Propaganda War
The aftermath of the bin Laden operation continues to reverberate throughout the world. This story popped up in most major papers:
- A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said Friday.
The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
Thanks to our extensive contacts in the CIA, the NSA and the Pentagon, SCC can exclusively reveal a partial listing of the porn-stash Osama bin Laden kept around (for fatwa research purposes only):
- Between the Sheiks
- Broke-Yak Mountain
- Hard as Iraq
- Packin' Stan
- Tora Bora Whora
- Turban Cowboys
- I Dream of Weenie
- I Slam
- Arabian Tights
- The Love Goat (Seasons 1 and 2)
We suppose anyone viewing these titles would think America was a decadent, infidel, Great Satan nation. And if the Navy Seals caught us with any of this, we'd pray they killed us and hid our body underwater, too.
These and more can be viewed over at AceofSpades.
These and more can be viewed over at AceofSpades.
Labels: international news
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
64 Comments:
The Love Goat? Seriously? That's some funny shit, SCC!
Don't forget:
"The Goat and I"
"72 virgins and 1 whore"
"Mohammed does Devon Ave."
"Dunkin'the donuts"
O.T.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
I like porn
Seal Team 6 found a second box of porno. Among the titles:
- Camel Toe Joe
- Pull Start Peckers
- Kissing Trouser Snakes
- Pork Me
- The Supine Swine
- Sand In The Vasoline
- Aim For My Dot
- Backdoor Baghdad Style
- Fire Your S.C.U.D. Missle
- Jihad Jizzers
bin dar bin dover.
one night in paki
one hand 72 virgins
burka bukkake
six seals of love
two in the head one in the chest
tainted love
usama obamama and the NAMBLA
counting sheep
..
Directed By LIFM
Thanks for the first laugh of the day. Good morning
What's Osama bin watchin?
http://www.tomscott.com/osama/#nMfPTBcOzpM
between the sheiks, alibaba and the 40 skeezers, sheik camelcock, the 40 horny mullahs--- so much for religious purity, these people act just like every cannibal on the congo......
SCC...you guys have posted some seriously funny shit here before,
but you made me spit out my Special K flakes this morning...
and I always eat breakfast while
I'm soaking in the bathtub! What
a fucking mess....but well worth
it!
To the poster in 011, I believe YOU are the dumbass...do you think
this is going to be the end of your
'transitioning' in 011? Do you think the new Supt. isn't going
to tell the bosses to light a fire
under the dogasses? How far do you
think Shields & co. will go to defend a documented dogass such as
yourself? Especially since you've damn near posted your name to this
effin' blog today? Asshat!
Osama been wackin
OT.
NC sheriff blames cheese for false drug test
The Associated Press
Saturday, May 14, 2011 4:22 PM EDT
ASHEVILLE, N.C. (AP) — An enzyme found in cheese triggered false drug test results that led North Carolina deputies to think a man with 91 pounds of tortilla dough was actually carrying that much cocaine, the sheriff said.
Antonio Hernandez spent four days in an Asheville jail this month before tests by a state lab showed he was carrying food, not drugs.
A Buncombe County deputy stopped Hernandez on May 1 and found what turned out to be a mix of cheese, shrimp and tortilla and tamale dough in his truck. A portable kit used by deputies changed colors, indicating the mixture was illegal drugs.
Sheriff Van Duncan told The Asheville Citizen-Times he didn't know until this case that some foods, like cheese, can give false positives on field drug tests. He plans to have deputies talk to the company that makes the tests.
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This gives new meaning to cutting the cheese and offers a new, wild excuse for overdosing and peeing hot!
GOTTA RUN!
"2 Goats, 1 Cup"
5/15/2011 01:25:00 AM
Way to let the world know 2 things:
1. Who you are within a few guesses due to the Reassignment.
2. How little brainpower you have by posting that you were just reassigned 'today' by your dumb captain in 011.
Navy Squeals
His Lama's Been Bad
Poon Jab
and the ever popaular Osama Been Laiden
O.T.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
5/15/2011 01:25:00 AM
English IS your primary language, right?????
Maybe, just maybe, he wants someone who can put together a coherent sentence.
Hey Tribune great reporting. You call this news? What male doesn't have a good porn stash somewhere?
Hookah smoke and ceiling mirrors.
Oil the monster 2
Shock and awe orgy
Camel Back Mountain
Meahler Mr.Intel Says "Go Bulls" what riot or wildings? Dah
Don't forget...."Deep Goat"
Anonymous said...
O.T.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
5/15/2011 01:25:00 AM
Wow, it willl be real tough to figure out who you are. Good luck.
Our government could tell us they found Jimmy Hoffa hiding in OBL's closet and we would believe it. When our government can't give us proof of their supposed victory I have my doubts. They do lie to us very often.
OT:
Quote of the day.
"Mayor Daley's syntax has endeared him to the city."
Spoken by ABC/WLS-Channel 7's Ben Bradley during Channel 7's Sunday morning broadcast lovefest of the most corrupt and idiotic mayor in the history of the United States.
Huh? Never forget rmd's most memorable bit of syntax,
"If I stick this up your butt, you'll find out how dangerous it is."
What a moron. Good bye and good riddance, you pos.
Old Irish qoute for shanks: "May the devil know you are coming, and be fully prepared for your arrival, days before your death."
"leekey me Deekie , you freaky Irequie"
I thought porn was against the law in the muslim world. Don't they kill people for looking at that stuff? Sounds like a double standard much like our own police dept. and liberals of course.
The latest drink craze, The Osama Bin Laden; two shots and a splash of water.
.....Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat.....
#1. As a Old Time Revolver Cop, I feel your pain.
#2. Nobody gives a shit, so why even complain.
#3. If your Captain had any Clout, he would not be in 011. The rank of Captain is a Meritorous Suckhole position.
#4. If you guys had any time on your sleeve, you could bid out.
#5. The slowest beat in 011 is way faster than the fastest beat in 016.
#6. You have just learned an important lesson. Take your time going to each call, make your paper work correctly(cya), and return home safe after every shift. Boss's come and go, don't let them make you work harder and take un-necessary risks so they "LOOK" good. You still make the same pay. You will pass this info on to the new kids years later.
#7. Thanks for serving us.
Jisslam
as a lt i'd assign you both to different beats and different starting times , do some work cry babies , I hope mccarthy starts rotating captains from disrict to district every 3 months so they can start doing their jobs supervising the troops
72 virgins, one cup.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner...
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Well, if what you report is true, and your captain reads this blog, he may have something more in store for you.
You should have just attached your name and social security number to your post.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
If the captain did not split you and your partner up then he did you a favor. So why do you need to slam the guy. He could of split the 2 of you up and then he would be an asshole. You shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Anonymous said...
O.T.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
5/15/2011 01:25:00 AM
English IS your primary language, right?????
Maybe, just maybe, he wants someone who can put together a coherent sentence.
5/15/2011 09:27:00 AM
The Captain....... The Watch Commander...... The guy whose job it is to ensure that the watch is productive, is an asshole for taking action with a dogass!
Me thinks that maybe the captain is NOT the asshole in this scenario. Grow up you effing Generation "Z" good for nothing.
In the old days, a captain could dump you mid-period to another watch IN another district if he wanted to. You know what we had back then? Working Police!
Hey, to anonymous posting about 3rd watch in 011...if you were in the office during the meeting, and you listened to the conversation, you would know you are full of shit. Why are you trying to start shit ? Seeing as you must've heard the truth from me or my partner because we were there, you know you're full of shit. Such a coward Fuck! & you can talk to me at work, say hi, etc & yet you spread lies...good to know I can trust my back with a coward fuck like you backing me up. Because we would be stupid enough to have a meeting and then post what you posted. You got balls? Find me and admit you posted this.
To all you guys that think the 011 district poster is really the person that that bullshit happened to, you are gullible beyond belief. Who would out themselves like that? Did it dawn on you that some stupid fuck is messing with the guys in question by making that bullshit up? I & a few people know what really happened and it's nothing like what that asshole described. Just a fuckin loser that has nothing better to do than anonymously try to start shit in the district...think about it.
They need to start calling him " Oschwantzie Bin Luben' ".
"The Love Goat"
Pricelees
:::::::::
OT guy
That post was a rotten thing to do to your partner.
Buck Naked
(not a cop)
I wonder if bin Laden had that old classic "Barnyard Buddies" with all the favorite barnyard creatures. And here I thought OBL was pure and a true believer and it turns out he is just an old pig fucker.
Nothing is sacred any more. Where is Crusader Rabbit when you need him?
so, can the posts deviating from the article's humorous subject matter also be considered a form of pornography, albeit, not all that funny?
Who needs Osama porn when you have.....
"....Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped ..."
I guess a it's ok to rant & blow off a little steam, this is an off topic entry on a blog for sarcasm & silliness.
But son you're gonna have to deal with it, because WE ALL HAVE. Most of us district schlubs have been bounced from watches, details, partners, days off and even had to pay twice into the monthly coffee fund.
Shit happens, just ask around. By the 7th period you'll forget about ever posting your rant.
Good luck and may God bless.
(P.S. That little pop up box that appears as you make a typo is Spell Check)
O11 BLOWS!
THAT WASH ROOM STINKS MORE THAN THE LOCK UP.
AND WHO CARES WHAT ARREST ANYONE DOES!
U ARE PAID THE SAME AND IT COUNTS FOR NOTHING ON PROMOTIONS OR GOING TO SILLY UNITS.
GET UR O.T. AND COURT AND THEN BUY A SWEET RIDE OR BUILD A DECK.
IF U NOTICED HOW MANY I.O.D.S WERE BEING MADE IN 011 U MIGHT
RECONSIDER ALL THOSE IMPORTANT ARREST.
ASK THE GUYS WHO WALK FUNNY AROUND THE STATION OR WHO ARE ON MEDS FOR PAIN.
THAT INJURY CAN BE FOREVER.
Forgive me, my captain. May I have another?
Hey, to anonymous posting about 3rd watch in 011...if you were in the office during the meeting, and you listened to the conversation, you would know you are full of shit. Why are you trying to start shit ? Seeing as you must've heard the truth from me or my partner because we were there, you know you're full of shit. Such a coward Fuck! & you can talk to me at work, say hi, etc & yet you spread lies...good to know I can trust my back with a coward fuck like you backing me up. Because we would be stupid enough to have a meeting and then post what you posted. You got balls? Find me and admit you posted this.
5/15/2011 04:03:00 PM
And THIS exchange illustrates why 1)you can't believe everything you read on the blog, and 2) you need to be cautious who you tell your business to.
To the third watch 011 poster, like that parable says, " if you're
warm and happy in a pile of sh*t,
it's best to keep your mouth shut.
Don't draw attention to yourself.
Bin Laden watching porno? Don't let this story get out of hand.
Camel Love! One Hump or Two?????
Shush Ka Bob, or they'll hear us.
Don't forget your Desert Shield condoms. Made from REAL LAMB skin!
PAK IT STAN! A classic.
Meccah me hurt.
The Boys of Jizzlam! Bootleg Version; The Wailing wall
Shock & Awhh that Hurt, Sahib!
suspicious packages
Where is Crusader Rabbit when you need him?
5/15/2011 06:15:00 PM
he moved to boystown in the late 90's.
Hey Mike shields Got my fop newsletter for may on the 14th,so did others didn't you talk about how you make sure the newsletter would be on time so we could attend events that expired already with the old administration? again Mike you failed with something so simple WTF? "Got new furniture?"
OK, you got me figured out. I started the B.S. about Pete & George. They've always been MY guys on 1122!! I miss them so much already. What do I have to do to prove that I'm a changed sergeant???? Please, please, please come back, fellas!!! I promise I won't find bullshit movers for you guys to write and nonsense MCC violations I want ANOVs written for.
Now how about a big hug and we'll put all this behind us??
A.Z. - AKA, 11-Dubs
Anonymous said...
O.T.
Well today my cpatain, I work third watch 011, calls me into his office and tells me and my partner that we are getting dumped off our beat becaue our numbers are too low. When I asked him what we needed to do to keep our beat his response was "don't worry about it by looking at your guys numbers you can't do what I want anyway" the good captain then tells us that we wants guys who do arrests not guys who just answer calls. Our beat is probably one of the busiest and I tried explaining that to him, but he tells us maybe if we didn't just answer calls and dick around between calls we could keep our beat. Well we get "punished" by getting a way slower beat. Hahha jokes on you dumb ass now I get a slower beat. Shit at this rate we will be getting the best beat in 011 in no time. Hahha some "punishment" captain. Fuck off asshole
5/15/2011 01:25:00 AM
Hey tough guy, if you can't find numbers in 011, you shouldn't even be the police. I bet you cried about penny as the commander. Now that you have a good boss, you still don't do shit to help him. Just wait for the new supt. You and your partner will be in for a suprise.
"Gee Hotties!"
"Camel Ho"
"Bahgdad Azz Up"
The funniest one I heard on the radio this morning was, Lawrence of A Labia.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey Mike shields Got my fop newsletter for may on the 14th,so did others didn't you talk about how you make sure the newsletter would be on time so we could attend events that expired already with the old administration? again Mike you failed with something so simple WTF? "Got new furniture?"
5/15/2011 10:18:00 PM
He is to busy hiring friends bringing them in and using "our money" to pay them well! Got mine late also what say you MIKE??
Since when is The Chicago Pollice Dept based on numbers? Hey 3rd watch capt in 11, or any capt for that matter, did you earn your bars based on arrest activity? numbers? Numbers probably means more about the almight $$$ given to the mayor's fund. Keep in mind, Rahm spent the most $ and has the most dough, so he is KING!
Or:
1) Taj My Hall
2) Me and My Jahadies
3) Ali Bomba
4) @#$& my Imam said
Now how about a big hug and we'll put all this behind us??
A.Z. - AKA, 11-Dubs
5/15/2011 10:51:00 PM
watch the hands.
always watch the hands.
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