and one/half stars from me), for how it can be used. Location can be called up on the internet. This is also good for wonder away seniors.
He should have come back on his own unless he got stolen. If he can't find his way home, he's too dumb to be a police dog.
Hey,hey, I resemble that remark. There have been plenty of times I couldn't find my way home after a night out at Mikes! Does that mean I'm too dumb to be a Police boss?
To blunite
I don't work in 008 but occasionally I do on midnights. I don't know what dogs you are talking about in 008. They thought they had Bart this morning but it ended up not being him.
They found him last night in someones yard in 008.
I hope they find this dog. It's cold and no police dog should be out wandering around...
I worked with Turbyville in Housing one of the nicest POs ive met, biggest human ive ever seen. Thats too bad hell of a copper too.
The dog is at his BITCHES house. He knows the city and the Dept. are full of shit. He just took some well deserved time off, due to being denied timedue by the W/C.
We'll if the Bart got to 016, 1631 might have seen it while snoozing at the forest perserve
I worked with both Turbyville and Ryan. They are class acts, good cops and if you were in a tight spot, you would want them on your side. I think that 4:03:57 sissy ought to find out facts before he slanders a couple of good guys. Remember, anyone can accuse you of anything. That doesn't mean automatically that it is valid.
Anonymous said...
I worked with both Turbyville and Ryan
Could their arrest be related to the guy from 018 who was grabbed for dealing 50lbs of weed?
Saw that dog in China town. He might be chop suey or chow mein now.
I saw Bart rolling around on 812's beat oh forget its just that lazy beat car. I got the shiny shoes mixed up with Barts shiny coat. Now go tell your auntie.
K9 Bart was still missing as of 0730 hrs. Animal Care and Control was in 008 looking for K9 Bart the entire night. GPS collars are available for pets (globalpetfinder) and can be purchased through Amazon.com. Cost is $349.99 each. Maybe each K9 could get a uniform allowance to cover the cost! Probably not since all the bullet proof vests for the K9s were donated since the city wouldn't pick up the tab.
Turbyville and Ryan are top notch coppers who would do anything to help out another copper....if anyone has anything to say about them or derogative...say it to their faces...they are great guys
I heard the dog painted itself white with black dots and was last heard saying, "Fuck the Police Dept. I'm taking that Fire Exam".
LOL @ 11:56
Are you kidding???? He was driving the Ornae Line this morning. I swear, he took those tracks @ Roosevelt going 70 mph around the corner...
CTA Dawg
Hey Bart for 812 come meet me at 5812 s. central if you have the balls, ill kick your jaw out of place with these shoes! Ill tell my Auntie later after I have sex with her. Ill be here all night if anyone has problem with me, dont be mad im a great copper.....
Seiser can not be as cool as TommaBunns in 011 can he?
You guys are too funny with the dog stuff! My favorite is 11:56:13 am's post. Keep it up, I need a few more laughs.
Hopefully the pooch will be found ok. But, I have to agree, shouldn't he be able to find his way home? Must not have had a very good FTO.
Last seen, K9 chasing a Hippo on BT. 1611! Get her boy, she's a tasty treat!
Does anyone know the story of how the dog got "lost"? Isn't the whole point of having highly trained dogs on the department being able to let them off the leash and give them commands like, "sit and stay"?
I saw a DOG working 1611 3rd watch....No BARTS a worker! Sorry.
My understanding is the Area 2 Gun Team executed a search warrant of the coppers house based on the fact that the Canine copper failed to purchase the 'Dog Walker Park Un-leashed License' from the city.
I just saw their press conference on Channel 2, CLTV and Telemundo.
Bart is currently in the ERPS basket behind the 5th District desk waiting for some other inept civilian hack to transport him to ERPS to be stolen.
Considering Turbyville and Ryan are each big enough to have their own zip codes I think it was obvious what they were doing to themselves, in fact they were riminded several times about playing with fire(doin roids). However, I doubt anyone could have foreseen the FBI being involved. Ouch. Still, I agree w/ all posts here, They are innocent til proven otherwise.
For some reason I have stuck in my mind Bart running balls out down the block and skidding out on the corner in hot pursuit of the Purina Chuck Wagon.
Sadly, due to current department policy, the chase will have to be terminated since it was apparrently initially only for traffic charges. Bart, irate that the pursuit was terminated 30 seconds before a call came in for "Shots Fired, Offender driving Westbound in a tiny covered red and white checkerboard wagon and four tiny horses" and also pissed the sweet-ass CPD 'chopper' is only available during banker's hours, left his yard upset and is currently drinking himself midway into a three day binder at Groucho's surrounded by local 2-6 bustouts who are taking turns posing for pictures next to Bart, face down on the bar, head in a dog dish of Lite beer, one eyebrow shaved off with 'Ass Hat' written on his face in black marker...
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K9 Bart has been located. Positive ID has been made.
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Bart was located 21 Feb 06 at aprox. 15:00 hrs. at aprox.
85th roberts road.
Had me some fine bitches on midnights in the 'hood" Now, how about a nice raw 5 pound T-bone steak and a good snooze.
Aside from chasin' after the MoFos in da Wood, ain't nothing better than a full belly and an empty ball sac.
Woof! Woof!
BART
Bart has disguised himself as a 24th Dist tact member among other dogs
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE FBI ON THE TURBYVILLE SCOOP.
THIS IS HOW A STORY TAKES ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
RUMOR STARTING LITTLE BITCH
024 tact ? bart can hide amongst the entire 024 district dogs. the "DOC" area is covered by 2 of the biggest D-O-G-s. Bitches really but im being literal. one was heard asking what is a DOC area anyway. and thought a guy shot was just ketchup... mmmmmm ketchup
how do you work a drug infested beat. (the northsides worst supposdly) and not by accident once come across a drug arrest a warrant ANYTHING onview. mmmm ketchup
In 24 they should potty train officers before sending them on the street. Look at their newly appointed tact Lt. He was promoted 2 months ago and has a tact team? Who did he blow...... Yeah ketchup mmmmmmmmmmm.
024 Dist Tact Lt. Mark Amati is a good guy...better than most of the clout drunks they put in those spots...he is young and not afraid to do police work....besides the last guy in that spot only came to work one mabye two days a week and had his head so far up Maurer's ass he even smoked his cigars!!
they get there pissers and CTTL like everyone else. they steal pinches and back stab each other.
but it's going to get better they put a bunch of women who did nothing on the watch on some of the teams. its all good
Unless you worked with Ryan or Turbyville, and know what kind of coppers they are, you don't know what it's like to be the police until you worked with the "real police". This dept. is typical about attacking great hardworking police officers and trying to destroy guys that want to go out there and do the job that nobody wants anymore! It's just like when they tried this bullshit with Krupa last year and found out later that they had the wrong copper! They put that kid thru so much shit for nothing, and now that he has been exonerated and his case has been UNFOUNDED, they have a giant multi-million dollar lawsuit on their hands for fucking with the wrong guy!! I hope Ryan and Turbyville stick it up the cities ass the same way Krupa did. Go get 'em!!!!!!!
Putting women on tact teams is bad enough. Now there is a rainbow team in 24.
024 Dist Tact Lt. Mark Amati is a good guy...better than most of the clout drunks they put in those spots...he is young and not afraid to do police work....besides the last guy in that spot only came to work one mabye two days a week and had his head so far up Maurer's ass he even smoked his cigars!!
2/22/2006 11:59:52 PM
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Maybe he had his head up maurer ass but was a great copper in his time and so was maurer. A policemans policeman. It is better than being young still dumb, and getting caught getting rid of your cum. now look newly promoted and stilla suckass.
The former 024th district tact Lt. was a working policeman till the day he retired. Don't know anything about the new one. as far as new Lt's the 012 dist tact Lt. was the tact Lt. the day he got promoted. No experience as a Fld Lt or W/C as of yet but he has been the Acting D/C.
The former 024th district tact Lt. was a working policeman till the day he retired. Don't know anything about the new one. as far as new Lt's the 012 dist tact Lt. was the tact Lt. the day he got promoted. No experience as a Fld Lt or W/C as of yet but he has been the Acting D/C.
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Soft as puppy shit.
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