Saturday, June 19, 2010

Q & A with J-Fled

The insanity continues over at the Supernintendo's blog that we don't link to:
  • Question: Still trying to figure out what Chief Brown did that was sooooo great in the detective division as a lt to get him repromoted several ranks to chief.

    Posted on June 09, 2010 at 04:03 PM CDT

  • Answer: Superintendent's Response

    Chief Brown is creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader. We would be well served with many more like him. JW
Is it something in the water? Or willful blindness? Or something far more sinister? Anyway, the obvious disconnect from reality is astounding and amusing all at once. Good luck to the next guy or gal trying to put the pieces together from this Humpty-Dumpty Department.

Off-topic (but a truly inspired bit of hilarity from an anonymous commentator), J-Fled claims World War II never would have happened if the United States didn't have a Navy.

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34 Comments:

Anonymous Bunco Squad said...

The coward J-Fled expounds on "leadership".

GOTTA RUN!

6/19/2010 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it the Soul Train line in his office that sealed the deal?

6/19/2010 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Answer: Superintendent's Response

Chief Brown is creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader. We would be well served with many more like him. JW


SCC Please, for the love of God, tell me that this is a JOKE!?!?!

6/19/2010 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is, Jackson is on the way out, and soon. So it's no surprise that J-Fled is singing EB's praises to the heavens. How else can he justify promoting EB to the highly political post of Asst. Supt.? Everyone knows that EB wouldn't even be where he's at now if anyone took a serious look at his well-documented sexual shennanighans.

6/19/2010 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well follow up to that is then why did he get dumped before if he's such a good leader?

6/19/2010 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey While the Supt is at it, answering such 'intimate personal questions" about his exempts, someone PLEASE ask him about the sworn or civilian status of Masters Masters Masters please!

It's about time they came clean about his 'credentials.' If he has them, how were they obtained?

6/19/2010 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can sprinkle that on you grass for better results.

6/19/2010 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JFled describes another as courageous!?

WTF!

6/19/2010 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off-topic (but a truly inspired bit of hilarity from an anonymous commentator), J-Fled claims World War II never would have happened if the United States didn't have a Navy.

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if Chicago didn't have a ASSHOLE for mayor as in ricky"moron" daley we wouldn't have a nitwit for a Superintendent as in j-fled, the most expensive asshole in the world.

6/19/2010 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Mrs. beaver cleaver said...

Oh stewardess, I speak Jive, I can translate:


“Chief Brown is creative” - He know how to bull-shit child.

“Refuses to accept the status quo" – He say fuck ya’ll to da man.

“Looks to improve efficiencies” – He know where he can geet some fiiiiine puss-say ya’ll.


“Pushes his personnel to new heights” – Ya’ll white muther-fuckers can get in back of the bus now.


“Demonstrates both courage and conviction” – I’m gonna bitch slap some ass and gets me some moooo money naaaaw.


“And is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader.” – Yes sir Mr. Mayor, I’ll make show I’ll takes care of yo peoples.


“We would be well served with many more like him. JW” – They shoved this guy up my ass and I had to promote another incompetent fuck - AGAIN.

6/19/2010 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader."

WHAT? Allegations of sexual harassment, criminal sexual assault, discrimination law suit!

It's bullshit! He's got pictures of the 'Sup' wearing a g-string and panty hose!

6/19/2010 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You still didnt answer the question JW. What did ernie brown do to get demoted by you? And what did ernie brown do to get triple promoted by you 8 months later?

6/19/2010 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

what kinda of stroke reply is that!

HEY J-FLED WHEN SOMEONE AS U A FRICKING QUESTION LETS TRY ANSWERING NIMROD.


HE IS A LEADER IS NOT AN ANSWER!

THESE COULD BE ANSWER
I WAS ORDERED TO DO SO BY MASTER OR BLINKY CUELLO.

HE PUT IN A GRAND TO THE CLINE MEMORIAL FOUNDATION

MY ALDERMAN SAID HE WAS A STAND UP GUY.

HE LOVES CATS AND SO DO I!

SAVE UR JUNIOR POLITICO SPEECHES FOR THE ASS CLOWNS AT CITY HALL.

6/19/2010 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chief Brown is creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader. We would be well served with many more like him. JW

Does JW have a little crush of EB? What the fuck? It sounds like EB gave JW some copy from his publicist and told him to publish it.

I'm going to vomit now.

6/19/2010 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This shit, if it weren't such an ongoing tragedy, would actually be "crack-a-rib laughing" funny.

6/19/2010 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lying to a Federal Agent is a Felony, but I guess a Federal Agent can be a habitual liar with no repercussions.

Knew I should have gone DEA...

6/19/2010 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would think by NOW that WEISel would have more sense than to put out some obvious lies and doublespeak about Brown that any halfway knowledgable person who knows anything about Ernie Brown's many sexual dalliances would raise an eyebrow or two over J-Fled's words of praise. It's so obvious that the Supt. has learned almost nothing in over two years here. If you can't say anything in print that could even remotely be considered the truth, why bother to explain it at all? If you're not going to say publicly what everyone knows, that 'clout won out' with regard to Brown, then please, Mr Weis, just STFU!

6/19/2010 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing worse than promoting a man with so many complaints, personal problems and 'lapses in judgement' is defending him on a public blog to Officers who know better.

WE are Police Officers JW. WE are aware he was promoted purely for political purposes and not for his leadership skills. In a private corporation Ernie Brown would have been recognized for the problem he is, and fired years ago. In Chicago he is promoted and his problems swept under the rug. A real leader would step in and deal with this situation. You have chosen, not only to ignore this, but to defend the indefensible.

With this defense, you sound either delusional or stupid. Neither is acceptable as OUR Superintendent.

6/19/2010 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it the Soul Train line in his office that sealed the deal?

6/19/2010 12:08:00 AM

Hey! Don Cornelius began his adult life as a member of the CPD. He left the job in the mid 1960's when he was in his late 20's.

6/19/2010 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You still didnt answer the question JW. What did ernie brown do to get demoted by you? And what did ernie brown do to get triple promoted by you 8 months later?

6/19/2010 02:04:00 AM

It was a direct order by da revs through da mayor.
Your city at work. Only the BEST runs this train wreck.

6/19/2010 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the original poster to that and a few other questions regarding Brown. That is the only one that the sup posted. I asked him a follow up question since then. I don't know if that'll be posted. It asked, "Why did he get demoted if he's so great?"


The truth is out there.

PS Soylent green is people.

6/19/2010 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

source leaked to me one day as we were having coffee that EB has pending LITIGATION regarding the exposure of his LIES in his application for police chief in another state.....Everything was released to the media and they ran with it....EB wasn't happy so EB does what EB always has done and begins the process and whoa wtf?!?! is magically RE-PREMOTED x3......
JFED doesnt know how to answer that question...but his subordinates do.....

6/19/2010 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EB has got to be on the wire...Think about it.

6/19/2010 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about hi$ tenure at Public Hou$ing?

6/19/2010 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. Beaver Cleaver's comment was awesome. That was some funny shit! Where is/has the ultimate tactical warrior been. Miss reading is adventures.

6/19/2010 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed this is just crazy talk by you, E.B. is nuts!

6/19/2010 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked Ernie Brown.....

6/19/2010 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Chief Brown is creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader. We would be well served with many more like him. JW

Does JW have a little crush of EB? What the fuck? It sounds like EB gave JW some copy from his publicist and told him to publish it.'

The more I read that obvious bullshit, the more I see Masters Masters Masters name all over that publicist created drivel (remember, Masters can't get any positive press anywhere in the local media except for CRAIN'S, how pathetic!). Nothing could be further from the truth, and the truth is, Masters and EB are thick as thieves, which doesn't say much about either of those two conniving asshats.

6/19/2010 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, sure J-Fled. I like the part in your little statement about Brown when you define what a leader is.
Like you would know.....hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

6/19/2010 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous H.R. PuffNStuff said...

WELL.............he was overheard on an ERI, telling a "Family Friend" who surrendered to him in an Englewood murder case. . . .

. . . . "Remember; this was a case of self-defense". The Dumbflocker didn't know about the ERI. So, what do we do? Promote him!

Hit me on the pax 1115 for the V#.

6/19/2010 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

J-fled's explaination regarding E.B. is 100% pure concentrated extract of fermented wild donkey dung.

This fool isn't even bothering to mix his kool-aid with water! He just tears a pack open and pours it in his mouth right before kneeling (if you can call it that) to service the stuttering prick.

6/19/2010 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. beaver cleaver said...
some of the funniest shit I've read in the blog in five years.
Ultimate tactical warrior take note-this is how you write funny stuff!

6/20/2010 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the letter found in a certain ald's home years ago mailed from cpd? Guess who sent it. More to the story. Hey feds pick the case back up will you please.

6/20/2010 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To H.R. PuffNStuff:
"WELL,he was overheard on an ERI, telling a "Family Friend" who surrendered to him in an Englewood murder case. . . ."Remember; this was a case of self-defense". The Dumbflocker didn't know about the ERI. So, what do we do? Promote him! Hit me on the pax 1115 for the V#".

Well, I called the area on the pax and they laughed and hung up. If you are going to throw it out there, give us the V#, so we don't have to weed through every second of every ERI created while he was in the Area. That would take weeks if not longer to do. If you can't give us the V#, I am calling BS.

6/21/2010 04:23:00 PM  

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