Hey Zekman, Get a Load of This
From the comments:
- I wanted to post this earlier. I am 32yrs old and work as a massage therapist in lincoln park. About a year ago I left work and walked to the Armitage stop on the brown line to go to the MM. It was Monday about 1:30pm. I noticed a guy that looked out of place also waiting for the train. Now of course he got on the same train car as I did and sat by me. On a crowded train this guy decides to expose himself to me. As much as I wanted so shove my umbrella up his ass and open it (it was a rainy day) I chose not to waste a good umbrella. I started swearing and screaming at the guy. He jumped off the train at the Chicago Ave stop. I stayed on and exited at MM.
After seeing this "undesirables' shaft I needed a cigarette. As I walked through MM, I saw Off. Pagan. I told him what happened, gave a description and went outside to have my smoke. Well guess who comes walking out with this pos?? Off. Pagan!! I was thrilled. I asked him where he found him and the officer said he went back to the train platform and this asshole was walking toward him. I signed some papers, got a court date and the guy was arrested.I showed up to court,the undesirable did not of course. But I did get a letter a month later saying that he got 90 days in the county. Now this pile of brown trash lived on the southside, had a prior public indecency and a burglary. Hmmmmm...wonder what this guy was doing in Lincoln Park at 1pm on a Monday?? Probably looking for another house to rob. And he exposed himself on a crowded train. What would he have done if it were just me and him on that train car??? Also a security guy came outside but all he had was a walkie-talkie, no uniform.How was I supposed to know he was security?
Usually when crimes are being committed, especially when they are against myself I'm looking for the guy /woman with the blue shirt, bullet proof vest, and GUN!!!!! Now this arrest may be funny and no big deal to some of you guys. But I appreciated the good police work this officer did. And to Pam Zeckman, with your rodent like features, you dont have to worry about a guy exposing anything to you!! Why dont you follow around the drug dealers and gang bangers who are destroying their own neighborhoods and put their names and faces on TV??
Thank you Officer Pagan
But Pam won't report any of this. It makes the cop look like he's doing his job at the location he was assigned.
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