Condo for Sale
We're trying to help an acquaintance sell their condo. He's what you call a "motivated seller" so he might be willing to accept a slightly lower price to get out from under this one. Here's the ad:
- Stunning se corner 3 bed/2 ba condo at 14th & michigan ave. Feats floor-to-ceiling windows, hrdwd flrs, custom lighting, highly upgraded kit w/ss ge monogram appls, 42"custom cabinets w/glass fronts, custom hardware, pantry, granite countertops w/breakfast bar, master suite w/walk-in closet & ceramic slate & oversized shower, marble guest bath w/shower, in-unit laundry & priv terrace. 1 parking space $35,000.
Here are some specifics:
- Master Bedroom 12X14; Bedroom 2 12X13
Bedroom 3 12X11; Master Bathroom Double Sink
Dining Room COMBO; Kitchen 11X13, Breakfast Bar/Area/Nook
Dining Area Yes; Living Room 23X16
Laundry Room Dryer, Washer
Appliances Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Range, Refrigerator
Some of the financial info:
- Tax Amount $8,932.10
Tax Year 2009
Asking Price - $689,000.
And here's a link to the online ad - get a look at all the attached pictures. Rumor has it the owner is supposed to be leaving town on or around 01 March 2011, so time is of the essence. Contact numbers are at the link.
And here's a link to the online ad - get a look at all the attached pictures. Rumor has it the owner is supposed to be leaving town on or around 01 March 2011, so time is of the essence. Contact numbers are at the link.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
116 Comments:
Is that With or WITHOUT the Kitty Condo???
whats up with the cowhide rug? poor taste.
J-Stupid paid that much for a condo? What were people thinking when they overpaid for their properties in the south Loop, west Loop, Lincoln Park (my brother bought a condo for $939,000 in 2006 in Lincoln Park)?
how much are the assessments?
That's pretty affordable, if you're making 310K a year. I'll pass and settle with a short sale.
According to the listing, the assessments are $625 a/month!!! I was concerned that J Fled was being taken advantage of so I called the Predictive Analytics Unit and they concurred but they didn't know where 100 w 14st was because the crystal ball doesn't include a Garmin.
SOMEBODY BETTER TELL R WUNDERKIND SELLER THAT THE MARKET HAS TANKED!
EVERYONE HAS GRANITE TOPS AND FANCY FRIDGES NOW A DAYS.
AND HARDWOOD FLOORS ARE SO 1990'S
NO YARD?
NO SECURITY?
289k TOPS.
AND IF A CAT WAS IN THERE URINES SOAKS INTO WOOD!?!
Cat hair is thrown in for free!!
I'd like to sell my condo two bed one bath in 017
Very stark and cold with absolutely no personality (just like it's owner). Is it true that there is a terrible cat odor throughout?
We are police, how the hell are we going to afford that.
I don't see no gun racks in the place... you need weapons in that shithole area.
Oh, wait.. he has bodyguards that he promotes to merit sergeant.
Id buy it myself if I thought the weasle would leave early!!
ouch..... thats alot of money for a condo
Lol. Na na na na.......na na na na.....hey hey hey.....GOODBYE!
And, what did he originally pay for it? Is he trying to make yet another financial killing before being ridden out of town on a rail? Somebody buy it, quick, so he isn't inclined to hang out here one minute past the end of his contract.
Oh, whoever could it be?
where's the liter box?
12 x 14 for the "Master" bedroom? Seems pretty small considering the $$$$. That would barely fit his head.
Please correct the date to 2011, for when I will be leaving town. I tried to leave in 2010 but my boss wouldn't let me.
J-Fled neglected to mention his pink bidet.
you forgot the extra large grooming mirror and the kitty kat splash bath---- also the gold monogramed "j-fled" bath towels will stay......
Finally....wonder who the next guy to screw us over will be?
BYE JODY!!!
acquaintance... LOL
Nice, but too many windows. Very
little privacy.
Maybe Weis is buying Daleys place!
O.T.
From the Officer Down Memorial Page:
Border Patrol Agent Brian A. Terry
United States Department of Homeland Security - Customs and Border Protection - Border Patrol
U.S. Government
End of Watch: Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Incident Details
Cause of Death: Gunfire
Date of Incident: Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Incident Location: Arizona
Weapon Used: Rifle; AK-47
Suspect Info: One at large
Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry was shot and killed near Rio Rico, Arizona, while attempting to apprehend a group of armed subjects. The suspects had been preying on illegal immigrants with the intent to rob them.
Agent Terry and several other agents were attempting to arrest the group when shots were exchanged between the suspects and agents. Agent Terry was reportedly struck in the back by rounds fired by a suspect armed with an AK-47.
Agent Terry was flown to a hospital where he succumbed to his wounds early the following morning.
Four members of the group were taken into custody and at least one suspect remains at large.
Agent Terry was a U.S. Marine Corps veteran and had served with the United States Border Patrol for 3.5 years. He is survived by his parents, brother, and two sisters.
--------------------------------
Please keep all Law Enforcement Officers in your prayers. Another tragic loss. RIP and Godspeed.
Dude, think twice before using what reputation you currently enjoy to pimp for your buddy selling off a condo.
You just knocked your credibility down a few notches.
Why not advertise for Yahoo while you're at it? Friend or not.
I noticed that the word "Master" is used a lot in that ad.... Hmmmmm
Only if they throw in the rug in the living room!!
OT This just out all gun teams are being disbanded and sent back to their units of assignment 06 Jan 10. OCD is then making new teams with the chosen ones that put in applications to work in OCD in Oct.
What a marble brain, a three year contract and he bought a condo, how he loses big money on it
Wow, thanks SCC!
His departure and the eventual loss of $$$ in his condo just made me feel a bit warmer inside!!
May the bank take half his salary he stole from the City!!
I'm willing to offer 150K
Is Aunt Bea's condo up for sale too?
Maybe we could get together and take a collection. Buy the condo now so "he" is able to leave and then sell when the real estate market improves. Anything to help this person out of town.
An early Christmas gift?? Santa you shouldn't have, but thank you from all of us!! (giggle giggle)
hmmmm....I don't know if I would want a condo that is infested with rats. Will there be an extermination prior to purchase?
What is this...Crib Chatter?!
Place probably stinks of litter box and rotten Fed!
I have an older Class A RV. Do you think J-Fled would take it as a partial trade? He could get out of town real fast then.
Maybe we could get together and take a collection. Buy the condo now so "he" is able to leave and then sell when the real estate market improves. Anything to help this person out of town.
Too bad it doesn't have a basement like the old mans at 3536 S Lowe. If those basement walls on Lowe could talk!
I wonder where Ritchie has "secured" his shady deals?
clean up the smell of cat piss and its all good!
Hahaha JFLed's RatCave!
i work in 001, they're giving condo's away down there. will never sell for that price! sorry guy but ur stuck with that place. also, whats so special bout a se view? you get a view of the large sect 8 building at 2001 s michigan. no thx!
Yowsers! Someone was drinking the Real Estate only goes up Kool-Aid. Owning two condos in the same building? I guess by 6/2008 either they couldn't back out of the deal or they didn't think Chgo real estate would take a plunge. (Did alittle digging on ownership)
Either way, I don't see how the person is going to manage to break even. Even if both properties sold for 300k each when you factor in holding costs, still wouldn't make it worth while. I'm surprised the R/E agent took the property at such a ridiculously inflated price.
Wow, that place has about as much personality as JP Weis. Could it be a coincidence?
And, is that a giant dead cat skin on the living room floor?
Gee, if the occupant was supposed to leave on or about 1 March 2010 he has already overstayed his welcome. And what's that on the floor anyway?
Throw in the parking space, silly!
Word has it Brust is out interviewing for jobs,far from IL, he only rents his house.
I/F
Meeks still using the race card and discrimination card. Nobody alive today owned slaves Meeks. Society doesn't owe Black America anything.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2877318-418/women-contracts-meeks-percent-african.html
The light at the end of the tunnel?
The get out of town date is off by a year. That may help people get the joke. we want him to get the asking price, so after a fiscal audit he has something to pay back.
SHEEEEEIIT!
$689K?
Did a fez wearing, crack smoking chimp with an abacus conjure up that price?
$689k for 1684 s/f?
Not hap'nin' playah! We'll be sure to monitor the real estate section for shits & giggles when you end up begging for a short sale of this undersized & way overpriced piece of shit, ya big pussy!
Who knows? Maybe j-fled will have to put some Section 8 tenants in his joint. Why should down-towners be exempt from the misery afflicting former safe havens where upright tax payers, Coppers, Firemen and other city employees live?
Taxes: $8932.10 O_o ?? o_O
AH-HAH!
YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKERS, YOU!
Our off the cuff, informal and very unscientific survey shows that the majority of Coppers who own are valued approximately %50 to %75 of what the weis-el is asking but their taxes range from substantially similar to approximately %50 more on %70 to %80 LESS PAY! Not counting real life out of pocket expenses like tuition, utilities, necessities and incidentals planned for, painfully inconvenient and disasterously unexpected.
The words "Fuck The Police" (with direct and unspoken consequences for everyone else in the rapidly contracting and not being replenished middle class from what we see) has taken on a life of it's own.
Potential Buyers Beware!
Ill humours and just flat out bad bad ju-ju reside in abundance at this place for it IS the portal and opening into the bowels of Hell, Hades and the Netherworld as manifest by the mere presence and appearance of the current occupant.
Exorcism may or may not be the answer.
Be a man and just go away j-fled. Auditioning with every fool who actively seeks the destruction of CPD to help keep THEIR criminal misdeeds out of the lime light
will avail you nothing!
Yearning for the day you and your confederates finally stand trial and are convicted/punished without mercy for obstruction of justice, (and whatever federal charges of conduct unbecoming and misuse of office) 3000+ counts of murder, 3000+ counts of civil rights violations and treason.
You're the dreaded and hated enemy within... A heartless turn coat and traitor who knows nothing of love, brotherhood or true freedom.
You're not one of us... You never were nor will you ever be.
Oh yeah... Cut the patches off that CPD leather... You didn't earn 'em. Seeing you in uniform is like watching the shitheads overseas dancing with joy on the nightly news brandishing spoils taken from our honored dead.
Maledicta para mustelidae...
Fuck you... Fuck you twice... Fuck you as many times as necessary. A festering, pestilential pox and the bloody flux on your house... May you never be able to sell it and it hangs around your neck and shoulders rotting like a dead albatross.
May you, your enablers, confederates and supporters have doubt, fear, failure, grief, inadequacy, misery and pain as constant companions for the remains of your days...
Good luck selling. South Loop is overbuilt and loaded with short sales and foreclosures.
On a Police Officers Salary??? There's not Enough Special Emplyoment Available for me to crack that Nut!
other dumb s.o.b who thought he/she was going to make money on real estate and is now underwater. Ha Ha Ha....
If anyone makes an offer that is more than $250K then your crazy too. Just take a look at the market in the area and you will see there is plenty available.
what this guy is going to move out of chicago the 1st move he gets?
It's time to customize some of CPS' "finer" educational institutions, such as Foreman. Remove the facades and replace with lexicon glass. This will allow the world to view the budding brain surgeons as they matriculate.
Today would have been a perfect day to watch. This afternoon the academic discussion became heated, so heated that the school officer had to intervene which led to a 10-1.
The 10-1 resulted in units from 016 and 017 responding, including 1-Lt(wc), 3-Sgts., 29-cars and 2 school officers.
1-PO, 1-Teacher, and at least 1-student required CFD transport in separate ambulances to the hospital.
Fucking Animals.
does it have a Masters, Masters, Masters toilet?
SCC,
I'm going to argue that this is below the belt. One can argue back that Cozzi was too. Still, two wrongs don't make a right.
Not worth over $450,000, taxes almost nine grand a year and monthly assessment of $625 a month, nah, i'll pass on that!
Neighborhood is loaded with homeless drifters and panhandlers that bash people in the head to steal their wallets and purses!
1st dist guy.
Not much of an apartment. The kitchen appears to be in the living room. But the price matches the neighborhood, where else can you walk out your front door and get hit ober the head, robbed (and or raped) and maybe killed by fun loving neighborhood kids? Just the place I's want to live, how about you Buffy?
1 parking space.....my wife and i have 3 cars and a motorcycle.
that condo won't work for us.
this guys wife must not have worked or he took PUBLIC transportation.
what a lifestyle !
That large restroom looks like one could take a nice relaxing stink-filled Jody after their morning coffee!
Love it.. was all into it ,until i saw the Price....
Goodbye, Dickhead...and take Masters with you!
Cannot afford it.....
Not much for decor, are you, Mr. Fled? The pictures paint a setting of an owner lacking any real imagination or personality. I'd say J-Fled found a place that 'spoke' to him!
Is that a typo? Should it not read "Masters' bedroom?"
:))
OFF TOPIC:
Beats 811 and 812--Anything going on with thefts of gutters/downspouts on the west end?
Last friday nite 5 garages had their garage downspouts stolen in the 5400 block of New England/Newcastle alley. I seem to recall this happening during the summer around 57th & Austin. A little special attention on the
1st watch my brothers? Thanks in advance.
OT This just out all gun teams are being disbanded and sent back to their units of assignment 06 Jan 10. OCD is then making new teams with the chosen ones that put in applications to work in OCD in Oct.
Yesssss
Sgt Kevin Muth says: At last estimate we have 8,000 officers, lets do the math, for a little less than $100 a copper, we could buy this place and turn it into a Tulsa-like (009 reference) cop hangout place or even a community use stabbin' cabin for TRU, MSF and tact-boys. I think it's a sound investment!
Slight Kitty odor but nothing a little manliness can't overcome.
said...
OFF TOPIC:
Beats 811 and 812--Anything going on with thefts of gutters/downspouts on the west end?
Last friday nite 5 garages had their garage downspouts stolen in the 5400 block of New England/Newcastle alley. I seem to recall this happening during the summer around 57th & Austin. A little special attention on the
1st watch my brothers? Thanks in advance.
12/16/2010 05:18:00 PM
Time to move. The neighborhood is changing. Damm south side.
BAD DECISION SCC... I don't read your blog for Advertisments. Let his Realtor do his job. You stick to what you do Best!
OFF TOPIC:
Beats 811 and 812--Anything going on with thefts of gutters/downspouts on the west end?
Last friday nite 5 garages had their garage downspouts stolen in the 5400 block of New England/Newcastle alley. I seem to recall this happening during the summer around 57th & Austin. A little special attention on the
1st watch my brothers? Thanks in advance.
12/16/2010 05:18:00 PM
Electrify the muthaf*ckahs...worked well on Phat Phil's Garcia Ridge Casa...even stopped the dogs and vagrants from taking a leak on his garage...you're welcome in arrears.
October 2, 2009 Chicago looses the 2016 Olympic bid.
July 21st 2010 said property is listed.
9% vacany rate? And no elementary school? What kind of moron would buy this?
Oh yeah. Nevermind. Nothing to see here, keep moving.
No.. Really.. keep moving.
"Dude, think twice before using what reputation you currently enjoy to pimp for your buddy selling off a condo.
You just knocked your credibility down a few notches.
Why not advertise for Yahoo while you're at it? Friend or not.
12/16/2010 09:49:00 AM"
another iad idiot on the blog?
12/16/2010 03:03:00 PM
Below the belt?
Surely you're not advocating sympathy, compassion or mercy for a man who has shown himself bereft of even a modicum of these noble human qualities?
We will expend as much energy as possible making sure that this sub-human will be unable to intermingle and enjoy the company of free men no matter where in this world he flees to.
He is known and he is a pariah. His name is a stink in the nostrils of those who value justice.
"Boo-Hoo... You guys aren't playing fair."
He willfully and wantonly squandered any chance he had to cultivate good will. He wanted to be a feeb tough guy and show those "out of control Chicago Coppers" that he was the "Police Punisher."
He was looking for a running start, and fucked with an overall splendid group of Policemen who deal with more devils in a day that he has in a lifetime.
His legacy will be that of the FBI trained superintendent who for all of his so called skill, resources, education and high speed methodologies, was walked to a crawl by a bunch of "brutal, uneducated, unsophisticated, uncouth, racist, sexist, knuckle-dragging" blue shirts.
He should for the rest of his miserable life, remove his hat, cast his eyes downward and humbly genuflect upon the tops of his shoes when he is in the presence of a Policeman...
Are you so blind as to not see everything he has sown he is now reaping?
Self inflicted stupidity SHOULD hurt.
We have more care and concern about the big puppy that was flung out of a moving car. At least the dog has more redeeming human traits than j-fled.
Let's all go take a walk through!
I/F
This property is listed by Deborah Thomas for $689,000. 100 East 14th St., Chicago, IL 60605 has 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms and is located in Zip Code 60605 . The list price for 100 East 14th St., Chicago, IL 60605 is $689,000 , which is 293.71% greater than the national average of $175,000. ..HEY J FK your math sucks as much as you do..293.71% higher....yeah and there's no man power shortage and crime stats are down..and for those who didn't get this Joke..Here's your Sign..
LIFM
Let's put in a collection and make it a "watch party" pad circa 1980's.
Just saw the pics. LMAO! LOVE THE COW SKIN RUG!!! Guess he was showing off his hunting skill huh?
Anonymous said...
Dude, think twice before using what reputation you currently enjoy to pimp for your buddy selling off a condo.
You just knocked your credibility down a few notches.
Why not advertise for Yahoo while you're at it? Friend or not.
12/16/2010 09:49:00 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE DUMB!
Hmmmmmm?
Just had an interesting thought...
Perhaps j-fled is auditioning with everyone he thinks will have the next mayor's ear?
He's perhaps realized that his "post utter destruction of a major metropolitan Police Department" employment prospects are slim and grim?
Looking desperately to remain on his knees and latch on to the zipper of ANYONE who can remotely keep him on because he realizes he's tied to his condo and it's sinking fast?
Someone mentioned a few posts up that he has TWO properties here?
Uncomfirmed, repeated whispers of him buying/building somewhere in the Southwest?
Heh!
Is j-fled underwater and drowning?
Wanna "flee" and can't do it muthafuckah? That has GOT to make you run, sweat and cry in your sleep...
Heh-Heh!
We're amused and having a wee dram of the sherry cask 60% scotch in a warmed glass to genuflect and smile at the possibility!
ANYONE NOTICE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIVED IN? RESIDENCY CHECK ANYONE???
Perhaps Weiss and Dopey Daley could move into Englewood since they are so concerned over the plight of the residents there. Come on guys, you can organize Marches, Block Clubs, and Caps Meetings. Lets see you two put your money where your big mouths are. You are both s
o smart, I'll bet you can help the community out in no time at all, by using all your crime fighting experience and brilliance.
O. T. But has anyone heard about an order set to be released soon stating that ALL sworn personnel will swipe in and out beginning at 0000 hrs. on 01 Jan. 2011 ????
Dude, think twice before using what reputation you currently enjoy to pimp for your buddy selling off a condo.
You just knocked your credibility down a few notches.
Why not advertise for Yahoo while you're at it? Friend or not.
12/16/2010 09:49:00 AM
You're a fucking idiot.
He should leave it to Cozzi in his cpd will.
Very stark and cold with absolutely no personality (just like it's owner). Is it true that there is a terrible cat odor throughout?
12/16/2010 07:54:00 AM
Wow, those were my sentiments exactly while looking at it. Very depressing looking.
Anonymous said...
O. T. But has anyone heard about an order set to be released soon stating that ALL sworn personnel will swipe in and out beginning at 0000 hrs. on 01 Jan. 2011 ????
12/16/2010 09:57:00 PM
Yeah, it's real!
"SCC,
I'm going to argue that this is below the belt. One can argue back that Cozzi was too. Still, two wrongs don't make a right.
12/16/2010 03:03:00 PM"
aren't you a delicate flower of sensitivity.
Wish I had the MONEY $$$$ J-Fed look no further if I come into the cash. NICE!
Anonymous said...
ANYONE NOTICE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIVED IN? RESIDENCY CHECK ANYONE???
12/16/2010 09:28:00 PM
I would check the house he still owns in Elmhurst for signs of life.
Anonymous said...
Sgt Kevin Muth says: At last estimate we have 8,000 officers, lets do the math, for a little less than $100 a copper, we could buy this place and turn it into a Tulsa-like (009 reference) cop hangout place or even a community use stabbin' cabin for TRU, MSF and tact-boys. I think it's a sound investment!
Time share by the hour. I'm in. ( that's what she said)
"Is it true that there is a terrible cat odor throughout?
12/16/2010 07:54:00 AM"
skunks mark their territory too.
He will lose at least a half of million on the condo. Hopefully that will be about the amount he saved since he has been here. Potentially he can walk out of Chicago not making a penny.
Anonymous said...
O. T. But has anyone heard about an order set to be released soon stating that ALL sworn personnel will swipe in and out beginning at 0000 hrs. on 01 Jan. 2011 ????
12/16/2010 09:57:00 PM
Yeah, it's real!
12/16/2010 11:57:00 PM
How ironic. The last pretend superintendent we had before this one issued that order on his last day of work too. And Jfled pulled it. Now he's going to issue it? How ironic.
Does this place come with famously skid mark stained underwear worn by "Superindentent beady eyes" when he didn't respond to the only shots fired call he's ever heard in his entire career?
J-Fed you are living what is basically a gift wrapped ghetto. Only stupid out-of-towners buy there. And....political prisoners (such as yourself) whose JOB description includes the purchase of such a converted crackhouse, as politician A,B, and/or C, owns Same. Hahahahahaahaha.. That huge salary will be long gone before you off-load that bad dog. It's not like any self-respecting man or woman of character and integrity who come here and work under these criminal, mafia controlled, city council and mayor, governor, etc, etc.........Gotta Run.
He was already sold for 300 G. Is he double-dipping? Didn't take him long.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
O. T. But has anyone heard about an order set to be released soon stating that ALL sworn personnel will swipe in and out beginning at 0000 hrs. on 01 Jan. 2011 ????
12/16/2010 09:57:00 PM
Yeah, it's real!
12/16/2010 11:57:00 PM
You mean inside people have to work 8 hours a day? The female secretaries that work inside cannot leave early? There will always be a angle to explore.
That place doesn't look lived in, he must live outside the city. Maybe it's his stabbin cabin. Or maybe he's bunking with Rahm & Annie.
You kind Sir, are F*CKED !You'll be lucky to gey $425,000.00 and that would be F*CKING someone else.
I doubt if Jpud even purchased that place,city prol owns it.
It was taken off the sales market and is now on the rental market.
FYI
i/m going to pay homeless bums 100.00 a month to sleep on the doorstep and piss all over the sidewalk.j-pussy wont do shit.
OT This just out all gun teams are being disbanded and sent back to their units of assignment 06 Jan 10. OCD is then making new teams with the chosen ones that put in applications to work in OCD in Oct.
___________________________________
Not true...gun teams are going to CAGE and have all been approved by IAD and are assigned to OCD starting 1st period.
What do you mean "give it to Cozzi". Hasn't that man suffered enough??
How much are the assesments? An OK asessment will cost you 15,000.00. A fantastic one is 30000.00 but u can still get a lousy one for five grand.
How ironic. The last pretend superintendent we had before this one issued that order on his last day of work too. And Jfled pulled it. Now he's going to issue it? How ironic.
12/17/2010 01:46:00 AM
Uuumm, NO. Starks did not put that order out. It was the migdet Charlie Williams, and he signed j-frauds name to it.
In the future, get your facts straight.
What a joke!!!!
You can buy a short sale condo in this area for about 250k-275k!
Is Aunt Bea's condo up for sale too?
12/16/2010 10:48:00 AM
are the guns abd dope included ?
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