Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Got What He Deserved

  • A Park Ridge police officer acted within reason when he beat a suspect who grabbed his groin and refused to let go, police commanders said.

    Frank Slowik, 44, of Westmont was arrested early Dec. 15 outside Dominick’s, 1900 S. Cumberland Ave., said Park Ridge Police Lt. Duane Mellema.

    Officers were called to the store at 3:20 a.m. for a report of a possible shoplifter and encountered a man, later identified as Slowik, running from a store employee.

    Mellema said one of the police officers ran after Slowik, grabbed him and wrestled him to the ground.

    As the officers tried to restrain him, Slowik grabbed a second officer’s groin and refused to let go, Mellema said. The officer then struck him several times in the face with his hand in an effort to get him to release his grip, Mellema said.

Of course, the Slum-Times headline says "Suspect Beaten..." completely obscuring the fact that the jagoff was an assailant, intent on causing lasting permanent harm to the officer. The picture is great though:

All things considered, he got off pretty lightly. Nice job Park Ridge.

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101 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least his face now matches his shirt. Good color coordination.

12/21/2011 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Job officer. Glad you made it out okay. You did what had to be done, that simple.

12/21/2011 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice to have bosses that will come forward right away and say that officers acted within reason. We have asshole bosses that are quick to condemn our officers. Good job though.

12/21/2011 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big shake up in Vice; Utto

12/21/2011 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Mellema of Park Ridge PD any relation to Don Mellema of Bbm radio?

12/21/2011 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grab my balls, you misbegotten piece of shit, and you are gonna look about twice that bad and have only half as many teeth remaining.

12/21/2011 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Dirty Harry said...

Chief: Have you been following that man?

Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time.
And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.

Chief: How?

Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!

12/21/2011 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt. Greenwood Bologna Bandit said...

Sorry, o.t., but I got a quick question:

I worked in lock-up today (as punishment for my supposedly bad attitude) and I ran into a little bit of trouble with the desk Sgt. When he came back in lock-up to sign the book, he caught me eating a bologna sandwich that the department buys for the prisoners.

I had forgotten to bring my lunch and was flat broke so that was the best option. He threatened to have me written up for stealing city supplies. It was just me and him since the detention aid was outside smoking a cigar. I basically told him to go eat a dick, which in turn caused him to storm off in a huff.

What has me a little worried is that before he came back to sign the log I had made a bunch of sandwiches for the desk personal. I don't think any of them ate them but I was foolishly bragging out loud about how I pulled a fast one on the city, eating for free. Next thing you know, this jagoff Sgt. came back to interrupt my meal like he was Rambo. Is there any way that I can get fired for this? Please hold the sarcasm, I'm looking for legitimate guidance only.

12/21/2011 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

For a split second I thought I was looking at an Evidence Technician's photo of Lieutenant Dean Stone. Then I realized that this particular asshole was sans cheesy mustache.

Although Dean has been known to hang on the balls of certain exempts...

12/21/2011 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his eyes match his shirt.super!

12/21/2011 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh..the life of a junkie shoplifter...liv'n the dream baby!

12/21/2011 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Offender tried to steal the peach.

12/21/2011 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his nose looks like it's bent..

12/21/2011 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised this POS looked even this good. Anyone grabs my nutz and you get what you get. Fuck him!

12/21/2011 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww....what do you tell a suspect with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told him twice. LIFM

12/21/2011 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad that the Park Ridge officer is ok. This jag off got what he deserved.

12/21/2011 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, GROIN?! How coy. But not exactly accurate.

12/21/2011 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure that's not a picture of Dean Stone from a few nights ago?

12/21/2011 03:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Anita will put her arms around him and console the poor guy.... He was obviously only looking for someone to talk to at this difficult time of year... And those horrible police from PR.... Lol!!! Nice job office.. The icing on the cake would have been a perly white smile with a few of the keys missing!! ALWAYS GO HOME SAFE!!!! Merry Christmas and God watch over you.

12/21/2011 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How are the officers NADS??????

12/21/2011 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone latching on to your balls and not letting go is the type of 'risk of great bodily harm' that warrants any force, including lethal.

Trying to rip your balls off is no different than trying to dig out an eyeball.

Baton, sidearm, knife, brick, whatever. That fucker's getting put down.

12/21/2011 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, when you took the job you knew that someone might grab your crotch one day. You, as a policeman are held to a higher standard.
This savage beating of a fellow human being is inexcuseable !
May this serve as a teachable moment to all you tier 1 officers out there........TAKE THE PAIN !

12/21/2011 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC should a side by side with this dumbass and the offender that tried to rob the MMA fighter. Nice job Park Ridge!

12/21/2011 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the scumtimes. Should a put a bullet in the fuckers head

12/21/2011 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little ice and he'll be good to go. The police officer that is.

12/21/2011 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Job! The moron looks like one of those zombies on that TV show. Assault a cop, get your ass beat.

12/21/2011 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep you hands off my junk!

12/21/2011 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice job park ridge, doesnt listen to the asshole media.

12/21/2011 07:08:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

Looks like he needs a cocobola shampoo ....

12/21/2011 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh yeah!!!!!!! love that pic..

12/21/2011 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lt. Mellema of Park Ridge PD any relation to Don Mellema of Bbm radio?


Yes, his son........

12/21/2011 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think it would have better to rip his balls off. The MSM can't show a picture of THAT on tv!

12/21/2011 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This asshole should have been shot multiple times in the chest!

I would NOT expect the same back up from any Chicago Police Bosses!

Most all Chicago Police bosses would run and hide, and get CR's on the Officers rather than stick up for us Blue shirts!

Chicago Police Bosses and Politicians don't follow the "Use Of Force Model"! The Bosses find it easier to throw an Officer "under the bus" and feed us to the Newsmedia wolves!

Da Pelon

12/21/2011 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the same JAG that dresses in camo carries a US flag to fool people to think he's a war veteran who needs cash and begs for change on the intersection of cumberland and higgins right in front of Dominick's.

12/21/2011 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No comments about his immigration status? There is a degree of criminality among the eastern-european immigrants too - from petty theft, shoplifting, firehouse thievery (recent article) black market labor, tax fraud, white slavery, et al.

12/21/2011 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well of course the crap newspaper reports it that way. Look at all the idiot comments from the readers. They know their target audience and play right to them.

12/21/2011 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's this guy doing the 22nd? Wouldn't mind rounding 2nd base with someone at the xmas party!!

12/21/2011 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well down here in Champaign, the asshat City Manager and his little bitch Mayor would have the officers up on charges and the suspect walking away with a nice fat city check.

12/21/2011 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing he wasn't black. Imagine what the ST's headline would have been.

12/21/2011 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pee pee toucher

12/21/2011 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dominick's was having their twenty four hour two for one deal!

12/21/2011 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahhahahahaha!! sigh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

12/21/2011 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a reported pile-up of luxury automobiles this morning outside the Park Ridge police HQ as plaintiffs' lawyers brandishing copies of the Sun-Times fought for parking in an attempt to reach the badly injured crotch grabber. Three Lexues and a BMW were damaged in the tussle.

No criminal charges are pending, but several civil lawsuits titled Shyster v. Shyster have been filed in the Circus Court of Cook County.

The badly injured crotch grabber announced through his spokesman that he would be conducting a "beauty contest" process to select the lawyer for his suit against the arresting officers.

12/21/2011 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is Grabbing your Groin than he goes for your Gun.

12/21/2011 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Geno kicked this goof's ass too!

12/21/2011 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the Chief of the Park Ridge Police Frank Kaminski will say when he see's this? The same chief that has never been inside a squad car. He's spent his entire career in all the suburban police departments he's worked at as an inside house mouse clawing his way to the top.

12/21/2011 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many years ago, the OPS investigator informed me that Mr. "X" accused me of grabbing him by the testicles, to which I replied that this was in fact, correct. He next informed me that Mr. "X" accused me of aggravating the action by pulling and twisting on his testicles, to which I again replied that this was correct. The OPS investigator then told me that Mr. "X" was hospitalized as a result of my actions. I said, "Great." My statement was as follows: "I grabbed Mr. "X" by the testicles until he let go of my partner's calf with his teeth." I then signed the statement and walked out. I'm retired now, but my partner (also retired) still has the oval-shaped scar on his calf and was on crutches for a week after the incident, something that OPS wasn't aware of. In retrospect, I wish that I had pulled harder.

12/21/2011 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEADLINES:
"Scumbag squeezes Teabag"
"Pollack attacks Bollack"

12/21/2011 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Big Al (not a cop, just a supporter) said...

That guy was on the ass-end of an ass-whupping.

Perhaps an end of the year photo gallery of mug shots of guys like this who got their asses beat for being aggresive to cops, and people like the guy who got beat by the MMA fighter, would be a nice Christmas gift to the cops & readers of SCC?

Keep up the good work, thanks for all you do!

12/21/2011 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous mikey c said...

I heard that erps is holding the officers nads pending trail...

12/21/2011 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm loving it!! Good job Park Ridge ......

12/21/2011 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grab my balls, you misbegotten piece of shit, and you are gonna look about twice that bad and have only half as many teeth remaining.

12/21/2011 01:27:00 AM
Take it easy there tough guy.

12/21/2011 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have put a bullet in his head

12/21/2011 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice job Park Ridge, but I think you missed a spot

12/21/2011 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this was chicago there would be officers sent to call back already.

12/21/2011 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Dean Stone related to.........Keith Stone?

12/21/2011 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raccoon eyes! Too bad he didn't get a pumpkin head also.

12/21/2011 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The grabbing of ones groin can cause paralysis& render someone unconcious. The Douche bag is fortunate the Officer didnt unload a clip into his head, it certainly would be a reasonable course of action for circumstances.

12/21/2011 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If his nuts were included in the mugshot what do you think they'd look like? I'm thinking this idiot will be walking funny for awhile.

12/21/2011 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That punk grabbed the officer's
"package" so he got what he deserved. Mess with the "family
jewels" and you gat a beat-down
coming. Heck the officer feared
for his safety and did what he had
to do to make the punk let go.
Hope the officer will be O.K.

12/21/2011 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Why hasn't anything happened to our Supt. for the his temper tantrum at the OCD/Narc Christimas party? Why is he still our boss, he can not even take a beratting from a fellow officer, how would he take it if a protester spit on him or called him names? This man should be leading by example, so I guess we can all be drunk, wife beating, assholes, who screw every piece of tail that walks in front of us without fear of retribution, hey if the boss can, we can.

12/21/2011 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, when you took the job you knew that someone might grab your crotch one day. You, as a policeman are held to a higher standard.
This savage beating of a fellow human being is inexcuseable !
May this serve as a teachable moment to all you tier 1 officers out there........TAKE THE PAIN !

12/21/2011 05:48:00 AM


OK, Bruce Lee. Tool.

12/21/2011 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taser! Taser! Taser!

12/21/2011 05:08:00 PM  
Blogger David Snethen said...

appears that he grabbed the coppers groin with his face

12/21/2011 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good job to all involved, hope the officer recovers in time for the Holidays. Maybe next time the offender will be run over by a car in the parking lot!

12/21/2011 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Job! The moron looks like one of those zombies on that TV show. Assault a cop, get your ass beat.

12/21/2011 06:53:00 AM

Uh, that's a battery.

12/21/2011 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a female, I seriously don't know how you guys live with all of those 'outtie' parts. And you think God, or the evolution of man, would have found a way to protect those things a little better, since they're so important to the procreation of our species.

I mean, look at the armadillo. You'd think by now you guys would be born with steel cups surrounding those things. Not to mention, we women do not want your 'pleasure poles' to be subject to environmental hazards.

Seriously, evolution has messed up.

It is amazing though, how his face matches his shirt. That's pretty funny.

12/21/2011 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The proper action would have been to place a service weapon in direct contact with the scumbag's gut and keep pulling the trigger until you need a fresh magazine. I would not risk my life or safety to avoid killing a scum thief shoplifter. Better for them to learn they are risking their life when they raise a hand against a police officer.

.45 jhp+p is a wonderful invention.

12/21/2011 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use of force model fully justifies the bruises. When "Stop Sir, Down Sir" doesn't work, the level of force escalates in response to the non-compliance of lawful orders.

I don't know why this is so difficult for reporters to understand. The use of force is necessary. I'd bet if one of the media creatures was interviewing some nutjob and the same thing happened, he'd be screaming his head off for the police. I bet he wouldn't mind that the police had to use necessary force to make the assailant release his grip.

I seriously hope one of the media mutts takes a licking--we'll see how the headlines read then.

Ship. Sunk. Blub. Blub. Blub.

12/21/2011 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he still looks too good...

12/21/2011 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News from 2 hours south, stemming from a Domestic Incident:

“Domestic violence calls are some of the most dangerous situations for police officers,” McLean County First Assistant State’s Attorney Jane Foster said in a statement. “The officer was willing to put himself in danger to protect the domestic violence victim. Our community should be grateful for the sacrifices of this officer and all of our local law enforcement officers. Anyone that attacks a police officer will be dealt with in the harshest terms possible under the law.”

WOW! Talk about a total diffrence in reporting. The (real) Reporter in Bloomington Il. ( AND the ASA's Office!) actually sticks up for the officer and his actions.

A hell of a lot better than the half-assed, ball-less hacks that call themselves "reporters" up here.

12/21/2011 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No comments about his immigration status? There is a degree of criminality among the eastern-european immigrants too - from petty theft, shoplifting, firehouse thievery (recent article) black market labor, tax fraud, white slavery, et al.

12/21/2011 08:17:00 AM"

Not to mention they are stinky mofo's too

12/21/2011 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

You betcho ass that if this were Chicago and the ass-beatee was a catered to constituent?

This shit would be INTERNATIONAL NEWS.

Holder, Pat Fitz, Anita Alvarez, McMooky, Mope-rah, Dope-rah, Oprah, every alderfool both living and dead, every grinning skull community activist and every running-dog mb rever-rear end would run each other over to place the noose around the Copper's neck.

Hell... The beady-eyed, lemon headed freak of a former super would emerge from his barracaded squatting place of a worthless condo for the obligatory "Ya miss me yet?" sound bite...

Park Ridge does seem to have their "Be The Muthafuckin'Police" MOJO intact.

Good on the bosses standing up.

Fuck the media & the shit talkers dropping idiotic comments.

"Waaahhh! The brutal Cops should have just tazed that poor fellow!"

The ones joyously & rapturously shit-talking are a bunch of fucking capons anyway...

12/21/2011 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Why hasn't anything happened to our Supt. for the his temper tantrum at the OCD/Narc Christimas party?

Dude, get over it.

12/21/2011 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's pepperoni pizza time again! Very color coordinated

12/21/2011 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt. Greenwood Bologna Bandit said...

Sorry, o.t., but I got a quick question:

I worked in lock-up today (as punishment for my supposedly bad attitude) and I ran into a little bit of trouble with the desk Sgt. When he came back in lock-up to sign the book, he caught me eating a bologna sandwich that the department buys for the prisoners.

I had forgotten to bring my lunch and was flat broke so that was the best option. He threatened to have me written up for stealing city supplies. It was just me and him since the detention aid was outside smoking a cigar. I basically told him to go eat a dick, which in turn caused him to storm off in a huff.

What has me a little worried is that before he came back to sign the log I had made a bunch of sandwiches for the desk personal. I don't think any of them ate them but I was foolishly bragging out loud about how I pulled a fast one on the city, eating for free. Next thing you know, this jagoff Sgt. came back to interrupt my meal like he was Rambo. Is there any way that I can get fired for this? Please hold the sarcasm, I'm looking for legitimate guidance only.

12/21/2011 01:44:00 AM

I hope you are kidding hair gel! No, you can't get fired for eating a bologna sandwich. If the Desk Sgt wants to be a toll he could get a CR# on you for misappropriation of city bologna but you won't get fired.


How soft are these hair gel kids nowadays? Did the Good Sgt threaten to fire you,LMAO!

12/21/2011 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seen a 15yr old shithead outside of Jewel and Barnes & Noble in Skokie doing the candy bar scam today.

The Libs were dumping cash on him like it was going out of style. Just wait until that kid brings back a hundred of dem yutes.

12/21/2011 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember when Jimmy Scoles beat Dean Stone senseless in 016?

Don't picked on a former Marine, big mistake!

12/21/2011 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would never happen to a politician in Chicago. BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BALLS!

12/21/2011 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice job Park Ridge!!!

This is why Park Ridge is nice and civilized. They don't tolerate all the BS that CPD has to put up with.

12/21/2011 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that jag balls Neil Steinberg (who's missing his balls anyways) would find a way to spin it against the cops.

For the record Old Drunk One: There are white savages we deal with also.

12/21/2011 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put this motherf__er where he belongs, charge him with a sexual assault and his life will move onto a whole new plane of misery -- lifetime registration, can't live within a thousand feet of anything...

12/21/2011 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job!!!!! Idiot deserved more!!!!

12/21/2011 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He coulda been tazed.........right in the fucking eye.

12/21/2011 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Next thing you know, this jagoff Sgt. came back to interrupt my meal like he was Rambo. Is there any way that I can get fired for this? Please hold the sarcasm, I'm looking for legitimate guidance only.
12/21/2011 01:44:00 AM

You have got to be joking....
I don't know who's worse your Sgt. for calling you on it, or you actually eating that stuff.

At least it wasn't aggravated theft, cause you don't have your gun on in the lockup. Don't worry, not a felony, I don't think Anita will be interested.

12/21/2011 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the baton (preferably cocobolo), the blackjack, the slapper and the steel-fisted gloves.

It ain't "old school". It's called "common sense".

12/21/2011 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He messed with the officers manhandle and got the beating he so richly deserved.

Good job officers.

12/21/2011 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Wood Shampoo said...

Can't sign an "I" bond with ten broken fingers?

12/21/2011 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Park Ridge popo =1
Goof =0

12/21/2011 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that's missing is the Obama t-shirt.

12/21/2011 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a clear violation of the Penal Code

12/22/2011 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRAVO! BRAVO!

12/22/2011 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No comments about his immigration status? There is a degree of criminality among the eastern-european immigrants too - from petty theft, shoplifting, firehouse thievery (recent article) black market labor, tax fraud, white slavery, et al.

12/21/2011 08:17:00 AM"

Not to mention they are stinky mofo's too

12/21/2011 06:19:00 PM

The reason why his immigration status wasn't mentioned was because he is not Mexican. If he was Mexican, then you can bet your bottom dollar it would be mentioned. Double standard.

12/22/2011 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Good Job! The moron looks like one of those zombies on that TV show. Assault a cop, get your ass beat.

12/21/2011 06:53:00 AM

Uh, that's a battery.

12/21/2011 05:31:00 PM

Excuse me........Hit a cop, get your ass beat. Thank you for your correction.

12/22/2011 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Know there trying to hang a good cop at that department for the same thing..... thanks to the SA's office... fired the old chief and got one to "straighten them out"

We'll see assholes do have there lunch handed to them when they fight with the police.

12/22/2011 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Looks like he needs a cocobola shampoo ...."

--12/21/2011 07:32:00 AM

This is what the one-pound lead sap was for -- to STOP a close-in struggle before the nut pokes your eye out or grabs your gun.

WHAP!

Sound effect -- >ding!<

Elevator doors slide open in lobby...

12/22/2011 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Grab my balls, you misbegotten piece of shit, and you are gonna look about twice that bad and have only half as many teeth remaining."

--12/21/2011 01:27:00 AM

"Take it easy there tough guy."

--12/21/2011 11:37:00 AM

I can't help it. I mean, just look at him. He's still got teeth.

Unbelievable.

12/22/2011 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the sandwich comes out the other end the next day, inform the SGT. that he can have it back...

12/22/2011 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a female, I seriously don't know how you guys live with all of those 'outtie' parts. And you think God, or the evolution of man, would have found a way to protect those things a little better, since they're so important to the procreation of our species.

I mean, look at the armadillo. You'd think by now you guys would be born with steel cups surrounding those things. Not to mention, we women do not want your 'pleasure poles' to be subject to environmental hazards.

Seriously, evolution has messed up.

It is amazing though, how his face matches his shirt. That's pretty funny.

SHE is toooo funny..! i wanna meet her :)

12/23/2011 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Democrats SUCK said...

Can he become a sex offender for grabbing the officer's package???

12/23/2011 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tactical Testical Takedown comin' right up motherfucker....

12/27/2011 04:53:00 PM  

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