Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bad Ideas for Pets

From the Sun Times:
  • A 13-foot boa constrictor wrapped itself around its owner's neck and killed the man in his home, authorities said.

    An acquaintance found Ted Dres, 48, inside the snake's cage Saturday and called police, the Hamilton County Sheriff's office said.

    The snake was still strangling Dres when deputies arrived, and the officers had to work with members of an animal protection group to remove the reptile, the sheriff's office said.

Darwin would be proud. Or at least the Darwin Awards people.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's it! Now I know what I'm getting the bosses for Christmas!

12/18/2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the snake was still strangling the guy when they arrived, shouldn't they have shot the damned thing and tried to save this idiot?

Who was the genius in charge there who decided to call in some snake handlers to carefully remove the killer snake?

C'mon... half that little suburban department could've been sporting snakeskin boots!

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!

12/18/2006 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING ASSHOLE

12/19/2006 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave "wild" animals where they belong, "in the wild" not in a freaking cage in your living room to empress some tight twatted bitch or geekee buddy. Yuppies and gang bangers do themselves in everytime with these exotic pets. Especially the gangbanger, they buy these blackmarket animals and when they get too big or they cant control them anymore they just turn them loose on the street. the gangbangers pet of choice is either the alligator or the albino boas followed by the pit bulls and the "rock weillers" . it's ROTTweilers dumbass. these unwitting animals suffer because of ignorant fools who think they can tame a wild animal. Leave em alone. Just leave em alone. You wanna see animals and exotic creatures like that go to the frekin zoo or look at em on the internet or your local library.

12/19/2006 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat Phil has a pet snake hidden in his nutsack. He hasn't seen it in years.

12/19/2006 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW WHAT I AM GETTING RICH AUSTIN FOR CHRISTMAS.

12/19/2006 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this guy is like the mountain claimbers that go climbing in freezing weather, get overwhelmed and then the government spends millions tryint to save their frozen asses

Wild animals are wild

12/19/2006 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let a couple of those loose at headquarters. snakes usually congregate wit snakes

12/20/2006 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Nature's way to keep the village idiots from breeding....

12/20/2006 11:06:00 AM  

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