Thursday, December 20, 2012

Reason #574 Not to Ride the CTA

  • A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement.

    “He had a sock full of his poop on me,” said the 21-year-old college student. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”

    She said she screamed and tried to follow him, along with another witness, but the attacker escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.
That would pretty much ruin your day, week and year.

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72 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poo flingin' monkeys....

12/20/2012 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to our welcome city.

12/20/2012 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cmdr Jarmusz will have this all straightened out in no time, NOT. This moosh doesn't understand he was dumped because of the murder rate in the 9th district. He has to be suffering from demtentia. He also has no idea about our contract or how the unit operates. He will learn like so many before him. Failure is where your bar should be set, so you can meet your expectations.

12/20/2012 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When was the last time the Robbery Team over at mass transit made a felony arrest. Actually when have they ever made an arrest after 10pm?

12/20/2012 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preserve the feces for DNA analysis. Determine if it is human feces. Frankly, I suspect that it canine and feline feces from multiple donors.

12/20/2012 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

talk about a shitty time on the cta!

12/20/2012 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, the North American savage. What would we do without them?

12/20/2012 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reason #575 a girl got raped today when she was followed off the redline train in rogers park.

reason #576,scummy people's boogers, mucus, fecal mater and other nastys during this germ season.

12/20/2012 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Son of CPD said...

Makes for a shitty day. You can also catch this act at any zoo where they house monkeys.

12/20/2012 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My old partner went to mass transit about a year ago. He told me if you are a worker you're an outcast over there.

12/20/2012 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the cta should start handing out squeegees to it's riders....

12/20/2012 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why in God's name would you follow him after that? I'd be breaking the head off the nearest fire hydrant!

12/20/2012 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MISTAKE #1:
The woman, who came to Oak Park six weeks ago to live with a family and provide in-home child care,...

MISTAKE#2:
“The guy got on with me at [the] Oak Park [station],” the victim said, requesting anonymity. “I wasn’t really paying attention.”

MISTAKE #3:
She sat down and started texting on her phone.

MISTAKE #4:
She said she screamed and tried to follow him, along with another witness, but the attacker escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.

TIME TO MOVE BACK TO WINNETKA WITH YOUR PARENTS:
“It was like the biggest degradation I’ve ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me,” she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

HOW DID THIS SNEAK INTO THE STORY?:
The woman, who said she has a copy of a photo of her assailant taken by a CTA security camera, described her assailant as a black man no older than mid-20s, average build, with facial hair above the mouth and on the chin. She said he wore a hooded sweatshirt and ball cap that partly obscured his face.

WELCOME TO CHICAGO, WHERE EVERYTHING IS FINE AND EVERYONE IS SAFE:
She expressed utter disgust and outrage.

......unfortunately, she'll be the first one saying this poor man was a victim of society's ills.

SERIOUSLY?:
“The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with,” she said. She managed to find some newspapers before paramedics arrived. The paramedics gave her towels and water.

......You weren't wearing a coat or a shirt? I would have wiped my face on the grass if I had to.

And while icky, you've got to admit you have to stifle a laugh while reading this.

12/20/2012 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, commie quinn, for closing all those mental health facillities.
Dumb asshole !

12/20/2012 03:21:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

"“He had a sock full of his poop on me,”

This is definitle an "Oh my God" moment.

I heard a lot of stories, but I've never heard anything near this one. What will our criminals think of next?

12/20/2012 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

In the 1980s and 1990s, I rode the Lake Street El/Green Line without fear and problems. Today, I wouldn't even dream about riding it.

12/20/2012 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That should, but probably won't, result in assault and battery charges, and bio-terrorism charges.

12/20/2012 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So....who just happens to have a sock full of poo to hit someone with? Outlawing socks is the only answer!

12/20/2012 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's shitty!

12/20/2012 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Cta is nothing more than a revolving homless shelter. Its very dangerous.

In the ghetto neighboorhoods the security officers usually let people ride for free by jumping the turnstiles.. I've seen this happen many times. How do you think the wilding trash gets downtown?

Your much safer riding an electric bicycle like I do.

12/20/2012 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Pvt Snowball said...

Gross, but it hurts less than a sock with a bar of soap. -Pvt Pyle

12/20/2012 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Easy pickins said...

Has happened everyday, every week all year long. Robberies and Batteries for years and years. The Oak Park people are sheep and plucked on everyday as the train goes through 011and 015. Most of the time the offenders are kids because its so easy.

12/20/2012 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Oak Parker received an invaluable lesson in sociology, and a more deeper understanding of primitive cultures found on the West Side of Chicago. I'll bet property values in Edison Park and surrounding areas just creeped up a little higher as this gal is probably saying "sayonara" to Oak Park!

West Side Sergeant

12/20/2012 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to ban socks full of dump!

Its for the kids...

12/20/2012 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit sock!!

12/20/2012 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was not an M1 but an M6 named Hoo Flung Poo.

12/20/2012 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the red line ass butter, the stuff that is an in between of solid and liquid.

12/20/2012 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we didn't have so much dog asses on Mass Transit Unit this would less likely happen everyone is on KMA club well well majority of which were never the police in their life but bad talk each other and their bosses!Oh so and so was never the police, ! Well fellow I have news for you if you have time to say that then your not the police now! nor ever was.. wow welcome to C.P.D .And you wonder why the city is going to shit literally!

12/20/2012 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story is all over the internet. I hope the Rahmster isn't counting that tourist revenue yet.

12/20/2012 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hate crime?

12/20/2012 08:37:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

After a thorough cleansing with every disinfectant known to man, she can stop by the SpankDaddy Academy for a compimentarty session.

12/20/2012 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous 38 and Gone said...

04:11:00

You must have been smoking some good stuff in the 80s and 90s. I wouldn't have ridden any el train without a gun and preferably with an armed partner.

12/20/2012 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous SurvivalAndProsperity.com said...

Sounds like Homey D. Clown from In Living Color is sporting a new sock.

12/20/2012 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So thats what Homie the clown had in that sock he bashed over peoples heads!!

12/20/2012 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brings a new meaning to the term "shit birds"

12/20/2012 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have said this for a long time, instead of elections in crook county the candidates should be placed in a boxing ring each armed with a sock full of shit, and winner takes all.

12/20/2012 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the big deal? some people pay alot of money for that!

12/20/2012 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 5 am blogger. You had to stifle a laugh ?This story amuses you? Do you have a wife or daughter? Do you have sisters or a Mom? You're a total idiot . Total. You make me sick.

12/20/2012 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she wasn't before, I bet she is now a republican!

12/20/2012 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous mark t. said...

But how does she know it was his feces? Coulda been anyone's.

12/20/2012 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh the smell of poop in the morning.

12/20/2012 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How was this not a hate crime??

More and more were seeing black on white crime in chicago.. why is no one talking about this??

If a white guy did this to a black woman it would be national news and marching by the store front reverends!

12/20/2012 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Porta-BAFF-ROOM

Dudes new invention

All you need is:

1 sock

Any public place and...

some yuppie to dispose of it!

Sayin'

12/20/2012 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A mass transit robbery team ???? bawahahahaha bawahahaha, stop you're killing me. Take my wife please....hahahaha

12/20/2012 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit happens!

12/20/2012 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet this broad was shitfaced.

12/20/2012 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5% of the population make taking the CTA unbearable.

12/20/2012 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone got a serving of browneye pie.

12/20/2012 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what I call getting shit on!

12/20/2012 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sh!t happens...

12/20/2012 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The case report should read...
"A #1 assaults with some #2"

Now ain't dat' a sock o' shit!

12/20/2012 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...you've got to admit you have to stifle a laugh while reading this."

12/20/2012 03:05:00 AM


I agree wholeheartedly.

YOU -- not some lady over there, but YOU -- should have shit smeared all over you.

12/20/2012 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin animals!

12/20/2012 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we call that an "A.T.M" the hard way... hahahahhahhahahah

12/20/2012 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely fuckin' disgusting!!! Think of the bio-hazard!!! You don't know what communicable shit this guy has...AIDS, Hep-B etc. Sounds like great bodily harm to me...I would have unloaded a 12 rounder on this POS for sure. No jury would ever think of convicting you. Ya fuckin' snapped at the sheer disgusting aspect of it.

12/20/2012 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same shit just another day.

12/20/2012 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody clocked with a sock full of shit?

...Stand By. Sock full of piss en route.

Sounds like a SCC prediction come true.

12/20/2012 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! 11:43 AM!

Get off the cop blog and teach your women-folk how to pay attention when they're out and about!

THIS should happen more often until people stop foundling their phones pretending to be so absorbed in what they're doing.

Life is dangerous... Not paying attention CAN get you hurt.

She got off easy... It could have been something very different.

Now if only the idiots who wander out into traffic while texting could be dealt with.

Walking and chewing gum probably IS a serious challenge...

*HOOOOONNNK!*
Hey! Get your nose outta the damn phone and watch where you're going!

"Waaahhh! I'm a pedestrian! I have the right of way!"

12/20/2012 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
maybe the cta should start handing out squeegees to it's riders....

12/20/2012 02:13:00 AM

More like hazmat suits.

12/20/2012 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sound like a Shitty time,If that happened to me It would of been Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

12/20/2012 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sock monkey

12/20/2012 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't call the el the "electric sewer" for nuthin'.

12/20/2012 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would have been even more funny had it happen on the "Brown Line"

12/21/2012 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside Outside "Do Something" said...

Phil Schitz here said...
"“He had a sock full of his poop on me,”

This is definitle an "Oh my God" moment.

I heard a lot of stories, but I've never heard anything near this one. What will our criminals think of next?

12/20/2012 04:11:00 AM

___________________________________

This isnt something we havent heard of. Remeber Kennedy High School a few years back? It was on the news.....A male black students shit in a bag a attepted to smear it on a male white student in the auditorium. A bunch of teachers had this savages feces all over them trying to stop his attack on the white kid. Maybe it was the same offender all growed up. The offender, from the Leclaire Courts with a free ride, probably spending much of his time using up jail space (voting democrat). The victim, a talented musician with a college degree he paid for and a job(need I say it?). Im sure the offenders mama got herself extra "crazy checks" for all her babies, and never took him once for help....

12/21/2012 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the poopee wasn't a CCW holder. Could have placed a .45ACP response in the pooper's pumpkin.

12/21/2012 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would have been even more funny had it happen [sic] on the "Brown Line"

12/21/2012 12:29:00 AM


I agree. People should smear shit on you.

12/21/2012 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a new concept; it's been around for quite a while it even has a name for it,it's called a 'wet carl'

12/21/2012 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pop goes the weasel?

Whap goes the shit-sock?

12/21/2012 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How was this not a hate crime??

More and more were seeing black on white crime in chicago.. why is no one talking about this??

If a white guy did this to a black woman it would be national news and marching by the store front reverends!

Because this behavior is barely surprising. We expect it.

12/21/2012 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Life is dangerous... Not paying attention CAN get you hurt.

"She got off easy... It could have been something very different."

12/20/2012 05:59:00 PM


Yes sir. By God, that'll teach your wife or daughter.

12/21/2012 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she got it wrong all wrong. That was a non traditional greeting that's rarely used these days a sort of unofficial welcome to Chicago nothing to see here.

12/22/2012 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would all end if we had a hug-a-thug day all they need is a show of unconditional love.........

12/22/2012 09:15:00 AM  

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