Sunday, December 23, 2012

You're Doing it Wrong

  • Chicago’s top cop says he wants to talk with federal authorities about security at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in the wake of this week’s dramatic escape from the downtown facility.

    Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy says maximum security federal prisons are not unusual in downtown areas in big cities, but escapes like the daring one this week at the Metropolitan Correctional Center are rare and he is concerned.

    “I am not so familiar with what goes on there, I am going to make myself,” said McCarthy.
Opportunistic for sure.  Part of a planned move to distract from the approaching 500th homicide and anything else that's brewing in the background.

Maybe McNumberCruncher can tell the feds how they're not using the prison guards they have efficiently, that they need to put them where the escapes are going to be via the new PrisonStat program developed by New York, and that they should tell the public not to worry - they'll hire more prison guards once they're sure that they are getting the most out of each one already on the payroll.

And pay no attention to those other 4 guys shimmying down the drainpipe.  They aren't escaping, they're creative relocating their physical presence to alternate addresses to decrease the increase of the MCC population.

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105 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking stroke

12/23/2012 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is a complete clown. I'm sure the feds will really entertain this nonsense.

12/23/2012 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not really big on the prison industry either kill them or let them go, stop playing mommy.

12/23/2012 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is One C R A Z Y Town this Chicago Is...

Cast of characters inside and outside the prisons...

12/23/2012 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.jibjab.com/view/4bmrLxfkTLC8--9AdmP1fA?utm_campaign=URL+Copy&utm_medium=Share&utm_source=JibJab&cmpid=jj_url

12/23/2012 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone have a current homicide total?

12/23/2012 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember this stat.......

If we finish the 2012 calendar year with at least 503 homicides, then the City of Chicago will be at a 10 YEAR HIGH for murders.

2008 had 502 homicides. Just one additional murder puts us at the ten year homicide high.

Just in case you were were wondering if the City of Chicago could beat an 11 year old murder record or even longer, there were approximately 540 murders 11 years ago so beating any murder record over ten years seems unlikely, but I think we can do better and beat it next year if we really try and stay committed! Together We Can!

12/23/2012 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Garry is in way over his head.

The clock is ticking.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Charles Williams is the next Sup.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



lol...

Everyone knows that more prison guards are not the answer. Especially if they have guns. Because the guns would make the prisons unsafe.

More camera's now that's another story!

12/23/2012 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If McNumbnuts walks in anywhere...

tries to do anything....

makes any statement..

changes anything no matter what...

...it is going to be a fuc&ing disaster.

He is fooling less and less of the public everyday and the few cops who kissed up to him at NATO realize what a danger he is to the cops on the streets and the city.

We are the ones doing the bleeding and paying the bills.

Thank God for the few bosses who still take care of the troops and protect them from the likes of him and his minions.

12/23/2012 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dick. That's all.

12/23/2012 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT BREAKING NEWS: shots fired at Chuck E. Cheese in Oak Lawn. unconfirmed preliminary reports coming in to the newsroom that they ran out of red pop and pump cheese........ stay tuned to bullshit 6 for the latest. woop woop.

12/23/2012 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay in your lane, Garry.

12/23/2012 01:51:00 AM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

"Chicago’s top cop says he wants to talk with federal authorities about security..."

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Hey McGraspin'AtStraws, why don't you clean up your own backyard first? No, no...I'm not talking about the domestic issues back home. I'm talking about security issues right under your schnoz.

You know, pesky little things like districts with wide open lobby/desk areas - places where crazies have been documented entering with firearms.

Ditto the packs of mangy, rabid homeless that migrate South(side) and West(side) for the winter and call various police lobbies home until the big spring thaw.

Or police parking lots accessible to every swinging dick with ill intentions. Thor Soderberg ring a bell, jackass?

Then there are other facets of "security" regarding our own. Anemic manpower numbers in areas called home by CPD while the unappreciative dregs and non-contributors - who don't want the police around anyway - get hundreds of extra officers daily. This doesn't include the time-and-a-half OT initiative that Narcotics has access to every weekend to do bullshit buy-busts in districts where the Pretend Pastors, Pfhony Pfathers and other imitation men of the cloth bark the loudest.

Meanwhile, the jagoffs are taking note and relocating to where the police ain't. Burglaries, robberies and all the nice things that accompany them are skyrocketing in 008, 022 and 016, but we're lucky to see a car every other day on certain beats. Hell, an ODPO gets shot during a robbery attempt and the best McPanderer has is: “We’re going to catch the guy, that’s the message. We’re going to hold him accountable, and we’re going to find him.” Really???? Duuuhhhhhhhhh. Should I hold my breath for the announcement of "Operation Obliteration" of the latin kings? Hows about a hundred VRI coppers hit the streets in Beverly and Mount Greenwood for a month or two?

“I am not so familiar with what goes on there, I am going to make myself,” said McCarthy.

The only thing you're [intimately] familiar with is Rahm's ass, Garry. Pull your head out occasionally and familiarize yourself with goings-on in the jurisdiction that cuts you those fat checks on the 1st and 16th.

12/23/2012 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This asshat has got some balls. He wants to talk about ways to decrease this recent increase in prisoner escapes.

12/23/2012 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc, $180,00 for ann XO per year? Is this correct per W2? We should start a tread about their various uselessness or usefulness.

12/23/2012 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I were the Feds I'd give him a polite "go fuck yourself".
What a goof.

12/23/2012 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


there is a point where farce becomes insanity.

that point was passed some time ago.

what we have here is, failure to eliminate.





Chalkie

12/23/2012 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we got 'em shimmying up the drainpipes all over Chicago like never before thanks to McShuffle and his idea-man compadre of a mayor. no worries, Cheech and Chong at the helm. I'm sure the Feds appreciate comedic relief just like the rest of us.

12/23/2012 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. 15th District

I was at the academy and got a chance to talk to a professor from Northwestern Law School. The same jag offs that are involved in the Medill Innocence Project are going to target police officers who work in the 15th district who have multiple cr#'s. Now please tell me in the ghetto the only officers who get cr#'s are the aggressive officers. While the one's who only respond to their jobs and do reports don't get cr#'s because they don't step on anyone's toes.

12/23/2012 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldnt McBushmills lesson in this be, less bodies mean less effectiveness? How is this lost on him? And we complained about Weis being out of touch...

12/23/2012 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McPilgrim will do anything to get his gob on TV or his New York Drawl on the radio what a handjob

12/23/2012 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry because the increase in escapes is already decreasing. In fact, we are having the lowest incident of escapes in over 60 years! There is no need to hire guards since not all of the guards now employed are being utilized properly.

And next week, the chief US Marshal will appear along with Rev. Wright and Father Pfleger in Garry McHolyJesus's Hand Clapping Toe Tapping Amen Mother Fucker Three Man Tambourine Band and Horseshit Slinging Society.

12/23/2012 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If I were the Feds I'd give him a polite "go fuck yourself".
What a goof.

12/23/2012 03:01:00 AM


Remember that congressman from Georgia who was speaking to a 4 star general on the joint chiefs telling him his concern that Guam would capsize if 8,000 US Marines and all their gear and equipment were to go to the island?

The 4 star didn't miss a beat or bust out laughing but answered in all seriousness that they had taken that possibility under consideration and they didn't think there was any danger of Guam capsizing.

That is how they should respond to Supt. McCarthy. Like he is a pathetic demented uncle talking out of his ass while someone comes up to wipe the drool off his chin.

12/23/2012 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I bet Charles Williams is the next Sup.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM


Adrian Schoolcraft for superintendant of the Chicago Police Department.

12/23/2012 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And pay no attention to those other 4 guys shimmying down the drainpipe. They aren't escaping, they're creative relocating their physical presence to alternate addresses to decrease the increase of the MCC population.

Thanks SCC for the laugh. It's funnier because it's so true!

12/23/2012 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bet Charles Williams is the next Sup.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM

why? well liked at S & San

12/23/2012 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they will hire him. We did.

12/23/2012 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I am sure the feds got a good laugh out of this one.

Now, Kees me you fool!!!!

12/23/2012 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in: Leo has been promoted to Supintendent!!!!

He will however have to stay in the friendly confines of the 007th District. He has been promoted to Superintendent of Police of the 007th District. His pay, and therefore his pension, will be increased. His duties will not.

He will also be allowed to add those yellow upside down hairbrushes to the shoulders of his uniform and start a second section of ribbons down his back.

12/23/2012 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kakistocracy of the USA

kakistocracy (plural kakistocracies)

Government under the control of a nation's worst or least-qualified citizens.

It is a CYA brainwashing attempt to lay blame for the MCC escape on understafing.

Lets see the facts on the MCC guard staffing and what we are paying for it.

As posted in previous threads, it must have taken weeks for the two prisioners to cut that wall section out, aquire the tool/s to do it, dispose of the debris and accumulate all those bed sheets (and the dental floss I've heard they evidently used to bond the sheets together).

The fact that all that could go on un-detected over that period of time indicates the problem is far bigger then supposed "understaffing".

The FBI quickly caught the one escapee. But, let's be honest. The guy made it easy for them.

OT Rahm is revisiting the privitization of Midway.

Decades long mismanagement on the part of Chicago Democrats and inflated construction & labor costs have made it impossible for the city to run Midway profitably.

Yet, these clowns cut from the same cloth, Rahm & Obama, expect us to believe they can manage and reduce the cost of our healthcare by government management?

Cook County publicly funded construction debt & pension liability is so large it is tantamount to being an hours acent under water with thirty minutes of air.

Yeah, they're going to manage our healthcare alright - right in to the ground.

-not a cop

12/23/2012 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Director, US BOP said...

On behalf of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, we want to express our deepest gratitude to the venerable Garry McCarthy for his unsolicited criticism of our security practices. Supt. McCarthy is the nation's foremost expert on prison security. We are truly blessed for his input.

Sarcastically yours,

s/Charles E. Samuels Jr.
Director
Federal Bureau of Prisons

P.S.: McCarthy. Perhaps you should mind your own FUBAR business and shut the fuck up, you arrogant obnoxious asshole.

12/23/2012 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Part of his new CPD exit interview strategy?

12/23/2012 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was in charge of the MCC, I'd invite him. I would be attentive to all of his grandiose suggestions,nod politely in agreement, then show him the door and laugh my ass off with all of my co-workers at his ridiculous ego. It would be water-cooler fodder for a week, at least. I would also ask him to try and fit his giant, swollen head out one of those tiny MCC windows, preferably as he was doing time for posing as a police officer.

12/23/2012 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe gmac should try arresting someone and putting them in the mcc before figuring out what goes on there....

12/23/2012 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry Hiram Grau will come save us all soon. Garry will be gone. Hiram will continue the good ole boy network, he's a good kiss ass too. Not much will change with little Napoleon. I've always wanted to know what it was like to work for Willy Wonka, soon we'll have our own 4'10 Oompa Loompa running things!

12/23/2012 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how many others caught it, but nice use of the Kurt Russel and Adam Baldwin line from Backdraft as the title of this post.

12/23/2012 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has this man, and I use the term loosely, have no shame?
He's f**led up the CPD and now he wants to try his hand with the Fed's.
' Yo, G-men, tell McKissAss to GF himself.

12/23/2012 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous The Bear said...

Anonymous said...

Garry is in way over his head.

That is because he has his head up either his or tiny dancers ass.

12/23/2012 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You can thank Alphonso "have another koolaid" wysinger for this current cracking down on name tags and stars. Because if you aren't wearing one, you must be up to no good.

12/21/2012 09:54:00 PM

So, wear the proper uniform items and it's a non-issue. You're seriously bitching because someone wants you to wear your name tag and star???

12/22/2012 05:53:00 PM

I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For God's sake, there hasn't been an escape there in 30 years so they must be doing something right! McMichelob should be more worried about dangerous felons being escorted out of our prison doors by the hand by our governor, only to reoffend within hours or day of their release.

Totally agree he's trying to make himself look like an expert on everything--school safety, gun safety, gang activity, crime stats, deployment strategies, and on and on.....yet our murder rate is the highest in the country, and our clearance rate is abysmal. Also, despite what he says about overall crime being down, I call bullshit.

McMichelob said robbery det's would only get 150 cases a year, and burglary det's no more than 250. Try doubling those numbers and then add some more. Bullshit.

Totally agree it's a "look over here, not over there" opportunistic strategy.

12/23/2012 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big group of recruits to start. will have to wait till 9.5 gets back from vietnam. wants to announce it so it coincides with obama's pledge to address gun crimes. gonna be two watches at academy days and afternoons. Staffing being addressed by hq.
Howard has a week to get dicks set up and then get schedule ready for recruits. No more sgt classes, list is gonna be closed.
Obama wants to look like he is doing something since fiscal issues are at stand still. DOJ money will appear to hire more police.

12/23/2012 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I were the McChief of The McMCC, I'd put a McGuard at every McWindow opening.
Yours truly,
The McWhiz of McMirrors.

12/23/2012 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out the McCarthy interview with Craig "Softball" Dellimore which will be rebroadcasted at WBBM-AM 780 radio tonight at 9:30 PM. Dellimore could interview Hitler, Stalin or Idi Amin and leave you with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Like McDoofus, Dellimore is a complete tool for City Hall.

McDoofus speaks of the CPD "meritocracy" (no more "clout"; it's all legit), concealed carry, how the BOP should stop escapes from the MCC, how the "code of silence" is the blueshirts' fault and other bullshit. While he quotes his "friend" Father Pfleger, he made no mention about those damn "pilgrims".

12/23/2012 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is probably trying for the Federal Marshal job when they boot him in January. He will recomend that they hire CeaseFire now that they have cleaned up crime in Chicago

12/23/2012 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he cannot manage the Department he has and is no place to advise anyone on anything.

12/23/2012 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is the most obnoxious douchebag I have ever seen in my life. Who the fuck is he to talk to the Feds about security at their facility ??? This guy continues to fuck everything up that he touches. My Christmas wish would be for this carpetbagger to leave this city once and for all. P.S. Gerry ,please take the tiny dancer with you.

12/23/2012 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This McCarthy is making J-Fled look good. I thought that would be hard to do. Two diffrent book ends, also have the Mayor Pinnocchio and let's, not forget Anita, Pinnocchio sister.

12/23/2012 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure that he is not familiar with what goes on at Hostess, but he didn't stick his nose in that company to find out what goes on there.

12/23/2012 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would they even allow this IDIOT into their facility?

(I meant: As an observer)

12/23/2012 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Maximo said...

12:17-

Like the jibjab video!

12/23/2012 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
I bet Charles Williams is the next Sup.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM"

I swear to God a lot of Chicago Cops said when Jody Weis got here, at least it wasn't Charlie Williams.

Williams would be the as bad or worse as Weis and McNumbnuts.

Maybe I shouldn't say that, it might give the Rahmster ideas.

12/23/2012 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT BREAKING NEWS: shots fired at Chuck E. Cheese in Oak Lawn. unconfirmed preliminary reports coming in to the newsroom that they ran out of red pop and pump cheese........ stay tuned to bullshit 6 for the latest. woop woop.

12/23/2012 01:35:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh!

12/23/2012 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the Feds want to talk to McBirdbrain ???
They have plenty of their own Personnel to supply them with stupid ideas.

12/23/2012 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inside job? Help from somebody for that couple hundred thousand that's still missing?

12/23/2012 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
"Chicago’s top cop says he wants to talk with federal authorities about security..."

----------

Hey McGraspin'AtStraws, why don't you clean up your own backyard first? No, no...I'm not talking about the domestic issues back home. I'm talking about security issues right under your schnoz.

You know, pesky little things like districts with wide open lobby/desk areas - places where crazies have been documented entering with firearms.

Ditto the packs of mangy, rabid homeless that migrate South(side) and West(side) for the winter and call various police lobbies home until the big spring thaw.

Or police parking lots accessible to every swinging dick with ill intentions. Thor Soderberg ring a bell, jackass?

Then there are other facets of "security" regarding our own. Anemic manpower numbers in areas called home by CPD while the unappreciative dregs and non-contributors - who don't want the police around anyway - get hundreds of extra officers daily. This doesn't include the time-and-a-half OT initiative that Narcotics has access to every weekend to do bullshit buy-busts in districts where the Pretend Pastors, Pfhony Pfathers and other imitation men of the cloth bark the loudest.

Meanwhile, the jagoffs are taking note and relocating to where the police ain't. Burglaries, robberies and all the nice things that accompany them are skyrocketing in 008, 022 and 016, but we're lucky to see a car every other day on certain beats. Hell, an ODPO gets shot during a robbery attempt and the best McPanderer has is: “We’re going to catch the guy, that’s the message. We’re going to hold him accountable, and we’re going to find him.” Really???? Duuuhhhhhhhhh. Should I hold my breath for the announcement of "Operation Obliteration" of the latin kings? Hows about a hundred VRI coppers hit the streets in Beverly and Mount Greenwood for a month or two?

“I am not so familiar with what goes on there, I am going to make myself,” said McCarthy.

The only thing you're [intimately] familiar with is Rahm's ass, Garry. Pull your head out occasionally and familiarize yourself with goings-on in the jurisdiction that cuts you those fat checks on the 1st and 16th.

12/23/2012 02:22:00 AM


Fuckin' SPOT ON!!!!!

12/23/2012 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Garry but it might be better if you learned a little bit more about the City of Chicago and worked on making it safe. One more thing, try working on making your stations safe.

12/23/2012 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enter from the north. Exit from the south you moron!

12/23/2012 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

An arrogant, self-absorbed powertool...

Funny how nobody mentions the feds sniffing behind this stroke everywhere he's been.

Some of his subordinates/staff left standing at NYPD and Newark PD have been "whistled in" by the Feds for a little chat over the last few years.

Heh... Maybe McSTFU's grand federal blanket party will get bumped-up because he doesn't have brains enough to keep his tongue in check.

Is there ANYBODY whose nerves this Compstat in a sock wielding ass-clown doesn't get on?

"Crime is down!"

*WHAP! Goes The Shit-Sock*

12/23/2012 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine what the Feds really think of this goof?

Can you imagine the level of contempt they hold for him that they have to bite their tongues.

We didn't get the G-8 Conference Thank God. We didn't get it because Rahm and the McGeneralissimo could lie to the citizens, to the press but they could not lie to the Feds.

12/23/2012 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look no further than your all civilianized lockups for the next prisoner that goes missing. And you're going to tell the feds how to do it?

12/23/2012 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""Just remember this stat.......
If we finish the 2012 calendar year with at least 503 homicides, then the City of Chicago will be at a 10 YEAR HIGH for murders.""

Sheeeeiiiiiit -- Damn, and I was so looking forward to my crime reduction ribbon for 2012, and looking more and more like a 3rd world country general for doing absolutely nothing.

BTW--Happened to be surfing my department awards. Seems we didn't get a ribbon for NATO because - get this - we ALL have a complimentary letter in our file from the mayor! It's the same one that was sent to everyone's dept. e-mail. Bet you didn't even know!

12/23/2012 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy really is arrogant. He couldn't even run Newark P.D. and is in way over his head here in Chicago. And for those of you who didnt know, especially the media who trolls this site, McCarthy is the highest paid city employee. Yes that's right. He make more than even the mayor. McCarthy is at 260K a year while Rahm is at 220K a year. Time to go Garry.

12/23/2012 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More breaking news: The Editors of Time magazine, in order to save their sinking magazine, has pushed President Obama off of the cover as "Man of the Year". Leo has now been named the "Real Man of the Year".

This will not cost our pension anything, and he will still single handedly save the 007th District. So don't panic.

12/23/2012 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM

Good point. Especially now in the internet age. Not to mention if the wrong person is targeted as you.

12/23/2012 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love that new JibJab!

12/23/2012 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - will someone tell LT Sears from 006 to concentrate on tending to her cats, and leave the working police alone. She is a power hungry goof that gets ZERO respect and is ruining 1st watch. Hey LT - acting like an asshole does not make us work any harder. You continue to prove day after day that you do not deserve your spot. Will someone please move her into an office at HQ somewhere so that she doesn't get anyone hurt with her asinine personnel moves?

12/23/2012 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dimwitted bullshit artist...

12/23/2012 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McJersey Needs to Move on to Fed

the Other Gary Yes Schenkel Marine from OEMC be the next SUPT

12/23/2012 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody notice all the bed sheets go missin Never watched Cool Hand Luke'U put yoputr top sheet on the bottom sheet and replace the bottom sheet with the top sheet on on Sunday fail to do this or screw up the order Spend a Night in the Box

12/23/2012 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I luv the no ribbons on his uniform and that bid head and ego He screams Teterboro New Jersey

12/23/2012 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“I am not so familiar with what goes on there, I am going to make myself (pee),” said McCarthy.

12/23/2012 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Bye McStrokeoff.

12/23/2012 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie visited 015 last night.

12/23/2012 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He better eat what's on his own plate before worrying about what's in someone else's plate!

12/23/2012 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does garry have to do with prisons anyways? shouldn't Tommy Dart
be on the hot seat for this?
if i remember correctly we already
have feds helping us on the street
what's next National Guard?
Officer count and crime stats: Chicago Police Department shell games?
this little tidbit was found:
http://oururbantimes.com/news/officer-count-and-crime-stats-chicago-police-department-shell-games please look at the numbers in garry's graph
While repeated requests to McCarthy for employee counts were never given to elected officials, the public, the Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) or the press, he did state in his new hire announcement that he wants to maintain 12,500 sworn employees which include 9,600 officers.

12/23/2012 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the Jib Jab but could be so much better!

12/23/2012 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie visited 015 last night.

12/23/2012 05:42:00 PM



i had a booty call.

so sue me.





Chalkie

12/23/2012 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM




how about nicknames only?

12/23/2012 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, does anyone have the total homicide numbers as of 1930 on 23 Dec? How close are we???

12/23/2012 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Engine17. That Billy Baldwin.

12/23/2012 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This McCarthy is making J-Fled look good. NOT!!!!!!!!

12/23/2012 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudley Dooright,Come put a application in for Cpd Supt.No more Commander Mcbragg.

12/23/2012 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think he is looking for a job another job.

12/23/2012 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

12/23/2012 06:58:00 AM

"...Garry McHolyJesus's Hand Clapping Toe Tapping Amen Mother Fucker Three Man Tambourine Band and Horse Shit Slinging Society."

Maaaaannnn!

We GOTS to go see dat shit!

Are the current crop of exempts going to make up the valet service?
Uhhh... On second thought, we wouldn't trust them to valet one of those combo tricycle-rickshaw contraptions...

We'll pay the money for door to door drop-off & pick-up livery service...

Any of our fellow masters of disaster want in on this?

The mellow, well aged and ancient bottle of cask strength bourbon aka "corn squeezins" will move the evening right along.

Laughs when most normal men would sit down and cry...

The will and anger to keep on living when those in power want you most to just go away, curl up and die...

(Hiya Rahm!)

*We don't understand you guys. Why are you Chicago Cops so... So... Just, so...*

Heh... We're wrong because we choose not to be soft, wet-eyed, willfully weak and willingly lead down the primrose path by hollow, insecure in dividuals who excel in shit-assery and fuckery?

Not too long ago, such were correctly branded as traitors and made to stand on a scaffold or against a wall of sandbags.

We learned those lessons from the hard-eyed, level headed men who walked a hard path called life...

Certain truths regarding the true natures of certain men are as constant as the understood principles of simple mathematics.

A clink of the rock glass (neat... still water or Dr. Pepper on the side) to the hell-raisers, pointy question askers, ass-kickers & head-knockers, tooth looseners & eye-slappers (gets a muthafuckahs ATTENTION real quick like...)

*CLINK!*

Stay safe.

Remember Rule #24... USMC Rules of Gunfighting*

Merry Christmas to you all & GOD Bless...

*As wholly adopted and endorsed by CPD. Semper Fi!

12/23/2012 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine what the Feds really think of this goof?

Can you imagine the level of contempt they hold for him that they have to bite their tongues.

We didn't get the G-8 Conference Thank God. We didn't get it because Rahm and the McGeneralissimo could lie to the citizens, to the press but they could not lie to the Feds.

12/23/2012 03:00:00 PM

He IS their goof..just like the last one and the next one.
DOJ oversight, six year term.

12/23/2012 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mcg , no more clout on cpd
look at your command staff mcgoof
you dump them but they receive same pay , gold braid pension
mcgoof is drinking his own kool aid
looks like he trying to impress mayow bluumburg taht give me the job and i can be your puppet
mcgoof will lock up any one selling a 32 ounce soda pop but can't shut down illegal tamale vendors in chitcawgo
jajajajaja

12/23/2012 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You can thank Alphonso "have another koolaid" wysinger for this current cracking down on name tags and stars. Because if you aren't wearing one, you must be up to no good.

12/21/2012 09:54:00 PM

So, wear the proper uniform items and it's a non-issue. You're seriously bitching because someone wants you to wear your name tag and star???

12/22/2012 05:53:00 PM

I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM

It may be archaic, but it's our uniform. Work to change it. Lobby the FOP to take up the cause. Petition the City to see your point. But in the meantime, you're obligated to wear it.

12/23/2012 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the deputy of 007 can help

12/23/2012 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Rivera or Guiliermo from Jimmy Kimmel in the Jib Jab??

12/23/2012 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Big group of recruits to start. will have to wait till 9.5 gets back from vietnam. wants to announce it so it coincides with obama's pledge to address gun crimes. gonna be two watches at academy days and afternoons. Staffing being addressed by hq.
Howard has a week to get dicks set up and then get schedule ready for recruits. No more sgt classes, list is gonna be closed.
Obama wants to look like he is doing something since fiscal issues are at stand still. DOJ money will appear to hire more police.

12/23/2012 10:18:00 AM

if this rumor is true, then Howard will be on sucicide watch. Currently, every classroom at the academy is filled with recruits. Next, Howard will order tents or mobile classrooms.
The academy so fucked up now. Every day, classes go without a instructor being assigned. Mccarthy has no idea how fucked up it is. But the recruits look good and that says it all. Smoke and mirrors, folks.

12/23/2012 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM

Good point. Especially now in the internet age. Not to mention if the wrong person is targeted as you.

12/23/2012 04:43:00 PM<<<

(Different author) I have said this before (many times) get yourself a Post Office Box. Register your vehicles, your bills, phones, every damn thing you can to the box. It is a tax deduction and a safety measure for you and your family.

Stay Safe, let the bad guys throw a brick through the Post Office window if they think that's where you live.

12/23/2012 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see, Chan 7 has JFled, Maybe McFartass could be the security adviser at channel 50

12/23/2012 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mc goofball was on wbbm am tonight...telling bullshit stories again.

12/23/2012 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they can do seatbelt missions and get contact cards and lots n lots of event numbers!!

12/23/2012 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everytime I hear this "gentleman " speak, I want to scream. He is an ignorant, clueless individual who should just go away.

12/24/2012 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Charles Williams is the next Sup.

12/23/2012 12:30:00 AM

I say it's gonna be Mrs. Obama's relative, Mike Shields. Rammie has to take care of his old boss' family.

12/24/2012 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM




how about nicknames only?

12/23/2012 07:24:00 PM

How about wearing your real name tag at roll call, then putting on a fake one later, something like McWilly, or McBender, or McMick?

12/24/2012 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
>>>Anonymous said...
I have said this before, the name tag is archaic. I have no problem being identified but not by name. Put my star number all over my chest but I have a problem with you endangering my family.

12/23/2012 10:05:00 AM

Good point. Especially now in the internet age. Not to mention if the wrong person is targeted as you.

12/23/2012 04:43:00 PM<<<

(Different author) I have said this before (many times) get yourself a Post Office Box. Register your vehicles, your bills, phones, every damn thing you can to the box. It is a tax deduction and a safety measure for you and your family.

Stay Safe, let the bad guys throw a brick through the Post Office window if they think that's where you live.

----------------------------

Yeah, right. Ask Shaved how anonymous post office boxes are these days.

12/24/2012 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

security cameras to monitor exterior walls of building

12/24/2012 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just a rumor, already 450 recruits in the academy, no way is he sending more
Right now he can say he kept his pledge, 450 in academy
Winter is here, crime and murders will be down, media will move on to something else

12/24/2012 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous CLOUT RULES said...

McClusterfuck was on the radio with that suckass Craig Dellimore last night.

Among many, his biggest lie: the Chicago PD is now a "meritocracy".

Right, asshole. When pigs fly.

12/24/2012 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

So, wear the proper uniform items and it's a non-issue. You're seriously bitching because someone wants you to wear your name tag and star???

12/22/2012 05:53:00 PM

Oh the kids these days, when will they grow up?

Once upon a time, many of the older generation known as "old timers" or "revolversaurus" police had very similar feelings about the name tag though perhaps for different reasons.

Their solution was to always keep a stack of orange miscel-X card in their chest pocket. Coincidentally the cards were long enough that they stuck out of the chest pocket and covered the name tag. How convenient. No one bitched on the internet, they just carried their miscl-X cars where they could be grabbed and used in a hurry and also wore their name tags. One just happened to cover the other is all.

12/24/2012 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Different author) I have said this before (many times) get yourself a Post Office Box. Register your vehicles, your bills, phones, every damn thing you can to the box. It is a tax deduction and a safety measure for you and your family.

Stay Safe, let the bad guys throw a brick through the Post Office window if they think that's where you live.

----------------------------

Yeah, right. Ask Shaved how anonymous post office boxes are these days.

12/24/2012 09:31:00 AM<<<

Right indeed, maybe I should have written more for certain people. Like vehicles should be registered with just first initial and last name only and leave off the drivers license off if you can get away with it, or just spouse's. It would take an official inquiry to get your home address for the Post Office and it would leave a paper trail. There are a lot of other perks to this that make the $52 a year fee well worth it. All my bills and subscriptions go there too.

Stay Safe. If it wasn't for junkmail and Christmas cards I'd never see my letter carrier at home.

12/27/2012 02:37:00 AM  

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