Sunday, December 23, 2012

Do or Die

Da Bears are actually favored by 5.5 or so points.  After last week, we'd never pick them again.  They seem lacking in heart.  That, and they put their playoff fate in the hands of too many other teams.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do or die? Lovie is just walking around the mission on canal street with a bear fur draped over him. Talking to himself and selling lose cigarettes. Just put the season out of its misery.

12/23/2012 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lacking in heart and leadership

12/23/2012 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the Bears!

12/23/2012 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lacking a quarterback, runningback, offense, defence, etc. etc. Bears are dust.

12/23/2012 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fire the lovechild now, he wont beat week anyways

12/23/2012 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Bears Guy said...

I'd like to see a total rebuild just like with the Cubs. They need to weed out the culture of losing and mediocrity.

Phil Emory had the current coaching staff shoved down his throat FOR ONE SEASON. Lovie Smith has crumbled for the second December in a row. Let Emory do what he was HIRED to do... build a winning team.
Lovie Smith? GONE
Mike Tice? GONE

The only players worth keeping are Cutler, Marshall, Forte, Tillman, Jennings and maybe McClellin and Jeffrey with their reasonable rookie contracts and potential to be good, productive players.

Anybody else is replaceable, particularly if they play on the O-line. It'll take a couple years... Old timers will need to be replaced. The best years are past for Urlacher, Peppers, Briggs, Tillman, Idonije, Hester and more.

Beating the Packers must, again, become a measuring stick for this franchise.

Go ahead, Phil... Blow it up!

12/23/2012 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovie may be a nice guy, but he seems lost on the sidelines maybe wondering what quarter it is.

And......nice guys don't win ballgames.

12/23/2012 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Bad coaching.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/23/2012 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Abe Gibron Virgil Carter.

12/23/2012 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bye bye a.j.--- we will miss your competitive spirit--- the only one left from the world series champs is paulie--- how about a rap demolition night, oh steve dahl where are you....

12/23/2012 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately against the spread I'm going with the Cards. The Bears may win but I don't think by 5.5. Ill say Bears by 3.

Sal Monella

12/23/2012 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger hemorrhoid said...

SCC: A question. How come my posts always have the "shit can" icon on them? You know, so that my post can be deleted. I never see the icon on other posts.

I'm developing an exaggerated uneasiness about it. I guess in psychoanalysis the uneasiness is referred to as a "complex." My "complex" is not a fear or a phobia; I'm too old to fear anything.

I know I'm a hemorrhoid. But really, a "shit can" icon? If this put a smile on your face, it's worth it! Thank you!

12/23/2012 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yea? Just wait till next year, and the year after, then after that....

12/23/2012 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lacking heart and leadership just like this city and department. Who fucking cares?

12/23/2012 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so afraid of Arizona, more afraid of the Lions with their dirty players.

12/23/2012 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Retired in AZ said...

The Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.


He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.


Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.


"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

12/23/2012 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I heard about Lovie and then a measuring stick and I started getting a case of the vapors.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/27/2012 08:01:00 AM  

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