Kass Summarizes Nicely
From the Sunday Tribune:
- Jay Grodner, the Chicago lawyer who keyed a Marine's car in anger because the car had military plates and a Marine insignia, finally got his day in court last week.
Grodner pleaded guilty in a Chicago courtroom packed with former Marines. Some had Marine pins on their coats, or baseball jackets with the Marine insignia. They didn't yellor call him names. They came to support Marine Sgt. Michael McNulty, whose car Grodner defaced in December, but who couldn't attend because he's preparing for his second tour in Iraq.
And just in case anyone was wondering, here's what dumbass looks like on the dating website he used to patronize:
Man, we just threw up a little.
Man, we just threw up a little.Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
69 Comments:
damn i think he trims his chest hair!!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A JEFFERY DAHMER IN HIS OLDER YEARS.
Uncle Fester!!! Wait, why should insult Uncle Fester?
aaagh! My eyes
Why don't we do what the Marine's do?
what a pee-pee smooching looking asshole..... He will fit right in at county.
uncle Fester
Nice photo Grodner, what are you doing with your hands? Moron.
Man this guy is one ugly motherfucker!
Great stories by Kass....I would have liked to see this ass-hats face when he saw the gallery of Marines..classic!
He looks like a child rapist, i locked up last year.
That is a nasty picture, please delete.
OMG, what balls to have a picture like that on a date line, but then again I bet he thinks he's a real lady killer. Just goes to show you, there is someone one for everyone out there-even this dick head.
I just threw up a little in my mouth. You need warn
dude! gross!!
great article
I'm a female and NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.. Not if he were the last man (sic) on the earth. Not with a bag and a flag. He'd scare a buzzard off a shit wagon!
Ewwww!!!
Phil Cline? Distant relative?
Creepy!
He looks like teh clown from devils rejects!! OMG.
C'mon why did you do that...I just puked on my keyboard.
The Keesing Bandit says---
There should be more pictures of fat and bald men with hairy backs on this site.
I love the hot flashes.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
I hope you are all happy now. By showing his picture and making him out to be an "Oy Vey Bad BOY" the chicks will come flocking. I'm sure that was his intention all along. Since the 60's are way over, getting trim through social protest has wained. Still he killed two birds with one stone- Im sure he sent his photo to Cindy Sheehan.
IMADIC
He needs a Seiser make-over
HOLY SH$%%%%%%%%%%%%T WOW i think im fucking blind, thanks for that SCC, shouldnt we get a warning before scrolling down to see his fat hairy ass
WHO WEARS SWEATER VESTS ANYMORE?????
I brought you some wine coolers and condoms.
oh that is beyond creepy. what a sick mother f**ker. he won't come back to the US - let France have him. They let child molesters and other crazy people run free over there - that's why American criminals love to go there.
Thanks SCC, now I have to gouge my eyeballs out.
Lady killer?
He looks like he's the kind of guy that likes guys.
Just a sailor, trying to dance with a Marine and got turn down.
WHOOOOOORAH
Maybe we can fix him up with Michael Moore......
And if that was the BEST picture of himself,,,I'd hate to see the others!!!!!!
My Ex-Husband is starting to look good!!!
Uglier than a cracked toilet seat.
JOHN WAYNE GACEY JUNIOR......................
Is that the eagle from the muppets?
what a assclown .. he needs a good slap in the face!
A few questions:
1.Was his screen name "SHIRTLESS IN CHICAGO" OR "NIPS N'HIPS"?
2.What exactly did he scratch the car with again?
He looks lke he should be profiled on "Americas Most Wanted" as a pervert.. What a goof to pose whthout a shirt on. Where are your hands? Fondling yourself? Time for you to pack up your bald, hairy chested fat ass and move out of the country to Iraq..
All that "Box O Rocks" needs is a light bulb in his ear to be Uncle Festers clone!
we should put his picture and billboard up on the kennedy E-way saying what he did!!!
Where can I donate?
Anyone know how to do that out there?
Any Volunteers to do it????
for shame scc; you are supposed to be a protector of the public and you post that and make us all sick.
WHO WEARS SWEATER VESTS ANYMORE?????
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LMAO!!!!
He looks like a Pediphile.
To all posters: You guys/gals are all on FIRE!! Great way to forget about this freakin' cold weather.
A Man-Bitch if I ever saw one....
The guy makes Daley look good looking!!!!!!!
i seen him on an episode of to catch a predator.
He is not so bad....
Where is the reconstructed picture with SGT. C.H. in it?
"I want my fucking money, Jimmy!" Phone cord gets wrapped around his neck.
Burger Wilke are you blind or just desperately in need to get laid????
P U K E !
What a creeper!
Remove the pic, it hurts my eyes.
I think I saw this guy coming out of the Manhole when I worked in 023.
I've never felt this way about another man, but after seeing his picture, I must have him. OOOHHHHHH and he's a lawyer.
Anonymous said...
i seen him on an episode of to catch a predator.
1/20/2008 09:14:00 PM
he was on recently what pos! What kind of car does he drive? maybe the Marines could drive a tank over it! Hope he rots!
.... and some lucky biatch hasn't snapped him right up and made him her own?!?! Yummy!
What a jagoff to do something like this! Leave your political opinions out of this for a second and take the time to be grateful for all these people lose protecting us. And good job for going to support him. We could learn from them guys. But ofcourse, this being cook county, S.O.L.. Bull shit!
"Where is the reconstructed picture with SGT. C.H. in it?"
Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good one.
Somebody, please, do it.
The funniest thing about all of this is that he's a really dumb lawyer, as much of an oxymoron as that is.
He had a chance to plead out, make restitution, apologize for his 'lapse' in judgment, and that would have been that.
But no, that wasn't what the hotshot lawyer had in mind, that fateful day, when he refused to accept responsibility for his asinine actions and, to add insult to injury, actually thought he could, what did he say, 'teach the youngster a lesson'.
I doubt if Grodner has learned anything from this self inflicted lesson.
The Marine was being beyond tolerant with this guy and, what does this shithead do, but try to figuratively shove his baby matzo ball down Sgt. McNulty's throat.
The result:
Marine - 1
Fuckwad - -0
Godspeed, Sgt. McNulty.
Wait! Didn't I see hhim on one of those MSNBC "to catch a preditor" episodes a while back?
Maury's wigs are tested against hurricane winds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got money for those fucking commercials!!!!!!!!!!!
To 1/20/2008 1:31:00pm I am still laughing so hard, I'm gasping for breath. "Great, now I have to guage my eyeballs out!"
I don't see his hairy man-boobs. This guy is one ugly mother fucker.
"I want my fucking money, Jimmy!" Phone cord gets wrapped around his neck.
1/21/2008 08:16:00 AM
You nailed it. He looks just like that actor.
He looks like Maury from Good Fellas!!! I want my money Jimmy...
today!!!!
That schleps uglier than a bag of dicks!
I saw his full upper photo at my space. Nice tits!
Det. Shaved Longcock says: this guys hot, can I rub your bald head between my legs.
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