Picture This
You're on patrol. You see an individual walking in an alley. He doesn't fit the area, won't answer simple questions and all he has in his possession is a small amphibian. It's happening in Missouri:
- A 21-year-old man has been accused of using a toad to get high.Clay County sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic.Experts said it's possible to lick the toad's venom glands to achieve psychedelic effects.
OK, we made up the scenario. Everyone knows you can't stop some guy walking in an alley for not fitting the area - that'd be profiling! And he's under no obligation to answer your questions - you're messing up his trip, man. You are so bogus.
So the toad would be thrown out of court as a bad search and you'd be subject to Department discipline and monetary damages for violating the toad licker's civil rights.
So the toad would be thrown out of court as a bad search and you'd be subject to Department discipline and monetary damages for violating the toad licker's civil rights.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
22 Comments:
SCC, did you just watch that Beavis & Butthead episode?!
Kiss a frog and you may get a prince.
Kiss a toad and alll you get is warts.
Is that a toad in you pocket
or are you just glad to see me.
DON'T HATE IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT
I can "Picture That" at Belmont & Clark.
That and every other disorder goes on there.
Any toad would be better looking than the he/shes there.Perhaps the alder(?)man can scream at them at bit..............
This job has more TOADY suckers than you can imagine. The most successful ones are called "exempts".
Remember Beavis and Butthead back in the 90s? They used to do that!
HEY SCC! Does the toad juice show up in the CPD random drug testing? Here Froggy-Froggy!
Dude---I'm all toaded out.
To me, a mere "civilian" as you like to call us, this is just another example of how stupid Prohibition 2.0 has turned out to be.
-the friendly grizzly
Is ERPS expected to feed it until trial?
So if he's arrested here for something else and the toad is in his pocket,does he get to take it into lockup with him?
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross" - Dirty Harry.
I TALKED TO SEISER, HE STATED THAT IF HE CATCHES YOU, HE LOCKING YOU UP FOR PCT, POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED TOAD AND HE WILL THEN IMPOUND YOUR CAR. WAY TO SEISER, FELONY COURT AND VEHICLE IMPOUND COURT.
It happens here in Hawaii all the time. The real problem is making sure your dog doesn't eat one.... it will kill him.
Leave the toad lickers alone, they're suffering enough. The punishment for licking a toad is that you have to lick a toad.
Rather lick a toad, them smoke dope that was "stored" up pookies ass!
MMMMMM....toads
Beatnik says: (While thumping on his bongos),
"ICY POND, STUPID FROG - SPLAT!"
PETA WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOAD, WAS IT INVENTORIED OR RELASED?
NO CASE WITHOUT EVIDENCE.
WAS THIS LICKING CONSESUAL?
TOADS HAVE RIGHTS TOO
I THOUGHT ALL THE GUYS KISSING TOADS AT THE BIRD SANCTUARY WERE HOPING TO TURN THEM INTO PRINCES.
Rocks, blows, toad.
Toad?..... Wasn't he a Morgan Deuce back before hair gel was invented?...
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