Friday, January 28, 2011

Want to End Downtown "Wildings"?

  • [Gurkha] soldiers have long been known the world over for their valor and these khukuri-wielding warriors winning the British many a battle have become folklore.

    A retired Indian [Gurkha] soldier recently revisited those glory days when he thwarted 40 robbers, killing three of them and injuring eight others, with his khukuri during a train journey. He is in line to receive three gallantry awards from the Indian government.

  • “They started snatching jewelry, cell phones, cash, laptops and other belongings from the passengers,” Shrestha recalled. The soldier had somehow remained a silent spectator amidst the melee, but not for long. He had had enough when the robbers stripped an 18-year-old girl sitting next to him and tried to rape her right in front of her parents. He then took out his khukuri and took on the robbers.
The Gurkha's weapon on choice?


That would pretty much ruin a chain/phone snatcher's day.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Register then ban khukuri's. This will lessen the need for more police & make the city safer...hey!
Look over there, not over here. What are your pockets doing around my hands?
S/ Richard "Shortshanks " the Last

1/28/2011 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like something from the apocalyptic movie 'Chicago 2020.'

1/28/2011 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but the Daley-mandated licensing and registration fees would make them cost-prohibitive.

1/28/2011 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'd have to give up his pension in punitive damages!

1/28/2011 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! I gotta get me one of those!

1/28/2011 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Hey, hey!!! Hush up that noise SCC!
You must be a mind reader!

Some of the CPD family members were discussing this very topic.

There are some who have made the acquaintance of some of the famed and rightfully feared Gurkhas.

NO ONE has ever gone eyeball to eyeball with these men and claimed victory.

There are some small detachments operating in the sandbox right now.

The Taliban have standing orders to AVOID THEM.

All we need here are about 200 of them.

"Ayo Ghorkhali!"

Their knife, the Kukri, is holy to them. To wash it in enemy blood is a sacrament to them.

The ghetto dogs like to brag about how they don't fear laws, jails or even death? They will have a split second to genuflect on some new found religion when a Gurkha lays hands and blades on them.

Guns are ok... A man skilled in joint crushing, limb breaking, strangulation and the joyous use of large cutting instruments is a whole other matter.

Most so called civilized people are terrified of the knife in skilled hands.

We don't smile often but a fleeting thought of a handful of Gurkhas taking attendance at a city council meeting to put an end to this season of fuckery gave us the giggles.

Maybe then we can find out why (we already know how) $12 to $15 Billion of tax payer treasury went *poof* over the last 20 years.

We like how Gurkhas hate being lied to and being cheated.

That makes them kindred souls to The Policeman and vice versa.

1/28/2011 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for him!! Too bad he didn't get all 40, but hey three dead and eight injuried is hell of alot!! If that happened here that would be three wrongful death lawsuits and eight civil rights violations, but in India they actually reward someone for doing the right thing!

1/28/2011 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pair of R & Rs back in the day led me to Malaysia, and Taiwan.

Jewelry stores had their own gurkha guards. Standing quietly by the door with a double bbl. 12 gauge.

No robberies reported during those two short weeks.

It's attitude, not necessarily weapons of high volume that make the difference.

1/28/2011 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After Vietnam, my dad went to Rhodesia during their bush war. They wanted him because he knew how to train and handle sentry/scout k9s and the Rhodesans wanted to start using dogs against the communist ambushes. He commanded a group of volunteers from all over the world, including four men from the North part of India.

He always said those 4 Indians were the toughest, most combat smart fighters he ever met in all his years as a soldier.

1/28/2011 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Frank Da Shank said...

You got to love a good blade and how it strikes pure terror in the heart of your enemy :) :-) :D

1/28/2011 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have to pass the weight training before they can carry one of these?

1/28/2011 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and they arrested Bernard "I've got one for each of you" Goetz.

1/28/2011 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During the Falklands War, the Argentines were more scared of the Guhrkas than of the British Marines or the SAS.

Those little guys crawled into Argentine foxholes and while both soldiers were sleeping, he behead one and leave the other to find his dead buddy.

My Great-Uncle fought in Burma during WW2, he had great respect for them up until the day he died.

1/28/2011 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy American....go K-Bar!

1/28/2011 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hiring several hundred of these warriors could rid Chicago of "Our Rodent Problem" !

1/28/2011 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he did that in Chicago, he'd be criminally charged and sit on trial with a box full of savages handing down a guilty verdict.

And we say he comes from a third world country. Well, one of us lives in the third world, and it ain't him.

1/28/2011 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked at a Khukuri, as well as a Barong (Filipino design, similar shape) for every day carry when I lived in chicago. Settled on a folding Barong. Carried it all the time (I have since moved out of that hellhole.)

Yes I knew it was illegal (who can defend themselves with a 2.5" blade?), and no I didn't care. Scumbags don't care about the law, and I don't care about the benefits afforded to them by our corrupt court systems. I will not sacrifice my safety, nor the safety of my wife for the benefit of some piece of garbage.

one of these things could take a head clean off.

1/28/2011 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha."
-Former Chief of staff of the Indian Army, Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

1/28/2011 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Good for him!! Too bad he didn't get all 40, but hey three dead and eight injuried is hell of alot!! If that happened here that would be three wrongful death lawsuits and eight civil rights violations, but in India they actually reward someone for doing the right thing!

1/28/2011 02:46:00 AM

And Jesse would be screaming racism.

1/28/2011 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The look on a shitheads face would be pricless. It always is when they pick on yt and the occasional one picks back.

1/28/2011 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad Ass, sounds like the Soldier lived up to tradition. It is said that when the Gurkha pulls his knife he cannot put it away until it has drawn blood.

Remember when CPD had tradition???

1/28/2011 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these guys were in northern ireland during the troubles and gave the commie ira a ass trashing that they so richly deserved, one ira commie shot a ghurka and they went postal on a ira social center, 3 dead and numerous slashed up. go for it ghurkas.

1/28/2011 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Dave, the Albany Park Maniac said...

I am usually armed when out and about. Not with a gun nor a knofe, but something to give an attacker a bad day if I get to use it.

I do wonder sometimes how much legal shit I will be in if ever I am forced to use it to defend myself, wife, friends or even an innocent stranger.

1/28/2011 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Westside Outside ":Do Something" said...

This story reminds me of what happened in 010 a few days ago. Stolen auto being driven around by the juvenile thieves with possibly the vehcle owner/friends following calling 911. Due to the call delays, CPD was unable to catch up to current locations. Finally a call of persons shot calls coming in... Guess what? The stolen car was all shot up. The Offenders (3) from inside were shot and taken to County (Stroger). So the Offenders became victims. The juvenile driver had been stopped by unk's who told them to get out of the car. They refused and...bang! bang! bang! The Offender/Victim insisted the owner of the car knew the shooter and wanted them prosecuted! Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahaha! Oh, yeah the "victims" from the shooting all were ok.... Whew! All are thinking of becoming honor students with CPS someday.... I overheard them saying they may even go to school now without that blank look in their eyes....j/k. I think we are going to see a lot more of this in our future... People are starting to realize their aren't enough Police out there. Vigilante's are going to start appearing regularly.....

1/28/2011 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Westside Outside "Do Something" said...

OT
Nice job to all the Officers in 010and Area 4 Detectives with the arrests of the Police Impersonator(s) involved in all those armed robberies.....

1/28/2011 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One older gentleman stands up to 40 robbers -- the original "flash mob."

AYAAAA GURKHALIIIIII!

*whack* *chop* *hack*

3 die, 8 are injured, the other 29flee.

You think the scum from the South or West side is any tougher? Ha.

Most of their act is just psychological terrorism. "We bad." Bill Cosby once said, in remonstrating with black people, "Stop spending all your time scaring white people."

The Yuppies just sort of wriggle around and whimper while some animal slaps them upside the head and takes their cell phone away from them. It's pathetic.

Kukri, hell. How about a good slash across the face with a 1"-bladed Stanley knife? Want more? Run blade down front of animal, sideways, whatever. Cutting time = ER time. Staple, staple, staple the animal back together.

Now all his friends will call him "Ugly."

Once more it is proven -- if someone is going to harm you, do something.

Gurkhas, we salute you.

1/28/2011 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Register, then ban khukris."

--1/28/2011 12:18:00 AM

CAKE -- Chicago Anti-Knife Enforcement!

Keep scrubbin' them lists...

Don't laugh -- they have knife bans, knife turn-in days, "enhanced knife penalties" in England already...

It will come down to this -- there was an SF short story about a society of slaves whose rulers, the Aalaag, simply did not permit them to have anything made of metal. I won't go into the penalty.

Which leaves us with the rock and the stick. Put them together -- stone axe! Illegal!

Etc., etc. (yawn) It's not the weapons -- it's the society.

1/28/2011 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get some of these Gurkha warriors in the academy to teach what you do when that "verbal judo" crap goes to shit.

Give us some bosses who will take charge properly and a command staff that isn't pussified and prosecutors who lust for putting bad people in prison.

Than stand back.

1/28/2011 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Good for him!! Too bad he didn't get all 40, but hey three dead and eight injuried is hell of alot!! If that happened here that would be three wrongful death lawsuits and eight civil rights violations, but in India they actually reward someone for doing the right thing!

1/28/2011 02:46:00 AM


They don't have Loevy & Loevy or Flint Taylor over in India. No one cries for the bad guys there.

1/28/2011 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...a handful of Gurkhas taking attendance at a city council meeting....Maybe then we can find out why $12 to $15 Billion of tax payer treasury went *poof* over the last 20 years..."

--1/28/2011 01:43:00 AM

Gurkha bends over alderman, making significant eye contact. "What you do money?"

No answer.

Chop! A finger is removed.

"AAAAA!"

"What you do money?"

&c.

They'd have this sorted out in no time.

1/28/2011 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I took one of these off a shithead once, apparently he wasn't a gurhka. I should have added to my weapons of choice and used it my self against the unclean.

1/28/2011 02:09:00 PM  
Blogger Captain Video said...

That knife is not CPD approved.

If it were, it would have a rounded tip, be dull and 2.75 inches long, come with a required three page warning to citizens in five languages and a mandatory three day training class on your own time and some alderman would have a son who sells them.

1/28/2011 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like something from the apocalyptic movie 'Chicago 2020.'

1/28/2011 12:26:00 AM


Wouldn't that be Chicagolypto directed by Mel Gibson?

1/28/2011 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read in a history of the Battle of Monte Cassino that some Gurkhas crept up on three Germans sleeping in a foxhole. They slit the throats of the two outboard soldiers but left the one in the center alone to wake up surrounded by his two dead buddies. Most definitely people to NOT screw with.

1/28/2011 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the CPD have any "Ghurka set aside minority positions' reserved at the Academy? Maybe we should. They might be the first step to bringing back respectability between the public and the police here in Shitcago.

1/28/2011 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Chicago Breaking News:
The two men then fled west across State Street on foot.

The man who tried to rob the store was described as white, between 20 and 35 years old, standing between 5-foot-8 and 6 feet tall and weighing between 150 and 180 pounds. He had a light complexion, and may have had facial hair; he was wearing a tan knit hat, a navy blue jacket, and a green hooded sweatshirt, as well as a white t-shirt, tan pants and gym shoes and was armed with pepper spray.

The man who acted as a lookout was described as white, between 25 and 35 years old, standing between 5-foot-7 and 6 feet tall and weighing between 190 and 220 pounds with a stocky building. The man had short hair, and light complexion, and was wearing a tan vest a black jacket, jeans and white gym shoes, as well as white gloves.

I guess it's Ok to put the race in the description when they're white but if a black shithead did this crime, no mention of the race.Un believable.

1/28/2011 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

freaking awesome soldier. Long a staple in british military, they have proved brave and unwavering. Check out their stuff on youtube. you can find a bunch. A friend gave me one of thier blades as a gift once. something not to be taken lightly. heavy and dangerous. great chopping small trees if maintained. Bet he isn't going to be taken in front of a board and drilled on why he had to kick some ass to prevent a rape.

1/28/2011 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(who can defend themselves with a 2.5" blade?)
---

Folding Karambit.

1/28/2011 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when news broke that Prince Harry of England had spent some time in the 'Gan, we joked that he probably had the best 10 men in the SAS as his unit. No doubt they wouldn't send someone like him into a combat situation without ensuring the men around him were the absolute most loyal, willing-to-die, fiercest motherfuckers England could muster up.

Turns out Prince Harry was attached to a unit of Gurkha's.

1/28/2011 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fascinating documentary on them.

http://www.sha.tc/singapore/the-gurkhas

1/28/2011 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He is in line to receive three gallantry awards from the Indian government..."

...as opposed to what happened to Bernhard Goetz under similar circumstances. "Subway Vigilante!"

https://secure.wikimedia.org/
wikipedia/en/wiki/Bernhard_Goetz

1/28/2011 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Chicago Breaking News:

The two men then fled west across State Street on foot.

The man who tried to rob the store was described as white, between 20 and 35 years old, standing between 5-foot-8 and 6 feet tall and weighing between 150 and 180 pounds. He had a light complexion, and may have had facial hair; he was wearing a tan knit hat, a navy blue jacket, and a green hooded sweatshirt, as well as a white t-shirt, tan pants and gym shoes and was armed with pepper spray.

The man who acted as a lookout was described as white, between 25 and 35 years old, standing between 5-foot-7 and 6 feet tall and weighing between 190 and 220 pounds with a stocky building. The man had short hair, and light complexion, and was wearing a tan vest a black jacket, jeans and white gym shoes, as well as white gloves.

I guess it's Ok to put the race in the description when they're white but if a black shithead did this crime, no mention of the race.Un believable.

1/28/2011 05:28:00 PM

...but exactly correct. The Tribune does indeed follow this racist policy.

To wit --

Tribune Breaking News has a story about two robberies in

Westmont by four male-xx height and weight-earrings-driving a

beater Oldsmobile.
Now what's missing?

Called the reporter who wrote it, Brian Slokol or something.

What race are the robbers?
"You'll have to call Westmont Police for that."
Why?
"The Tribune doesn't want to encourage racial profiling."
What if four people who had nothing to do with it get bothered?
"This is our editorial policy."
What if someone spots the robbers but doesn't know it, and they

hurt or kill someone?
"I see your point but we have to follow policy."
Why even bother to give the weight, sex, height without the

race?
"Well, I have to follow policy."

Won't bore you with the rest, but gave up his editor as Ann

Halsted or something, it went from a single written rule to a

bunch of rules...whatever.

1. These people don't reallize how ridiculous they sound.
2. They panic and you can actually hear the discomfort level

spike when you ask them direct questions.
3. Hey, Brian, keep sticking up for the Tribune. They'll be out

of business pretty soon but you're following the 'policy.'

1/27/2011 05:59:00 PM

I rest my case. I haven't bought a Tribune in years, and now I'm going to avoid hitting any of their web sites whenever possible.

RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!

CHICAGO TRIBUNE HATES WHITE PEOPLE!

RAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!

1/28/2011 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Security guard at the door, do not let them in without their parents

1/28/2011 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser once trained with the Gurkhas.

1/28/2011 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are three warriors I would never want to fight:
A Viking beserker
A Japanese samurai
A Gurkha

At least a beserker is not around anymore.

1/28/2011 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

We recall reading about some Gurkha action on the Western Front sometime during WW1. In particular there was one who was very badly wounded and knew his time was up. He asked his commanding officer for permission to die... His c/o denied the Gurkhas request. The wounded Gurkha WILLED himself to live rather than have the shame of disobeying an order attached to his name.

That IS A HAA-ARD MUTHAFUCKAH RIGHT THERE!

LMFAO @ 02:07:00 PM...

OH MAN DO WE WISH THAT SHIT WOULD HAPPEN!

It would be raining alder-fools from those assholes jumping out the damn windows trying to get away.

Better still, The stuttering prick's speech impediment would miraculously be cured to the point where he starts sounding like a British lord...

Funny shit!

1/28/2011 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous An Old Sergeant said...

Ya still can't bring a knife to a gun fight.

1/28/2011 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do wonder sometimes how much legal shit I will be in if ever I am forced to use it to defend myself, wife, friends or even an innocent stranger.

1/28/2011 12:53:00 PM



so, dave, you plan on being dumb enough to stick around?

1/28/2011 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we just catapault them into Evanston?

1/29/2011 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

During WW2 it was also well documented that the Japanese took pains to avoid the Gurkhas. Many a Japanese Imperial Army head was taken in the jungles of Indo-China by the Gurkhas in addition to the various tribes of head-hunters.

Moral?

Do not fuck with people who have a culture and history of playing with large knives and or taking heads and assorted other body parts then pointing and laughing about it.

Can we import some of that here?

We can use some help of the gimlet eyed sort since all manner of rules and "thou shalt nots" only apply to The Police and no one else is obligated to abide by them.

"Do something about crime on the streets, just don't do it too hard."

1/29/2011 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't laugh -- they have knife bans, knife turn-in days, "enhanced knife penalties" in England already...

------------------------------------

The whole UK has them, read the Scot Newspaper the Edinburgh Times.....

1/29/2011 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

Re: Chicago Tribune Editorial Policy

"Most" people can figure out the criminals' race/ethnicity.

The Chicago Tribune's Editorial Policy is contradicted by those so called editors. :(

The next time, the Chicago Tribune wants me to subscribe to home delivery, I will read their "Contract with Chicago" and ask why that contradicts their editorial policy. :)

One day, those editors will wonder if the censoring was worth it, when that newspaper eventually tanks.

1/29/2011 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this happened here, the media would scrutinize him and question why did he have to kill them.

1/29/2011 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous DOAP said...

"so, dave, you plan on being dumb enough to stick around?"

Not if I can possibly get my ass out of there, ditch the evidence and make my way to my kommielibrul safe house to sip chardonnay and give thanks before my shrine to St. Barry I don't.

But me and luck...meh, we don't get along too well.

1/29/2011 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Wow. The khukuri is incredibly wicked. I'd like to have one, but just don't know if they're legal to own.

1/29/2011 07:50:00 PM  

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