Police Limit
An cartoon drawn and published by a cop:
He even uses our favorite word! In any event, it's a weekly cartoon with a whole bunch of parallels to Chicago, some very uncanny parallels. It's also here at this link and if you get a chance, check the archives all the way back to late 2007/early 2008.
He even uses our favorite word! In any event, it's a weekly cartoon with a whole bunch of parallels to Chicago, some very uncanny parallels. It's also here at this link and if you get a chance, check the archives all the way back to late 2007/early 2008.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
37 Comments:
now this is good readin, lmao
....there are parallels drawn out in the street to things from comic books. the best is some of the arrests i've had over the years are right out of a batman comic book. i sometimes think i work in gotham city with a cast of characters.
the best is some of the arrests i've had over the years are right out of a batman comic book. i sometimes think i work in gotham city with a cast of characters
Most of the exempts are either Riddlers or Two Faced, and I would say Daley is the Joker, only he's TOO DAMN CRAZY to be that guy !
Has everyone been getting that National Police Agency survey from UIC? I'm not sure what link everyone else has gotten but the link may be unique for each person so it can identify you. Look after the "SID=" If the value's are all different then they could be tied to you. Check your buddies. If they are all identical then don't worry about it and be honest.
Down with Corkey
OT- If anyone is interested Miller Coors is looking for a Security Director/Executive Protection. Based in headquarters in downtown Chicago. I have heard a few guys bailing from CPD and jumping over to the private sector and happy they did.
Hello everyone,
Keep in mind that the mayor's contract is up at the end of JULY -- hmmmmmm what do you think they vote themselves? 1% or 4%?????
I wonder what it would take to publish this strip in one of our finest local newspapers? Act of God might not be enough. SCC, can u slap a link on the side of your website. This truly deserves it!
So much for D/D being the CPD's savior. Captains Assc page is saying that as of next period, no Captains on 2nd Watch (with 5 exceptions). Here come the retirements / medicals. Great timing in the middle of summer
OFF TOPIC
From Chicago Breaking News:
"...a 16-year-old boy was shot about 3:26 a.m. in the 5100 block of West Chicago Avenue, police said. The teen was standing outside when he was shot by an unknown suspect..."
Paper route? Digging up nightcrawlers to go fishing? Hmmm
scc new topic;
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2401532,supervisor-accused-of-stealing-cigs-061610.article?plckCurrentPage=1&sid=sitelife.suntimes.com
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This asshole was a PPO?!?!
Anyone know how he was fired and then got another CITY JOB???
Awesome. This is what we need to lighten the load scram-fled has but on us!
I am currently writing anecdotes for a book I hope to write titled: The Chicago Police Farce
I have a character named Otto and of course he is a victim of a theft (theft from Otto).....This story cronicles Otto's experience and frustrations from a comical standpoint as he first discovers the theft and is undecided if he should report it. When he decides to file a report; he has to put up with a cranky calltaker, then the field officer, then a field sergeant, then Callback, then the thief, and finally the desk crew of his home district all the while cursing his decision to even file a report.
who in charge of cpd
a. weiss
b. dugan
we'll find out soon if captains remain doing nothing on days for $120,000 a year supervising senior lts , sgts and po's
HillBuzz takes about Chicago crime statistics:
http://hillbuzz.org/2010/06/17/insight-into-why-crime-statistics-in-boystown-do-not-reflect-the-real-amount-of-crime-in-chicago-its-a-pain-in-the-neck-to-follow-through-on-the-process/
Pretty friggin' funny. Thanks for the link SCC.
take the time to read all of them. they are spot on. would be funny if it wasnt so damn true.
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/cspcc/2009/cspcc090913.jpg
The Witch is dead! Some capt's got moved and 018 midnights is out from under the thumb of the wicked witch of the central control group!!! Hooray!
OFF TOPIC
From Chicago Breaking News:
"Weeks before a retired school teacher was found dead inside her Brookfield home, she posted bond that freed the man now charged with her murder, the Tribune has learned."
Isn't it ironic............
This is the funniest right on cop shit humor I have ever seen.
BRAVO!!
Tell me that have a Jesse character, please.
OT: 009, you're getting a great boss on Mids, 004 days, we're getting screwed. As usual when something is working out good on this department, they will find a way to "F" it up.
we'll find out soon if captains remain doing nothing on days for $120,000 a year supervising senior lts , sgts and po's
*****
GFY you goof
Hello everyone,
Keep in mind that the mayor's contract is up at the end of JULY -- hmmmmmm what do you think they vote themselves? 1% or 4%?????
6/17/2010 11:17:00 AM
Thats because the economy will be drastically better....haha
OT: Gold Star Families Memorial and Park
Sunday, June 20th at 10:00 AM
All Chicago Police officers (retired and active), family and friends are invited to attend a special Father's Day Mass on Sunday, June 20th at 10:00 AM. Father Dan Brandt from the Chicago Police Chaplain's Ministry will celebrate the mass at Gold Star Families Memorial and Park. The mass will honor all fathers living and deceased; especially those whose names are inscribed on the wall within the Sacrifice space.
Exit Lake Shore Drive at 18th Street and you will be directed to complimentary parking on Waldron Drive. Kindly bring a lawn chair or blanket for your seating comfort.
In case of rain on Father's Day, please call the Police Chaplain's Ministry at 312-738-7588 for information.
we'll find out soon if captains remain doing nothing on days for $120,000 a year supervising senior lts , sgts and po's
It's more than 120 a year, and I'll work whatever watch you want me to for that. :-)
Don't be a hater, Lieutenant.
All you on the DUGAN band wagon think again. As said before DUGAN cares about DUGAN! Order out and a ton of captains moved to midnites and third watch. No way he said " Let me run the patrol division or i will put in my papers!" No way boys and girls!
Has everyone been getting that National Police Agency survey from UIC? I'm not sure what link everyone else has gotten but the link may be unique for each person so it can identify you. Look after the "SID=" If the value's are all different then they could be tied to you. Check your buddies. If they are all identical then don't worry about it and be honest.
Down with Corkey
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Who gives a fuck if they are tracking me, what are they gonna do, dump me to third watch from midnights??
OT: So apparently the teacher who is bound by a residency requirement and has been ignoring said requirement for 8+ years is going to be given a "reprieve" by luberman!Why? Because he "saved a life"??? Guess what? I have half a dozen lufe saving fucking awards, does that mean I get to live outside the City??? Come on, SCC, roll with this one! I mean Im sure he is a nice guy and all, but Id like to live outside the city! And whats good for the goose...!!
This asshole was a PPO?!?!
Anyone know how he was fired and then got another CITY JOB???
6/17/2010 02:24:00 PM
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Clout ! The shitcago way !
I want to thank the 3rd watch CPD officer who was hard up for a couple of traffic tickets this afternoon..... The jag and partner stopped my wife for talkin on her cell phone this afternoon. Yes, she was wrong for talking on the phone and not having her D.L on her person. We all leave our houses in a rush sometimes and forget our wallets or purses. But did he have to take her into the District and write her after she mentioned I was a P.O. This officer stated he did it b/c she gave him attitude ( And if she did, which I doubt should have put her in place). How many times has some shit bag given you attitude or motherfu...u and you walk away without taking them in or doing any paper on the incident. Was he really that thirsty that he had to stop a female w/ a 2 year old baby for talking on a phone. Come on..I could think of a more productive stop. I know what kind of relationship I now have with the 9th Dist.
ISP
Common she was just on a cell-phone with a 2 yr old in the car and forgot her license,... driving a stolen car shooting a .9mm out the sun roof cranking lil wayne on the base tube at 120 decibel level, drinking a 40 oz, smoking weed and telling the 009th dist to go fuc@k themselves
Come on..I could think of a more productive stop. I know what kind of relationship I now have with the 9th Dist.
ISP
6/17/2010 11:55:00 PM
Anonymous said...
...Was he really that thirsty that he had to stop a female...
ISP
6/17/2010 11:55:00 PM
I don't know and I wouldn't presume to guess since I wasn't there.......
39:00 PM
Anonymous said...
I want to thank the 3rd watch CPD officer who was hard up for a couple of traffic tickets this afternoon..... The jag and partner stopped my wife for talkin on her cell phone this afternoon. Yes, she was wrong for talking on the phone and not having her D.L on her person. We all leave our houses in a rush sometimes and forget our wallets or purses. But did he have to take her into the District and write her after she mentioned I was a P.O. This officer stated he did it b/c she gave him attitude ( And if she did, which I doubt should have put her in place). How many times has some shit bag given you attitude or motherfu...u and you walk away without taking them in or doing any paper on the incident. Was he really that thirsty that he had to stop a female w/ a 2 year old baby for talking on a phone. Come on..I could think of a more productive stop. I know what kind of relationship I now have with the 9th Dist.
ISP
6/17/2010 11:55:00 PM
If that was my wife and son, I would not use the blog to air my anger. Go to the district and talk to the officer to his face. How brave will he be talking to a man instead of a female with a baby. Do not judge a district for one asshole. This is a sad story. We cannot extend courtesy to family members?
we'll find out soon if captains remain doing nothing on days for $120,000 a year supervising senior lts , sgts and po's
It's more than 120 a year, and I'll work whatever watch you want me to for that. :-)
Don't be a hater, Lieutenant.
Don't be so impressed with yourself,Craptain, aside from the pay I'd rather be a field lieutenant than a captain any day.
It's a dead end job that makes self important types think they're better than they are.
A watch commander is not that difficult to do, a PO can and has done it. With the right training a college kid can probably do it. All you do is sign some forms and push buttons and act like you're lord of the realm.
Get over yourself.
"I want to thank the 3rd watch CPD officer who was hard up for a couple of traffic tickets this afternoon..... The jag and partner stopped my wife for talkin on her cell phone this afternoon. Yes, she was wrong for talking on the phone and not having her D.L on her person. We all leave our houses in a rush sometimes and forget our wallets or purses. But did he have to take her into the District and write her after she mentioned I was a P.O. This officer stated he did it b/c she gave him attitude ( And if she did, which I doubt should have put her in place). How many times has some shit bag given you attitude or motherfu...u and you walk away without taking them in or doing any paper on the incident. Was he really that thirsty that he had to stop a female w/ a 2 year old baby for talking on a phone. Come on..I could think of a more productive stop. I know what kind of relationship I now have with the 9th Dist.
ISP"
Dear Trooper:
I wasn't there, so I can't say what happened with any authority. But I will say this, based on your account of what happened.
Not many Chicago Patrolmen are out there writing citations today. Even the so called 'traffic unit' is dealing with numbers that are way, way down.
No one is feeling much love for the City, our infamous Mayor, nor our clueless Superintendent
or clout heavy arrogant and equally clueless Chief of Staff in the CPD. So, offhand, I would have to surmise that your better half's attitude was what sealed the deal with regard to being brought to the station and being issued tickets. It's a whole lot of hassle to bring a traffic violator to the station, especially a female with a baby, and few officers today would go through that trouble, unless the violator's mouth made it an acceptable option. I've found in my 22 years of law enforcement experience that being pleasant and cordial has a lot to do with whether or not I would or would not issue a traffic citation to a violator.
Yeah damnit! Slap that link up there! www.gocomics.com/policelimit
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