Alert 019
- A week after Chicago police shot and killed a cougar in the Roscoe Village neighborhood, the possibility of another cougar roaming the western suburbs has people on edge.
[...], police have taken reports of people spotting a big cat, but there's no real proof yet.
"We were all kind of freaking out because we were scared it could jump over the fence or something," said softball player Cassie DeLuna.
Perhaps we should have R&D set up a "train the trainer" program so they can spread cougar killing knowledge throughout the city.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
32 Comments:
Ray BAM BAM Burger Wilke is on his way up there right now.
HE will take care of that cougar, and any black panthers too!
Who wants a free burger at Hooters?
This message was posted at 1140 pm and was the sole post at the time for any of your Wednesday topics...SCC it is very obvious that this is your very own post under a "pen name" or one of your close cohorts!
There were calls last week of sightings of another cougar. Unconfirmed. Police were out looking again as was Animal Control.
Of course, please remember there were also numerous terrorist sightings and many submarine sightings in Lake Michigan after 9/11.
The chance of another cougar in the same neighborhood is extremely small. None in almost 200 years and somehow two make it to 019 within a week?
Possible but I doubt it.
Hope this doesn't end up like the shitty JAWS sequels. COUGAR 3D and COUGAR THE REVENGE
Send the 019 Great White Hunters to eliminate the problem, and charge the local entity for eliminating the pussy. They have proven themselves admirably.
C'mon guys. The trib is running a "should the cat have been killed" poll. Add your comments, to support our troops. Right now, it's a surprising 50-50. At 0530, 23 Apr.
Cougar spotted by Forest View PD on 47/Harlem running into woods on early Tuesday morning.
I'm not afraid of any old pussy cat! We got Fred Lebensorger! He scares all the pussy away!
There was a call of a cougar on Caldwell in 016 the other evening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ebONx_JwU
There was a cougar!
Kung fu Lassie will take down the cougar....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hfv5FPdBHg
I say we let those bleeding heart libs take care of the problem. If you see the cougar, just wave and keep right on going.
SEND SEISER IN , HE WILL HANDCUFF ,AND ARREST THIS COUGAR ,AND WRITE IT AN ANOV.
Siegfried and Roy should be hired for in service training.
Instead Of TRU & Swat Saturation Patrols, Why Don't They "Rent A Cougar" Or Two & Let Them Loose On The Targeted districts.
Straight 8 Hours They Would work.
No Lunch time Taken As They Would "Eat On The Job"
Animal Control ??
I Thought That Was The School Detail
MAYBE THE COUGAR WILL COME TO 19TH WARD AND FEED OFF THE GINGER BITCH, WISHFULL THINKING
hopefully this time the cougar bites the heads off of numerous yupies that were saying we shouldn't have shot the last one. Maybe then they'll understand what we're dealing with.
The cougar was actually spotted in Stickney & Berwyn. Hopefully it can make its way into Cicero and kill a few gangmembers!
Can we knock off the Ray Bam Bam nonsense? You keep trying to have it catch on like "seiser" status, but it isnt working.
Send the Roscoe and Damen softball residents who complained about the Police killing the cougar. I would love to see one of them eaten.
Tree (and cougar huggers) unite. Lets find this big cat, we will hug him, kiss him and hid him from the secret police. We will try to get him to safe ground like Bolivia or Iran.
The sign outside of Tommy's bar on Higgins sez: COUGARS WELCOME.
Why all of the uproar, will someone tell those liberal whores that if was a white panther that was shot.
We actually caught more heat just shooting at black panthers in '69 than these guys got for killing a white one.
john couagr mellancamp is coming here. oops
BEWARE 019 - YOUR GETTING A REAL BITCH OF A SGT THAT WAS TRANSFERRED FROM OHARE AIRPORT! THE COUGAR IS PUSSYCAT COMPARED TO WHAT YOUR GETTING! BEWARE!!
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Can we knock off the Ray Bam Bam nonsense? You keep trying to have it catch on like "seiser" status, but it isnt working.
4/23/2008 02:20:00 PM
Easy there Scott!! Go eat your veggie burger, from BURGER WILKE!!
I and others who read this blog and know this goof, happen to think it is funny. Just because you tried to jock the sister-in-law and failed, does not mean that we can not have fun. It is a free blog and until SCC says so - Bam Bam Burger Wilke will live on with Scotchbreath and Seiser.
I saw elvis.
"The sign outside of Tommy's bar on Higgins sez: COUGARS WELCOME.
4/23/2008 05:20:00 PM"
Haven't seen many Cougar's @ Tommy's, but alot of Resurrection Hospital Employeees w/their WestSide Boyfriends in tow...
What do Siegfried and the Tiger have in common??They both know what Roy tastes like...
Twins??
Even cougars need a hug. Here, kitty...kitty!
Hunting Cougars is about all the real police work they do in 019. Oh and screwing over coppers.
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