Aaargh Mateys!
Talk like a Pirate Day is upon us.Feel free to spend your day keelhauling socialists, making liberals walk the plank and looting and/or pillaging across the bounding main. Aarrrgh, me hearties.
In the meantime, we shall be sharpening our hook.
In the meantime, we shall be sharpening our hook.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
12 Comments:
A drunk walks into a coppers bar wearing a pirates hat pulled down so tight over his head, it bearly reveals his bloodshot eyes.
Some copper walks up to him and asks, "Just what the f*#ck are you supposed to be?"
The drunk replies [slurs] , "I'm a f*#cking pirate!"
The copper inquires, "If you're a pirate, then where's your 'Buccaneers?'
The drunk replies...."Under my buccan-hat!" Aaaargh!
Aaargh. I know an A/2 female detective that loves to sail. She must be a pirate because she always wants to give me skull. Aaargh. I supply the bone(rs). Aaargh.
This outta be fun. ;)
Can't wait to read ya's.
PERMISSION? SCC Did you get the city council's permission to post their flag, the scull and crossbones?
and you all thought i was crazy for becoming a pirate superhero, well part time at least. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
to the ARGNmobile monkey.
Yes, this day has finally come, well again.
Argh
A pirate goes into a restaurant in a Scottish seaport. The waitress come to the table hands him a menu and in a thick accent tells him that the special to bay is, "rrib rroast and rrice."
"Ahhh", says the pirate, "you rrreally rrroll your r's!"
"Yes", she blushes, "especially when I wear hi-heels."
A pirate is walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants. A man asks the pirate if he knew that there was a steering wheel in his pants. the pirate replies "Aaaaarh, it's been driving me nuts all day"
bring back the gallows...aaarrgh!
A pirate comlpains to his friend that he has a problm lately with fuedian slips. "I'm on the train and I ask the conductor for a Picket to Titsburgh".
His friend laments he has the same problem, "At breakfast I was going to ask my wife to pass me the cream and sugar, and instead I said BITCH YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE."
arghh
Anonymous 6:15,
ROTFLMAO! Freaking hysterical.
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
Two pirate ships are engaged in an off-shore cannon battle, and one of the ships, nearly sunk, washes up upon land the next morning.
Sgt. Hitney showed up and had her picture taken.
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