Black Friday Specials
Shortshanks specials this Friday:
- One "bean" - scrap metal value $43.12
- One airport - $1 billion or best offer
- Park land, open and free (museum optional) - best offer
- "merit" promotion of your choice - see Rugai for price list
What's left to sell?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
59 Comments:
Coin-operated fire hydrants?
"This floral median obstruction brought to you by..." (insert corporate sponsor name of your choice here)
How about Office space? 4th floor at 35th and Michigan, Asst Supt Office. NEVER used for police related work.
Maybe AD Space on Weis' forehead. Shit, any business will get a lot of exposure, on all the major news channels and outlets.
It's Christmas Time. maybe Wal-Mart could paint something on there.
Shit, sell chicago's lakefront, it's all littered with poison anyway. From E-Coli to crack pipes to the floaters.
Sell the el-trains as a handymans special, or maybe all the new Police stations as a handymans special.
Have you seen the major faultline in the 001st District station?
Remember Dickie, SELL to the high bidder and HIRE the low bidder.
With weis I think you confused the 2
Shortshanks will think of something and his aldertwerps will help him get the sale passed in council.
Here's an open question to post, SCC:
In light of the City of Chicago's extreme budget inadequacies, why not find a way to get Meig's Field up and running, once again being utilized and bringing in tax revenue, or perhaps privatized. Is there a petition that we could get moving around on this one? With the millions of dollars lost during this budget crisis, closing that airport seems to be the most inane and irresponsible executive move ever in the history of this city's government.
JP's two homes.
Advertise on city vehicles and CPD & CFD first responders. We should be able to get beat cars painted up like NASCAR as advertisers will get their logos on the news for each film at 10pm story. Ghetto vehicles will garner the highest revenue with highest income coming from cars assigned to CPS.
Patrick Daley will sell "his" story to Pravda, the state run Russian newspaper, in exchange for a lifetime of free vodka and caviar. The Russians were hoping that the Daley spawn would also reveal military "secrets" until they discovered that the only secrets he really had were how to participate in the military without really trying.
Your wrong on airports price SCC! midway is 2.5 billion, how much when o'hare runways are done will he sell it for? 10 billion? You forgot the water sale, to that german firm that promises to raise water rates over 400%! daley is on a roll and with the 50 cowards he keeps on rolling with the thefts!
Hey that price list is good info. But the one for Merit list shouldn't be included. When the other stuff gets sold to money goes into Shortshanks pocket. But the Akdertheives get to keep the money for the sale of Merit for themselves. And besides what good will being on the Merit list do me?
Not A Cop
At 0500hrs NBC Channel 5 was on scene at the Target Store at Logan and Elston in 014.
The cameras were inside the store showing how "peaceful" everything was as the shoppers entered the store.
By 0529hrs after the cameras and the media sluts left;
2 savages beat the shit out of each other in the electronics section . . . nothing changes.
Get me the fuck out of this city.
There's plenty left to steal for Shortshanks. He's not done by a long shot.
When the new FOIA becomes operational I intend on obtaining all communications between J-Fed, Masters and Ginger. We will then find out how many promotions she is responsible for. This request all e-mails between this group.
I also intend on making requests of the Pension Board.
to be a judge in the court system you most pay the 19th ward or you dont get it the 19th ward is a joke it time to vote them OUT
For obvious reasons, I must remain anonymous. I represent my ward in the City Council. While contributions to your alderman's campaign fund vary, I offer some basic rules of thumb.
All contributions must be in cash, preferably in nonsequential $100 bills.
Generally speaking, if you lack political or family connections, you can attain merit promtions as follows:
Sergeants $10,000.
Lieutenants $25,000.
Captains $40,000.
In many cases, you may have a close and retired relative who has served the City with LOYALTY. He or she should make the actual donation in your name. No refunds. So as not to embarrass the CPD, the merit candidate must have an IQ of at least 60. This allows for abject morons.
In my next post, I will deal with merit transfers to specialized units and promotions to exempt positions.
What's on the Ultimate Tac Warrior's Christmas List?? I hear he wants : a new tanning package, a gift card to get a new bad tattoo, a pair of "special" gloves for searches, a skull and crossbones winter hat, and most importantly, more CPD clothes.
What's left, you ask??
Spaghetti!
Hope my boys and girls have lotsa stuffed tummies and ate lotsa spaghetti wit turkey!
Mama Loves You!
ot
when i was watching the detroit lions football game, the announcers were showing the old silver dome stadium.
the stadium and 120 acres of land sold for 558 thousand dollars!!
this country is phucked
Our souls!
"Coin-operated fire hydrants?"
I like that.
"Sorry that your block burned down, but the fire hydrant rejected your Link card."
Three killed last year on black friday. Is that the over/under for this year or does the line have to be adjusted?
The House of Cards or should I say the Crime Family will fall soon!! That will be the best sale of all
AM I THE 8TH MILLION BLOGGER?
JUST CHECKING, I'VE BEEN IN LINE HERE SINCE 732PM WED.
By city ordinance, the shanks should have been limited to the length of a current mayoral term when granting or selling leases for city-owned assets, such as the airports, the Skyway, the parking meters, etcetera, and each lease would be up for dissolution, continuance or renegotiation with the beginning of a new mayoral term, regardless of the occupant of the mayor's office.
Further, city-owned land should never be sold, other than at auction with a reserve price equal to the current market value plus an adjustment for projected or estimated added value from planned, known, or established public works projects or city sponsored neighborhood enhancement or improvement projects.
Fuck you shortie. Shanks should not have been allowed to keep his thieving hands firmly grasped around publicly owned assets until 50 years or more after his death.
Ultimate Tac Warrior is hilarious. Sounds to me like he could be related to "Missy". Same technique. Please continue to post and could you tell us about your love interests? Do you like Desk Dollies or Amazon Tac Queens?
"Sorry that your block burned down, but the fire hydrant rejected your Link card."
11/27/2009 11:32:00 AM
ROFLMAO. Thanks!
"The fire hydrant rejected your LINK card"...Funniest fuckin thing I've heard all week!
OT- following up on the Navy SpecOps guys getting thrown under the bus...
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/11/25/national/main5773164.shtml
Our country really needs to get its priorities in order.
.....his aldertwerpshelped get something passed.
His alder twerps will do what they are told if they know what is good for them.
Here's an open question to post, SCC:
In light of the City of Chicago's extreme budget inadequacies, why not find a way to get Meig's Field up and running, once again being utilized and bringing in tax revenue, or perhaps privatized. Is there a petition that we could get moving around on this one? With the millions of dollars lost during this budget crisis, closing that airport seems to be the most inane and irresponsible executive move ever in the history of this city's government.
11/27/2009 12:56:00 AM
Great plan except that we'd be charged $500 million to put the runways and operations back together...
Generally speaking, if you lack political or family connections, you can attain merit promtions as follows:
Sergeants $10,000.
Lieutenants $25,000.
Captains $40,000.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
This is so on-the-money so to speak.
You could easily make this up in your first two years in rank from "street" donations.
I encourage anyone with discretionary funds to consider a merit promotion. It's worth the money.
Chalkie visited 15 today. He struck quite ruthlessly through a door.
The air we breath will be taxed! Hold your breath
"Ultimate Tac Warrior is hilarious. Sounds to me like he could be related to "Missy". Same technique. Please continue to post and could you tell us about your love interests? Do you like Desk Dollies or Amazon Tac Queens?
11/27/2009 02:03:00 PM"
why?
which one are you?
"Great plan except that we'd be charged $500 million to put the runways and operations back together...
11/27/2009 05:40:00 PM"
lease northerly island to those who want the access.
all costs of restoration to be covered by leasee, leassor to receive $1 per year for as long as it takes for leasee to recover monies spent for restoration.
would generate more short and long term economic benefits than the parking meter lease fiasco.
God bless us every one.
Tiny Tim Daley
J-Fed should be sold. Or given away. Never mind. He already sold his soul. Who'd ever want a useless piece of shit like him anyway. Never mind.
advertise on squad cars
colt 45 40 ounce bottles
mad dog 2020
fine dining mickey d's
best dope corners
For all of the unions that keep pushing the democratic vote. Lets look at the elected officials, especial our beloved mayor. has anyone seen a larger union busting administration. All of the dems, want private non-union worker's; who would of thought that a city job was not secure, i have forgone a larger salary for a more secure position, I SCREWED UP!!!!
Republicans have always backed the worker....just not all the handouts to the non-workers.
Re-naming rights of this city's name.
Certain areas in city hall can be rented out at night.
City owned vehicles can be used as loaners in place of CTA buses.
financial planner cop said...
Generally speaking, if you lack political or family connections, you can attain merit promtions as follows:
Sergeants $10,000.
Lieutenants $25,000.
Captains $40,000.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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The Cook County Sheriff's Police has had several promotions up the ladder at a rapid pace due to Rugai, Dart & 19th Ward donations.
D/C M. Walsh
Commander P. Dwyer
Commander B. White
All were promoted from PO to LT and up with a few years or less on the job.
Ultimate Tac Warrior is hilarious. Sounds to me like he could be related to "Missy". Same technique. Please continue to post and could you tell us about your love interests? Do you like Desk Dollies or Amazon Tac Queens?
11/27/2009 02:03:00 PM
Ultimate wack bore rior is amusing not hilarious. If you thinks those posts are hilarious you need to get out more.
The House of Cards or should I say the Crime Family will fall soon!! That will be the best sale of all
and when another harold washington is voted in you will be crying and i will be saying i told you so
11/27/2009 05:45:00 PM
Unless, of course, you were Santo Bonaguro, he should be in the beat cop hall of fame for the way he worked Roseland. I'm sure he's got a nice lake house somewhere. Maybe two.
Whoa 11/27/2009 09:16:00 AM
I have never read those figures but I remember a family member quote them. Judgeships too as you later reference.
My gramps was a Northside Ward Comitteeman when Chicago was run by the IL version of Republivans.
Remember seeing lots of photos gramps had of Mayor Thompson and Judge Nelson and others.
As much as things change in Chicago, they seem to stay the same.
Check out the excerpt for Mayor Thompson from Wikipedia
You can take out Thompson's name and replace it with Daley's and be spot-on!
From Wikipedia
"For Chicago Thompson has meant filth, corruption, obscenity, idiocy and bankruptcy.... He has given the city an international reputation for moronic buffoonery, barbaric crime, triumphant hoodlumism, unchecked graft, and a dejected citizenship. He nearly ruined the property and completely destroyed the pride of the city. He made Chicago a byword for the collapse of American civilization. In his attempt to continue this he excelled himself as a liar and defamer of character.[4]
Upon Thompson's death, two safe deposit boxes in his name were discovered to contain nearly $1.5 million in cash.[5]"
Buck Naked
(not a cop)
I retired a few year ago and moved out of Mt. Greenwood. I return now and then. I am surprised on how bad Mt. Greenwood looks, how run down the business section is ( 111th st). Why do people keep voting in the same old hacks who just game you, such as Rugai and State Rep . Joyce? You have no one to blame but yourselves. I hear from residents on how great and friendly these prople are, how well they take care of the police and fire. All I cn say is BULL!!!
The city will never release under the freedom of information act anything to do with merit promotions. This falls under ( I believe) personnel matters which are exempt. The unions should go for having a representative on the academic selection board as a voting or non-voting representative. Take the secrecy out of this process. There have been attorneys who have made merit Lieutenant ( 2 I know of).If they can't pass a test then no one can. But, why study when you don't have to??
Is it true that Patrick Daley was pushed out of the army with a less than honorable discharge? Is that why he is lying low?
start charging people 5 bucks to make a police report--- crime will drop 50 percent in one year....
The House of Cards or should I say the Crime Family will fall soon!! That will be the best sale of all
and when another harold washington is voted in you will be crying and i will be saying i told you so
Shows how dum you are. If you were a city worker Harold was great. But since he was black morons like you didnt like him. So you came out in droves and voted for irish Daley to save the city. Way to go.
11/27/2009 05:45:00 PM
Unless, of course, you were Santo Bonaguro, he should be in the beat cop hall of fame for the way he worked Roseland. I'm sure he's got a nice lake house somewhere. Maybe two.
11/28/2009 08:19:00 AM
You can't mention Bonaguro without Johnny L and Frank R---who was exiled to Fillmore for holding back on his Commander. Made it work for him though. The envelopes from the policy runners alone helped put an addition on Frank's house.
Makes you wonder why some people want to become the police when they don't have an honest bone in their body.
Can I buy Michael Scott's job. How much will da mare charge me?
Judges-in-waiting see the Honourable Alderman Edward Burke who replaced the Late Great First Ward Alderman Pat Marcy. Rugai? Get real.
WOW! You must be the black sheep of the family. They only made me buy a couple of tickets to a Christmas party and promise to hang out.
there putting a lot money atsouth water plant. 79th str.lake shore, be ready for next sale.debbie tadin and bro tom making six figures to do shit.
time to get rid of these phony project managers on the city payroll. start with millionair mike tadins brother and sister tom and debbie. the insider!
mr mayor thanks for your support
35 months without a raise for chicago's first responders
CPD & CFD
Anonymous said...
Is it true that Patrick Daley was pushed out of the army with a less than honorable discharge? Is that why he is lying low?
11/28/2009 12:51:00 PM
That can be checked. there are many reservists and active military known to cpd who can check discharge records.
Most likely Patrick Daley is avoiding federal subpoenas in Moscow.
Anonymous said...
Can I buy Michael Scott's job. How much will da mare charge me?
11/28/2009 09:36:00 PM
I don't think you wanna get wacked by the Russians and make it look like a suicide. That's what happens when you don't pay back your loan. (So, I hear....)
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