Let Him Die Already
If he wants to be dead this badly, let him die:
- A top Chicago gangster linked to a bloody gang war is near death after he stabbed himself 20 to 30 times just as police were about to arrest him this week, authorities said.
Cook County prosecutors said Friday that Lamell "Slim" Burns -- a reputed leader in the New Breed gang -- remains in critical condition at Stroger Hospital.
If only we could convince hundreds of other gangbangers to kill themselves once the gig is up and they're looking at multiple years downstate. It would certainly save the taxpayers a pile of money. Perhaps we could even sponsor some additional attempts?