Now THAT is Service
Imagine being a citizen, just a regular schlub, and you get pick pocketed downtown. You head over to the district, wait for the desk crew to fill out a police report, maybe start making your calls to cancel credit cards and figure out how you're going to replace your ID and other crap you carry around.
If you're lucky, you might get a call from the detectives in a few days, maybe a week. If you have a conscientious detective, they might pull some video or try to find some tape that could assist in identifying a culprit, but reality being what it is, the wallet is pretty much a write-off.
Evidently, that isn't the case if you happen to have a parent who runs a large metropolitan police department:
If you're lucky, you might get a call from the detectives in a few days, maybe a week. If you have a conscientious detective, they might pull some video or try to find some tape that could assist in identifying a culprit, but reality being what it is, the wallet is pretty much a write-off.
Evidently, that isn't the case if you happen to have a parent who runs a large metropolitan police department:
- SCC, thought you'd like to know the sups daughter got her wallet taken in 018 and the case is assigned to "Area Central RBT". Not only assigned, but it got a 4-detective team to backtrack her movements. They pulled security footage of her entire route. The OT was 24+ hours for the team of dicks, almost like years past.
The RD number has been locked down so only the assigned detectives and certain supervisors can view the case report and any attempts to run it will raise a red flag at HQ. So whatever you do, don't run HV-184000. You will be answering a lot of uncomfortable questions.
It certainly is amazing that the homicide clearance rate is hovering around 30%, but the department can spare 4 detectives and a blank overtime check for a pick pocket case.
It certainly is amazing that the homicide clearance rate is hovering around 30%, but the department can spare 4 detectives and a blank overtime check for a pick pocket case.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
84 Comments:
Typical and when clines son had his iphone taken same thing! SSDD
"You head over to the district, wait for the desk crew to fill out a police report....."
You failed to mention being treated like shit by the desk crew. Happens all the time to John Q. and Joan Q. Public.
That's bull shit a family member got pick pocketed and we didn't get this service. That's why morale is low we dont help each other as we should no more.
Rank has it priviliges and McDrunk sure is a rank
mo fo !!!!!!
And, if you were the Supt. with these resources and your family member was pick pocketed, YOU would be doing the exact same thing. Get over it.
just tell her that crime is down. LOL & ROTF !!! now can i have an event number?
The city that works!
The first thing that will happen to this pickpocket case is to be reclassified to LOST PROPERTY and it will be added to the circular file. That's all fokes!
A GOCR is public information, FOIA it reporters. Welcome to Chicago by the way, lol. Chicago, the city with no crime because Garry says so. Was her response time received faster than last year too?
And when she finds the wallet between the car seats, I'm sure she'll make a very public apology.
Wait, his FAMILY is actually in town?
At least she didn't get flash mobbed.
This makes Garry look impeccable as Chicago's crime fighting caper. How embarrassing, no wonder he fears FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
That's nothing. If im not mistaken one of Clines kids had his phone taken on the El. There were multiple tac teams, mass transit and dicks assigned.
And this surprises anyone? Don't worry. NATO might be the spark that lights a great big fire.
Thats so typical of this department and citys bullshit. I wish a tv crew with some balls approached the supe and called him out on this among other things.
When the head of the Party's enforcement arm takes a hit, all focus on solving the problem. All good communists are glad to help.
If the head of the security apparatus is not happy, he won't tell people the beaches are closed because of heat or say how bad guns are in a Phake church.
I'm just surprised that Pravda, I mean the Fibune or Scum Slimes didn't write a story praising the effort.
Reclassify it to LOST PROPERTY.
Gotta keep the numbers down.
The homicide clearance rate is UP to 30%. WOO-HOO! It used to be 4 to 1 odds that the mutt would get away with MURDER.
Why is it that local media never mentions the CPD homicide CLEARANCE rate?
Happy days are here again...
Hmmmmm? Should have been a lost property report with no dets assigned.
This will sit well with the public, especially the poor working stiff victims who wait hours/days for the evidence techs to showup and are instructed not to touch anything while waiting.
I just wish that one of our resident traffic nazi's had encountered her or better yet one of those LAZ parking enforcement assholes.
Can you imagine Garry getting that call from his daughter while he is all ginned up, good times.
Imagine if something higher up on the UCR had occurred all North, Central and South detectives report to the 1st District ASAP!
Like a citywide D Division 10-1
Someone should grill Garry about how this could occur under his watch at the next Compstat.
Pass out department notices with all the pertinent information, let him feel what its like.
Anyone left with balls or has Garry neutered the command structure entirely?
This ought to grab some good headlines. SCC should get a commission or a royalty for writing the news for what its referred to as the MSM.
Those cameras really do prevent crime,NOT!
I hope it turns out that she absent mindedly left it somewhere and this guy is left with egg all over his face.
Has Northside posted this on the RANT yet?
Surprised that Garry hasn't flown the NYPD Major Case Unit and ESU in for this one.
Can you imagine being the poor bastard that has to update Garry on the case status?
The desk crew should have directed her to 311 like they do in most districts.
I say this heater case gets suspended when it makes headlines on Tuesday.
Breaking News
Even Chicago's Top Crime Fighter isn't Immune to Rising Crime.
Rahm tells Chicagoans that he is assigning more officers to the street by disbanding court service officers resulting in a dramatic increase in manpower. Crime is down and nobody has been pick pocketed in 20 minutes a dramatic decline in the rate of pick pocketing and further evidence of the success of his handpicked Superintendent Garry Mc Carthy and his crime eradicating Compstat program.
Garry has priorities!
I think that Garry's daughter should have a bodyguard detail with an assigned car and a special call sign, Car 2D(D for daughter).
Surprised that canine and the helicopter weren't immediately dispatched.
All pigs are equal, some are more equal than others...
Now where do I swipe??
When they catch him, what are the odds he does hard time?
Cline did the same thing when his son got robbed on the CTA. Just like discipline there is several levels of CPD service.
Same thing happened back in the day when Jane Byrne's daughter was burglarized in 018. There were so many bosses, dics, ET's and tac guys around, it looked like the D-Day invasion at Normandy (for you young fellas, that happened a long time ago and involved a lot of people!).
My stepson had his phone taken on the Red Line two months ago. We are still waiting for a call from a detective. Two months.
Was she sober? Cline's kid was drunk and riding on the Blue Line. The excuse in that "dramatic" event was that his stolen phone had Homeland Security info on it and they even brought in the Street Deputy at the Time and fugitive unit was on scene with cell phone tracking devices. Suck Holes came out of the woodwork at A/4!Detectives were brought in from A/5, something unheard of even when women were raped on the "L". To see grown men stepping over each other to kiss ass was disgusting. The kid's story kept changing so the report had three or four re-writes. Innocent victims of crime get treated like shit, but the kids of bosses and political hacks get real service, even though it is usually their own arrogance and stupidity that makes them victims.
Anonymous said...
That's bull shit a family member got pick pocketed and we didn't get this service. That's why morale is low we dont help each other as we should no more.
3/12/2012 12:17:00 AM
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Wait, it's bs because "we don't help each other as we should no more" but when it does happen, it's bs?
Find her wallet, but whatever you do, don't pull her over......I'm just sayin'
I'll Drink to that!
Like old man Daley told thee press years ago, "if you dont like it, theres a shamrock hanging from my coattails!"
And to think my 94 explorer is still missing since 95. Trying to remember if I had a cell phone then. Oh well no worries. The desk was real helpful then. I am sure it is just as good now. I still am missing a triumph spitfire and a potbelly stove...all in...hang on I gotta swipe out I'll tell the rest tomorrow .......eos
McCarthy is a POS, he is useless and, was/is hated by the street cops in NY. This arrogant beat-off will never be missed in Chicago. He makes J-Fled Look like a genius. Eff McCarthy right in the face
The people should be pissed....ahhhh who am I kidding. Hey look there! The Cubbies are playing!
I think that Garry's daughter should have a bodyguard detail with an assigned car and a special call sign, Car 2D(D for daughter).
3/12/2012 03:19:00 AM
no bodyguard detail, but they get a driver to pick them up and drop them off at the airport on tax payer dollars. know this as a fact. the daughter gets driven to the airport whenever she travels out of town to go back to n.y. what a stroke !!!
Can you imagine Garry getting that call from his daughter while he is all ginned up, good times.
3/12/2012 02:31:00 AM
Funny! And true to Superintendent Varry McDrunken. Thanks for the chuckle.
public transportation tact LT. Lemomhead was called out. word is he was ordered to wear a helmet camera and backtrack every step of the daughter's route.
But I thought that COMPSTAT stopped shit like that!
Oh Well.. Stupid me...WTF
And wait till she has to travel from the gold coast to Area 1 and step over those fine rose scented lads sleeping on their sides in the lobby for the line-up.
Then while she's there, she can make out another pick pocket report for the theft in the lobby in Area 1.
Looks like Area 3 is going to be getting another district under their belt..LOL
(OT) Sad watch where your weapon is kept!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/12/police-officers-daughter-dies-after-being-accidentally-shot-by-brother/#ixzz1osdlVSeV?test=latestnews
New city motto. Welcome to chicago. Where even the police chiefs duaghter gets robbed.
SCC how about addressing the new G.O. on Use of Social Media Outlets. G.O. 09-01-06? I think it needs its own thread considering I am a Sgt and just received a directive for it to be read and reviewed at each roll call. None of us ever signed a contract with the Chicago Police Dept saying we would give up our First Amendment Rights.
I thought McGoofy's famo went back to NYC without him?
It's good to be the King. All joking aside who wouldn't if they could?
"You head over to the district, wait for the desk crew to fill out a police report....."
"You failed to mention being treated like shit by the desk crew. Happens all the time to John Q. and Joan Q. Public."
--3/12/2012 12:10:00 AM
"Can't you see I'm busy chewing gum? I'm not even going to look up and acknowledge your existence. Uh, like, there are only five of us back here, and we're busy talking about our ski weekend. You're injured? Get yourself over to the hospital somehow and get a 'hospitalization case report'."
Et cetera.
If you were the superintendent, don't you think you would do the same thing? You are damned right you would, so I wont critizize the man for this. Thankfully his daughter is ok.As long as a family member is not committing a crime, I think they are off limits . By the way, the somments about being treated lousy by desk crews is right on the mark. They are rude as hell and always have been.Maybe they should rotate these jobs every few months and let everyone who wants to work the desk do so.
Probably made her feel just like she was home in Jersey
If the Dicks catch the thief, great.
Maybe it is one of those Ecuadorian pick-pocket teams that go from city to city then back to Quito.
So if the Dicks catch the thief, and he or she is held in jail, will Ms. McCarthy show up in court?
Anyone surprised?
Anonymous said...
And, if you were the Supt. with these resources and your family member was pick pocketed, YOU would be doing the exact same thing. Get over it.
3/12/2012 12:35:00 AM
No way. I would tell the desk sgt to handle it like he would any other pickpocket case and would feel ashamed if he went overboard just for one of my extended family members.
Maybe Alderman Burke wants to loan a couple of his bodyguards to McPuppet's family?
Has anyone contacted sun times yet?
Ok we all know how the city works and if any of us were supt we would do the same for our daughter. I'm not a fan of the guy but let's not take it out on his daughter. It's not her fault daddy's a communist
You mean all victims don't get this level of service??
The desk crew should have directed her to 311 like they do in most districts.
3/12/2012 03:03:00 AM
I think you got it reversed. 311 refers most things they should handle to district desks. Trust me I know this to be true.
In ny it would have been a misc. card..
Thanks COMPSTAT
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others",
Same thing, all victims are equal, but some (like those connected) are more equal. What do you expect?
Perhaps she should not have parked in the handicapped zone. Who ya gonna call honey?!
Just take the money detectives, 25 hours per period overtime, unless a "heater' case like this lol!
And some wonder why everyone has a bad taste in their mouth over the things that go on in this city. If this happened to anyone else the report would be taken at 311 and that's the last they would hear of it. Corruption and clout. It's the chicago way.
(OT) Was at the Food 4 Less last night, on 77th and Cicero what the hell is going on with these brazen pos punks? A female odpo from Chicago,just got off work,decides to get some groceries,comes back to her car gets jumped,by 3 hispanic males and no news coverage! The female let 1 round go (Thank GOD she was carrying who knows the outcome if not), but she missed had a breathing problem was ruched to the hospital,the 3 punks fled in a vehicle. The problem we need it out here, the type of car, does Food 4 Less have any cameras in the parking lot? they took her purse, and Burbank had the thought to call CPD and give her home address as they had her purse,and CPD sat on her home,lo and behold her purse was found near her home with items from it strewn about! She had someone home,could you imagine the scene if the 3 punks would of got in her home with the key,what do you think would of happened to her kid??
The supts daughter gets something atken from her and overtime is doled out,detectives all over it,guess being a lowly blue shirt does not mean shit right boss?
So basically you're saying that if I'm pickpocketed, I shouldn't even bother filing a report. Great. At least I know not to waste my time.
It is amazing when they won't even do that for an off-duty cop when a CPD star and ID (which could be easily used to perpetrate crimes) are taken, or airport personnel, an equally more dangerous thought. This is almost as ludicrous as that nitwit marching in the parade when he should have been working it to show what a hustler he is. He needs an agent or something.
Quit your bitchin'....
Anyone of us would do the same thing in his position......
The best thing to do would be to just remove the residency so all of us and our families can live and hang in places like Naperville and such.....
Leave Chicago to the Liberals and the misunderstood criminals and welfare abusers.....
It is time Rhamm..... You know we all deserve to live free without residency rules. Or, is it just ok for you?
Unreal! Someone should be embarrassed
That's how it should be. And if it was your son, daughter, mother etc. you would do the same thing. and, the detectives should make that a priority for you too. We are the police. If we can't take care of our own family we can't take care of anyone else.
Who hired these panzies that think this is wrong.
To the victor goes the spoils. Who really cares?
To: "And if you were Supt., you would be doing the same thing."
No, I wouldn't be. I was not raised like that and it pisses me off to think that everyone would "use" their clout, or phone call, or their office, to take advantage of some situation. My mom and dad did not raise me like that.
And if their were bosses who had that same ethic, this would be a different department, but I know that is not the case. Instead, many people fall what Mike Royko thought the motto of the city should be: "Where's mine?"
People can make choices and McDrunk, many exempts, politicians and others make choices that bring them no respect. Respect may not line your pockets, but I've never seen anyone go to jail because of it.
So, shame those who are of the mentality that they will use their clout, or their position to get what they want. I try never to dishonor my parents' memory by saying, "Fuck what they taught me. They didn't know shit by instilling in me respect, cause that ain't how the real world works."
no bodyguard detail, but they get a driver to pick them up and drop them off at the airport on tax payer dollars. know this as a fact. the daughter gets driven to the airport whenever she travels out of town to go back to n.y. what a stroke !!!
3/12/2012 09:32:00 AM
Stop whinning. It is called RHIP or rank has its privleges. Nothing new here.The same goes for any large company or military unit.
cab't swipe if the macjine is Broken
Just put a MAGNET NEXT TO IT
Plenty of bosses kids, spouses etc were victims of crime and they didn't call out the militia. That's why u didn't hear about it.
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