Steven Spielberg Called
Not to make light of crime, but...:
Hollywood was immediately contacted:
Line ups are being held as we speak.
North Aurora police today released a sketch of one of two men who bound a woman in a home invasion Friday and stole a gold necklace from her.
A patrol officer was flagged down by a passerby about 9:15 a.m. and told that a woman was injured near Lincolnway Street and Elm Avenue, police said.
Officers found the 44-year-old woman with her hands bound behind her back with duct tape.
She had been in her home on the 100 block of Elm Avenue when two male suspects -- at least one with a gun -- entered through an unlocked door and struck her several times before taping her hands and eyes, police said in a release.
Hollywood was immediately contacted:
Line ups are being held as we speak.Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
18 Comments:
THAT has got to be the abso - fucking - lute WORST sketch anyone has ever done. My 5 year old can draw better than that.
If I was that persons parrents, that pict wouldent be going up on my 'fridge!
That's the guy who kidnapped & anally probed me!
If it happened here it would be downgraded from a close encounter of the 3rd kind to one of the first kind. A la PSMVs becoming criminal trespass to vehicle to ensure that there aren't too many felonies on paper.
Yeah... that sketch 'artist' needs to learn to draw
http://www.amazon.com/Figure-Drawing-All-Its-Worth/dp/0857680986/
http://www.saveloomis.org/
Aurora's sketch artist must have been off that day, so the chief had his 3 year old grandson draw up the sketch of the suspect.
I guess these budget cuts are affecting everyone...
Hey I saw that guy on 63rd street tonight. but he wasnt in the box, so I never did a contsct card on him.
Loevy and Loevy has contacted Steven Spielberg and they have filed suit for propriety rights infringement.
..........That looks just like the guy that was hitching a ride with "Kazoo", "astro" had him by the pant leg before "Kazoo" stopped!
"take me to your leader"
The color photo is J-Fled as an infant. He won't "phone home" because no one will answer. He's "gotta run".
Looks like the usual suspects.
Years ago Area Four ran a sketch of a Male Black suspect in the Daily Bulletin. It looked like a cartoon character from the "Fat Albert" show. The only thing that saved the Detective from taking time was that the sketch was drawn by the Female Black Victim who was an artist.
thats almost as good as this sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
If I was that persons parrents, that pict wouldent be going up on my 'fridge!
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I'm guessing that your parents didn't look at those spelling test results.
That's the guy who kidnapped & anally probed me!
10/18/2011 12:24:00 AM
I did not have sex with that alien!
ET: "I din' do nuffins!!!"
At least in the pic the included the "Gold necklace", he's wearing it. LOL
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