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Funny...very funny!
Dear Jerry,
Please excuse officer:
__________________________
from work today for he has come down with a mood disorder.
Thank You!
I would love to have the complete set of those milk cartons:
JJ-Jr, JJ-Sr, Dick Durbin, Pat Quinn, Rich Daley, Al Sharpton, Mike Madigan, Lisa Madigan.
I could go on...as I am sure all of you could...and will.
I should've pushed for the Bud distributor job , sheeet fkn roland tombstone beat me
if the indians pakis talk i could be rod cellmate
talk about mood swings
JJJ's been ghost now for how long, a month? Sickness? Maybe federally-induced agita.
Imagine all the information he's provided to the Feebs in that time - even if they all sat down for just a few hours a day Monday thru Friday. Shit! They're probably going over the hundreds of hours of recorded conversations that Junior got a handful of crooked bastards chirping away on.
There's no honor amongst thieves. Make no mistake, Junior is blabbing away to save his own hide.
AMBER ALERT!!
His mother gave a speech at push's office where she indignantly said she plays politics....yes doesn't the whoe family? Poor Jesse. His mom said he's suffered "enormous disappointment” because "he thought he was going to be a senator. He thought he was going to have a chance to run for mayor. And young people don’t bounce back from disappointment like me and my husband."
Um Jackson is older than me and I'm a grown man. He's 47. Also so he was unable to buy the senator seat. He was unable to gangbuster a place on the mayors ballot. That's too bad however let's say the cup is half full Jesse. You have an elected spot that you fail in. You have an extremely lucrative beer distributor ship that some say your daddy strong armed through threats, but I don't know. I'm just surprised that your father didn't do anything to uplift the members of the black community through that deal...no, just you little Jr.
Cops put their life on the line every single day, they hardly get the chance for promotion, they have to fight for the benefits they have, citizens don't appreciate them, bosses many times don't back them. This causes enormous disappointment just like you are experiencing little Jesse. Unlike you, we are not allowed to take off and sulk or be depressed in private. We have to come to work with our mood disorders. So when you get out of your Arizona hospital, tell your constituents to understand that when I yell at them like I'm Chewbacca, it's ok. I have a mood disorder and I can't get treatment.
Who really cares? If you ignore it, it will go away.
Imdictment coming... Just setting up his defense.. Feds got him. Bye, bye JJJ. Im sure daddy, Bobby Rush, Mr Pleger, Rev Jokes and the rest if the comedy crew will say how "racist" the indictment is and all... But take a page out of dads book and hibbity jibbity all the way to jail.
If only he could stay lost...
commander of 018 was on milk carton too. it said looking for the kenny of old. if seen please call 312 742 5870
Better luck putting his picture on a Budweiser can.
Another entitlement baby who is waking up to some harsh realities. If Blago, "the Seller" can end up incarcerated, then the possibility of the "High Bidder , JJj, ending up as his cellmate, is very, very real.
"Momma, daddy said he would buy me the job !!
" Now it looks like I'm fixin' to go to Jail" !!
" I shoulda asked for a job as a beer executive" !!!
Boo-fuckin-hooo !!!!!
if there is any justice he should be sent to jail, like blago. just because his dad said he liked to cut potus nuts off, dont change a thing. save that indignant look for the slammer, its not working anymore.
I think Jesse Jackass Jr.'s got a BAD case of feditis.
Coppers area funny bunch!
What he's missing I couldnt tell the differance from him missing and when he was working. You sure he is missing?
Leave him alone!!! He is having lunch with Stacy Peterson
The feds can't lock you up if you're in a medical facility and they can't find you. The day this prick gets out, the cuffs go on.
Also missing... All Time Due slips!
JJ Jr. was depressed because it was a half brother that got the Budweiser deal. Another play sibling got a KFC franchise and untold numbers of women are being given thousands a month for having more siblings by JJ Sr. He is stuck as a Congressman, and not a very good one, with lots of vacant, not needed airport land!!! He even made exsenator, "Tombstone" Burris look good... Now that's depressing!!!
Hmmm...is it possible his old lady caught him screwing around...is it possible he was told that the FEDS are coming for him...is it possible that all the shit his family has done in the past is finally coming to a head? Oh lawdy, lawdy...I needs some sympathy, I'm not well in the coconut...They should put his picture on a can of beer and a bag of chips, Im sure some of his constituants may then recognize him.
the blame game- poor jr. he didnt get to buy the senator title. the feds are close to him so his mood disorder will be an excuse. todd stroger was in the paper last week also , crying that no one will give him a clout job are these people nuts!
Mental Illness is no laughing matter.
Anonymous said...
I would love to have the complete set of those milk cartons:
JJ-Jr, JJ-Sr, Dick Durbin, Pat Quinn, Rich Daley, Al Sharpton, Mike Madigan, Lisa Madigan.
I could go on...as I am sure all of you could...and will.
7/15/2012 12:23:00 AM
Rahm Emanuel, Barack Obama, John Cullerton and Ed Burke.
Hey jr. if you read this, do you really want to fall on a sword? Screw that, at least take down some of the jerkoffs that threw you under the bus. Make madigan or a daley or two share your pain. Because you know they are just laughing at your dumb ass.
Arizona... isn't it where they relocate witness protection people?
I'm a civilian from the District of Corruption but I come here everyday for mood disorder therapy (bipolar cynicism, manifested by alternating bouts of rage and uncontrolled laughter, onset shortly after January 20, 2009).
You & your fellow cops are hilarious, and your ability to maintain a sense of humor despite living under Chicago pols gives me hope that the nation will ultimately survive the Asshole in Chief.
I know you guys don't want Hussein back after November, so I was thinking maybe Sheriff Joe could put he and Jesse Jr. up in a pink tent out in the desert for the next twenty years.
Anyone got the Rahm Emanuel "Double-summer-weekend-with-a-full-moon-and-a-holiday-in-between, killer-heat-wave coming, we're-going-to-Eagle-River-for-ten-days" special edition milk carton?
The Mayor "was not in public view," as his spokesperson carefully pronounced...
If found, throw away him and replace him with milk carton which will do a better job.
Check the Federal Correctional facility downtown in about 2 weeks,you'll find him there.
So long chump.
Haha, This is great...Come on guys, you know as well as I do whenever these guys get jammed up they become "victims". In this case he is a victim of crazy, I guess the media would like us to feel bad for him now. I cant wait for this guys trial and conviction. It will be really nice to see that billboard image of him and Obama on Fox News after his conviction. At LEAST Blago never played the victim card, he stuck with the story and made us all believe he was insane.
I bet they'll sign his name for him, like old man stronger. I think he's at his girlfriends place, look there sandy!
I cannot wait to see this jagoff in a prison uniform. One JJ down one more to go.
That interview with his mother was hilarious.
Please tell me there isn't a 3rd generation of Jacksons waiting in the wings, getting ready to waste more of all our time?
According to his mom, Jesse Jr. has been dealing with enormous "disappointment" for years.
Because he didn't become Senator. Or get a chance to be mayor.
I still think he knows he's close to being indicted for all of that Blago chicanery, and he's just trying to delay the inevitable.
For all we know this MOTHER_FUCKER is probably sharing apartment with P.Daley and Vanecko in (no extradition) USSR.
Anonymous said...
Mental Illness is no laughing matter.
7/15/2012 11:09:00 AM
No, of course not, if it is truly mental illness. But we are talking about a Chicago based politician. Those snake bastards have been well known to lie through their teeth.
The timing of all this is very suspicious. Jesse's fund raising pal gets indicted, then the deadline passes for people to file to run against JJJ in the fall elections, then perhaps a case of Federalitis Indictitis sets in.
Come on, common sense and over 60 years of watching these lying fucks tells me first of all that JJJ is probably lying. If not then he is likely terrified of being indicted and going to live with Blago for a few years.
Now being a suspicious person, I am very likely to suspect that legal trouble sudden onset brought on the mood disorder.
What do you think?
I was serevely depressed when I could not make commander. I had an Indian restuarant owner on Devon ave offer the governor a couple of free meals for the promotion and he was thinking about it when the US prosecutor arrested him. I feel jesse jrs. pain.
Was he drunk when he shot himself????
I used to think that I was unlucky to have been a mere police officer my whole career. But in reality it is the best thing that could have happened. I never had to sell my soul to anyone. I can walk away from this place with my head held high. Never as much as one sustained CR, no suspension days, no lost lawsuits, no recurring nightmares.
All in all, I did all right. And I remember something an old timer said as the desk crew was cutting his retirement cake they chipped in to buy from the local Jewels, he was very proud to have never tarnished his star. That simple statement said it all. Same here, I never tarnished the star.
Now I can slide off into retirement and look for that 56 Chevy I have always wanted to get so I can tinker around and get in good shape and go to a drive in and stuff like that.
And I sleep very well at night, very well indeed.
Shoulda been indicted long ago, with the Blago-Boy. Now he's just playin with the system, graspin for straws. Hope they get his Con-Artist Old man too. Both are Weasels, and Obama and Holder are gonna throw them under the bus. Hopefully Madigan Sr. is going down too. You know his filthy paws are involved in this too...
Anonymous said...
Mental Illness is no laughing matter.
7/15/2012 11:09:00 AM
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That is correct, JJj is not mentally ill, he's just a jackson and he knows he guiltier than shit ! It's off to the "shitter" for JJj !!!!
The powers that be know where he is and what is going to due if they ring him up and that makes all a little nervous.Remember they know the 10th move before we know the 1st move!!!!
If JJJ is indicted, it will not happen because of ra
cism. It should have been easy to see Blagojevitch eas a creep and a shyster to be avoided at all cost. With people like Danny Davis and Bobby Rush, they may have caused his confusion.
A citizen
Lt Andrews from 011 has been missing all summer but nobody want him found.
I heard he is hiking the Appellation trail.
As in: Hiking the Appalachian Trail
To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
Can they put you in jail if you are nuts?
Anonymous said...
Mental Illness is no laughing matter.
7/15/2012 11:09:00 AM
Federal corruption is no laughing matter either.
Nothing in politics is a coincidence...this sickness was perfectly timed, including not letting anyone know until AFTER the filing date to run against him.
I hope he is testifying to some secret Federal Grand Jury somewhere to take down Rahm Emanuel and Nobama and Iranian born Valerie Jarrett who was being pushed by both Barack and Michelle as well as the convicted felon Tony Rezko for the vacant Senate seat.
Karma's a Bitch!
Can he be in congress and the insane asylum at the same time or is there a difference between the two?
Where has rahm been? Should he be on carton also??
I'd check the date on that milk carton...I think its startin' to turn.
CR# For hitting the Medical!!!!
What the Fuk a politician not a cop and he makes how muck $$$$$$$ plus Bud Beer
More of What's wrong with Shitcago
Like the picture, but shouldn't that be a chocolate milk carton? Would hate to have Jackass Sr call off the search for Jackass Jr to organize a protest for failing to give chocolate milk equal time as white milk. Just saying..
Seems strange that not only is JJ,jr MIA, but so is X-king Shortshanks. He's been layin lower than a snakes ass in a wagon track. Scared about something Dicky? HMMMMMMMMM. My guess, and I pray to God that I'm correct, is that JJ,jr can actually take the the former "King of Shitcago" to prison with him, and if we're lucky, balarina 9.5 could wind up with shit on his shoes too.
HAHAHAHA, I can't wait...........
Boy, now that would be POETIC JUSTICE!!!!
The problem with jr. is this song plays nonstop in his head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7HoWEk6y8
Ma ma! Ma ma! Tell them to leave me alone!
Like the picture, but shouldn't that be a chocolate milk carton? Would hate to have Jackass Sr call off the search for Jackass Jr to organize a protest for failing to give chocolate milk equal time as white milk. Just saying..
7/15/2012 10:20:00 PM
that's pretty fucking retarded, but still funny.....
West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
JJJ's been ghost now for how long, a month? Sickness? Maybe federally-induced agita.
Imagine all the information he's provided to the Feebs in that time - even if they all sat down for just a few hours a day Monday thru Friday. Shit! They're probably going over the hundreds of hours of recorded conversations that Junior got a handful of crooked bastards chirping away on.
There's no honor amongst thieves. Make no mistake, Junior is blabbing away to save his own hide.
7/15/2012 12:34:00 AM
Let's hope that the G has a good grip on him. We can all dream.
JJJ should trick!
JJJ can use his mental disorder as an excuse for violating his oath to the Chicago corruption cabal.
Mental Illness is no laughing matter.
7/15/2012 11:09:00 AM
Neither is being a race baiting, hypocritical, adulterous, thieving piece of political shit. He and his entire family should all burn in fucking hell for the bullshit they've pulled.
Hey daddy Jesse Jackass. Who's paying for your love child, you so called reverend? Great morals they teach their community. Truly leading by example.
For all we know this MOTHER_FUCKER is probably sharing apartment with P.Daley and Vanecko in (no extradition) USSR.
You forget........the Jacksons DON'T share. That's because they have that carpal ENTITLEMENT SYNDROME.
One year later and Rahmbellina still has all 50 ALDERMAN in place. What happened to SHARED SACRIFICE racoon ?
Anonymous said...
Lt Andrews from 011 has been missing all summer but nobody want him found.
7/15/2012 06:36:00 PM
Is the guy really that bad? Since the new area north det's are supposed to be assigned to districts--but you end up going to districts other than your own, I've had to handle a case there. Only dealt w/him once, but he seemed ok. What's his problem? I'd just like a head's up in case I end up there in the future.
He'll be walking the streets of Chicago in a bath robe and slippers like that mobster guy in NYC soon.
JJJ will soon have Bubba for his cell mate, better start talking JJJ about the Daly clan and it's forty theives and play that get out of jail card before its too late or how about the Apprentice show before your day in court.
@7/15/12 4:19PM
Thank You and God Bless you and yours.
let blago out early if he testifies against the democratic
crook county , chicago machine
Anonymous said...
Where has rahm been? Should he be on carton also??
7/15/2012 08:27:00 PM
He's at home...
In Washington DC where he lives!
JJJ has a case of the "jail house blues".....His bag-man is spilling his guts to the "G" and Blago is tidying up the cell-block for the new arrivals.....!!!
Rahm Emanuel, Barack Obama, John Cullerton and Ed Burke.
7/15/2012 11:12:00 AM
G-MACK and Jean-Claude Brizard.
I used to think that I was unlucky to have been a mere police officer my whole career. But in reality it is the best thing that could have happened. I never had to sell my soul to anyone. I can walk away from this place with my head held high. Never as much as one sustained CR, no suspension days, no lost lawsuits, no recurring nightmares.
All in all, I did all right. And I remember something an old timer said as the desk crew was cutting his retirement cake they chipped in to buy from the local Jewels, he was very proud to have never tarnished his star. That simple statement said it all. Same here, I never tarnished the star.
Now I can slide off into retirement and look for that 56 Chevy I have always wanted to get so I can tinker around and get in good shape and go to a drive in and stuff like that.
And I sleep very well at night, very well indeed.
7/15/2012 04:19:00 PM
I am in that club too Sir. Not yet retired, got about 8 years to go. I have tons of respect for officers just like you who are honorable people and honorable officers. The bad apples on this job have got to go. The next generation of this apartment should be only about the honorable officers who truly serve. That is 90% of this department.
They'd have better luck finding him if he were on bottles of red pop and bags of flamin' hots.
Missing?
Shit....do we want that stroke back?
The whole family is screwed up and screws up everything it touches.
triple J's just having a bad case of the twizzles, just ax him
some people confuse the twizzles with the vapors
mostly only a momma can get the vapors BUT sometimes, especially facing a pending indictment, you can fall out with both of them
I think they call that a conundrum of major importance OR
an egregious affliction of major porportions
:)
Bush discombobulated tripple J.
I know they use death rays, it's a conspiracy by white pilgrims.
Always landing their boats on other peoples turffs.
bud lite
nuttier than fruitcake
softer than puppy shit
chip off the jester's block
they are all goofs
if I could do photo shop:
I'd put him on a kool aid pack along side a bottle of mogan david wine
shake and bake junior
be sure to color his gums purple!
"Better luck putting his picture on a Budweiser can."
--7/15/2012 04:58:00 AM
"AnYonE iS Seen EDDIE DIMBLE derange BUM down by the TrAcKs Please CalL 1-800-BUST-OUT."
>harf<
>stagger<
HOW DRY I AM. AAAAAY! F__K YOU!
>urp<
Like the picture, but shouldn't that be a chocolate milk carton? Would hate to have Jackass Sr call off the search for Jackass Jr to organize a protest for failing to give chocolate milk equal time as white milk. Just saying..
7/15/2012 10:20:00 PM
that's pretty fucking retarded, but still funny.....
7/16/2012 12:55:00 AM
No, it's pretty fucking stupid. Please stop
always having their mama speaking for them.
I think JJJ needs a spiritual intervention from JJ senior, the gig is finally up Jackson's , you had a good run starting with the false statement JJ senior that you were on the balcony when Dr King was killed but your no longer the man in Chicago ,,looks like the President has taken over that role.
Anonymous said...
I used to think that I was unlucky to have been a mere police officer my whole career. But in reality it is the best thing that could have happened. I never had to sell my soul to anyone. I can walk away from this place with my head held high. Never as much as one sustained CR, no suspension days, no lost lawsuits, no recurring nightmares.
All in all, I did all right. And I remember something an old timer said as the desk crew was cutting his retirement cake they chipped in to buy from the local Jewels, he was very proud to have never tarnished his star. That simple statement said it all. Same here, I never tarnished the star.
Now I can slide off into retirement and look for that 56 Chevy I have always wanted to get so I can tinker around and get in good shape and go to a drive in and stuff like that.
And I sleep very well at night, very well indeed.
7/15/2012 04:19:00 PM
I am in that club too Sir. Not yet retired, got about 8 years to go. I have tons of respect for officers just like you who are honorable people and honorable officers. The bad apples on this job have got to go. The next generation of this apartment should be only about the honorable officers who truly serve. That is 90% of this department.
7/16/2012 11:54:00 AM
I had a partner who once got into a pissing match with a lieutenant. The Lt. was screaming at the then-detective, "Do you know what your problem is?" the Det was asked. "All you want to do is come to work, do your job and go home." That about covered it my old partner countered. He was soon a former detective, back in the days when they dumped detectives regularly.
Go to work, do your job and go home. No problem.
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