BEST Conspiracy So Far
Priceless police humor:
- This is a scare tactic to make more people buy bottled water so the city could collect the tax.
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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15 Comments:
Geeezzz- Maybe it is hypothetically possible that since I do drink a lot of tap water- it is possible that the water Im consuming could have traces of Xanax in it? Would that account for my apathetic attitude towards Police work? Mix that with my recreational use of Cialias and you can see my problems. Then when I surf this site, and see links to JibJab videos with Aunt Bea...OoooLALA shes so hot.
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK 12 HOUR DAYS!
Im funny,funny like what, I make you laugh, You mean I here to make you laugh?
Spend 40 plus years doing this and keep an open mind. THere is more humor in reality and in fiction. I have seen some of the dumbist offenders, victims and yes sometimes policemen, lawyers that you could shake a stick at. This is a great job, and they want me to retire, go scratch!!!!!
Try this one on for size.
What is the big deal with the Children's Museum?
The Children's Museum move is a must to pave the way for the Navy Pier Casino. The only problem is that it is harder to build a museum under the cover of darkness overnight then to tear up a runway.
The little guy is alot of things but dumb aint one of them.
So does this mean that the city propaganda that they send to my house about how Chicago has the best water isn't true? Have I been lied to? Is the water taken in at the facilities on Lake Michigan somehow taking in massive parts of dumped drugs? How many parts per million are we looking at that make the use of these special drop off places so important and who profits from them? Just wanted to know.
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK 12 HOUR DAYS!
5/14/2008 01:04:00 AM
Then don't!
There is nothing another "daley criminal contract will not take care of," now our water is tainted who paid off daley and his street crew this time?
Does this mean if I piss "HOT" I can use the drinking water as my alibi/excuse?
what's wrong with the Children's Museum?? In Grant park ????
Daley is selling the City to whoever has the bucks to pay for it.
Look at the Latin School building a soccer field on taxpayer property..what is 2 Million to a school full of millionaires
One of the dumb fuck millionaires got an attitude when told to move from his parking space ..his comment .He makes more in an hour than I do in a week ...The shit head got his ticket
No building nothing in Grant Park to subsidize millionaires and billionaires.Daley is afraid to build his museum out side of the downtown area because most of the city is run down and getting worse
I go to Niles to buy my bottled H20
12 hour days less communting less gas.
12 hour days means 4 more hours of finding new places/holes in which to hide, 4 more hours of avoiding jobs/handwavers, four more hours of lujacking bullshit on-views and border-jobs to the next district over, buying secondary reading material and about 2 dozen more stale beer and El Gallo Burrito farts (give or take) left in the squad car for the next watch. I honestly don't think I have that type of stamina.
WTF is chateau le sheetz? Sounds like a money laundering operation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwfjHmHendA
The city should tax flammin hot cheese puffs and grape soda.Oh wait,my taxes will go to pay for "them".
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