Poetic Justice and Amazing Stupidity
- An infant was wounded when the car it was in fled police officers who saw someone inside firing a gun in Humboldt Park late Friday, police said.
The boy is in stable condition. He was taken to Lurie Children's Hospital, police said. Police found a revolver in the car.
A baby bottle sat next to a flannel shirt among other debris from the crash. The hood of the car had a light-pole sized dent in the front of the hood.
Reporter Peter Nickeas does it again, describing a crime scene with the little details that really end up standing out when cops observe it.
The story goes on:
The story goes on:
- The car caught fire after the crash and police pulled a number of the occupants out. At least one had to be cut out by firefighters, who removed a door that sat leaning against a currency exchange.
And the Grand Finale!
- A male driver, two female passengers and the infant child were in the car when it wrecked. The male driver of the car was pronounced dead after the crash at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, police said. Police were behind the car when it crashed.
Great date night - grab baby's momma, her best girl, and bring along junior to show him the ropes while you go out and bust a few caps and some Almighty Insane Unknown Traveling Dirtbag - in front of the police - and then wreck into a lamppost. Priceless.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 3:05 AM
67 Comments:
When all is said and done, it'll still be the Poleeses fault.
C'mon Jesse, Bighead Al, Toni, Fr. Phaker and the rest of the libtards.....we're waiting!!!
Chirp chirp
Let us hope this poor infant is not mentally and physically scared for life. I cannot imagine the ordeal infant and mother went through.
I was under the impression that, after the unfortunate demise of Blood Money, the "community had finally had enough of the sensless violence.
I guess that I'm wrong...
Where did this happen?
Keep it up nickeas!
See there is a market for accurate reporting!
Well the driver won't be doing that again.
Completely off topic but had to share. I was in the FOP bookstore yesterday and heard Paul Geiger was fired. Can anyone confirm?
>>>> ' The hood of the car had a light-pole sized dent in the front of the hood.' <<<<
rotfl...It's a good thing there's an accompanying photo. That sentence gives the impression that there's only a small dent in the hood....rotfl
>>>> ' A male driver, two female passengers and the infant child were in the car when it wrecked. The male driver of the car was pronounced dead after the crash... ' <<<<
Dead?...damn. Momma will sure remember that last date with her 'baby's-daddy' now won't she.
Though on the upside she'll be retelling junior that story forever--the two of them sitting around the fireside roasting marshmallows on chilly spring evenings with her reminiscing about the 'good old days' [The family that slays together, stays together (LOL)].
completely off topic, but CPD running for mayor??
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140411/near-west-side/chicago-cop-running-for-mayor-says-he-would-fire-mccarthy-byrd-bennett
Just tell me someone had at least enough brains to put the baby in a car seat.
Jeez the insane unknowns still around
I remember they were a mike ryko favorite from time to time
in his commentaries.
It should be a lesson in how unprofessional journalism has become. Does the Trib even employ copy editors any more? It reads like a 3rd grader wrote it.
The car didn't flee police officers, the driver fled in a car.
They didn't remove a car door that was sitting against a currency exchange. Bottles and car doors don't sit, as they don't have asses.
The crash wasn't at Northwestern, that's where the guy was pronounced dead.
First time going to the battle if badges last night. What a great time I had. Congrats to all the winners and losers you guys/girls put on a great show.
In Pakistan the infant would be the shooter !
great work my fellow officers and im glad you are all safe.
The march of the morons it will never end.
Give it time SCC...
When the usual suspects (Loevy-Bowman-Schiller et al.) get done ginning up the proper amount of "The racist Police need to pay for causing this tragedy" outrage, there WILL be a settlement with punitive damages, ("So the cops will realize they can't do THIS anymore") a portion of the attorney fees will be kicked back to the Chicago criminal/political/corporate apparatus and the responding officers will be tagged with a pimpy "Well, we gotta whack yous guys with somethin'" c/r# for the cherry on top...
Cynicism aside... The important thing is that no Policemen were hurt in this shit show side show...
Good eye and good job Officers.
Ha! He deserved it. Now the baby can can grow up without a daddy showing it what not to do.
That Peter Nickeas writes these stories as if he is writing a crime novel! Lol!
Well, he got what he deserved. Good riddance. Moving on.
Animals.
Another child without a chance in the world. Around and around we go. The way of the hood.
Bodies keep going down but my taxes keep going up. WTF?
Chicago Media Stinks...what's wrong with telling it like it is...the city would be better off for it....just sayin'...give it to us like 'Reality TV'.
The Chicago Way.
Great generic description: Insane Almighty Unknown Dirtbag!! That is priceless
wow, fun times on a friday night :)
Peter Nickeas is an idiot.
look at the story on the fib-unes website....they put a picture from an unrelated story of an Asian kid next to this one.hmmmm
Is the light pole ok?
Just axin
The Urban Amish are well-known for their spirited hi-jinks and shennanigans.
Ha-Ha!
You A S S H O L E!
XD XD XD
>POPPITTY-POP-POP!<
"Wheeee! It's fun to do dumb shit and run from the Police!"
>Hey watch OUT! -SKREEEE!- OHHHH SHIT! - FART! - PoopDaPanties! - CRASH! - Die!<
Feel for the kid... Fuck the rest of these assholes...
The gene pool has gotten a bit better. C. Darwin
if we can make cases in our courts to have sexual predators somehow be chemically vasectemized to stop them, isnt there some precedent somewhere that says you can take a female that, beyond a reasonable doubt, would be of absolutely NO VALUE AT ALL as a mother have them altered on the same way, so that they would never, ever, procreate again
Glad the baby is ok, and the baby father is died . The baby is way better off "shoots at other gang members while the baby is in the car, and police are right there on busy division" glad no good citizen was shoot by father of the year !!
That lovely family was in the station the other day getting their babies car seat installed by the caps people. Say it aint so!!!
Anonymous said...
completely off topic, but CPD running for mayor??
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140411/near-west-side/chicago-cop-running-for-mayor-says-he-would-fire-mccarthy-byrd-bennett
4/12/2014 07:41:00 AM
A real prize says police need more "sensitivity training" sorry no vote from me, another libtard running! Hope someone else pro police runs!
completely off topic, but CPD running for mayor??
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140411/near-west-side/chicago-cop-running-for-mayor-says-he-would-fire-mccarthy-byrd-bennett
4/12/2014 07:41:00 AM
um yea good luck with that
Anonymous said...
Is the light pole ok?
Just axin
4/12/2014 01:34:00 PM
Yes little Tommy, the light pole survived and will live out the rest of its days loved and cared for on a farm.
I was under the impression that, after the unfortunate demise of Blood Money, the "community had finally had enough of the sensless violence.
I guess that I'm wrong...
4/12/2014 05:27:00 AM
Yeah, you are. Blood Money was killed in Englewwod, this happened in Humboldt Park. Two different communities. I don't know what you were attempting to accomplish, but you failed at it.
Hey - he's just trying to be a father, and take his kid to work for a day. Cut the guy some slack...
These people are crazy.
Gun recovered on Michigan Avenue. The rats are out in droves! Better bring back overtime!
Glad the baby is ok, and the baby father is died . The baby is way better off "shoots at other gang members while the baby is in the car, and police are right there on busy division" glad no good citizen was shoot by father of the year !!
4/12/2014 04:05:00 PM
I agree with you but you should really consider a law suit against the CPS.
...and Chicago is a better place with one less armed gang-banger on the streets!
OT: this gave me a laugh - I walked into CVS and
a patron and clerk are talking about hard alcholic.and how snow would burn their throat and mess them up. Then the conversation turned to DUI and enforcement - the patron said:
Evergreen Park - you are going to jail even if your last drink was the day before
Oak Lawn - a couple of beers
Chicago - you really have to be fucked up
Of topic...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-charged-with-having-unregistered-guns-after-shooting-in-lincoln-park-apartment-20140412,0,3270846.story
"Dummy rounds" (pun intended?!)
But this is what gets me: Prosecutors said the guns were not registered.
What?!
Well I am sure that these 2 women weren't all that innocent. They knew he was a POS. they are probably members of their sister gang. Maybe they should charge these 2females with some type of crime. Didn't someone die in the commission of a felony? He was shooting the gun and then fleeing the police. The 2 females. We're accomplishes.ijs
Here in the most corrupt city in the country and where the communist party of the USA was born in 1919, we deal with this savagery because of socialist policies.
In Nevada, the people stood up to government aggression and the government backed down. Over one thousand ARMED Americans decided that the government was out of control and took action. They stood firm and the forces of tyranny backed down.
The baby was just starting to turn his life around
OT:
For all you beat cops that like to check the meters in 001 and 018 and everywhere else get ready,
The pay by phone program goes live next week.
Supposedly there is an app on the city issued smartphones you will be required to use before you can just issue a ticket for Expired Meter.
http://www.appbrain.com/app/passport-opsman-mobile/com.passportparking.opsmobile#descriptionsection
Mr Gerry BEAM, son of Jim Bean-John-Walker is pissed when he heard this having a cup of warm milk at a gin mill on Rush St.
He took the keys from his driver and tryed to get into an SUV that was not his CPD vehicle. After an hour of trying to open it he threw the keys in a sewer.
No word if Gerry hopped a ride from a beat guy when the last call was made at the gun mill at 0400 Saturday..
Word is that he is getting a new driver cause call was not parked in front of gin mill.
Gerry has had here, as told to the bar maid. He wants to go back to NYC, but he lost his crib and wife. He stated if he does not get another 100 K more a year, he is going to take the chief' job at Cicero P.D.
Let the Lib' stay off the streets and let the kids have a little fun-in.
"I was under the impression that, after the unfortunate demise of Blood Money, the "community had finally had enough of the sensless [sic] violence."
4/12/2014 05:27:00 AM
Where you gettin these "impressions?"
Don't strain yourself.
"Now the baby can grow up without a daddy showing it what not to do."
4/12/2014 10:26:00 AM
It can grow up without a "daddy" showing it how to do.
Which will help for about five minutes.
I guess he's dead wrong for that!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Let us hope this poor infant is not mentally and physically scared for life. I cannot imagine the ordeal infant and mother went through.
4/12/2014 05:14:00 AM
One day with mommy and daddy scars the kid for life. The ordeal is growing up in the ghetto and then society expects them to somehow magically turn into a human being.
Anonymous said...
In Pakistan the infant would be the shooter !
4/12/2014 09:08:00 AM
I Pakistan they have the decency to put on an explosive vest and go out with a bang and a flash.
Just tell me someone had at least enough brains to put the baby in a car seat.
4/12/2014 08:34:00 AM
In an unrelated story: Walmart has introduced a line of Kevlar baby seats.
Hey, you need them for 'bring you kids to work day'!
Anonymous said...
Glad the baby is ok, and the baby father is died . The baby is way better off "shoots at other gang members while the baby is in the car, and police are right there on busy division" glad no good citizen was shoot by father of the year !!
4/12/2014 04:05:00 PM
The baby was the shooter. They charged him this morning.
Nickeas has been increasingly vivid in his descriptions lately. I agree with 10:48 a.m. about them sounding like something out of a crime novel.
Outfuckinstanding. Glad the POs are okay. And kid I guess.
Perhaps the family can sue the city for having to many poles. In my town in Mexico we have only one pole and it is inside the strip club.
Anonymous said...
Nickeas has been increasingly vivid in his descriptions lately. I agree with 10:48 a.m. about them sounding like something out of a crime novel.
4/13/2014 03:00:00 PM
Yeah--a really bad crime novel.
Anonymous said...
Glad the baby is ok, and the baby father is died . The baby is way better off "shoots at other gang members while the baby is in the car, and police are right there on busy division" glad no good citizen was shoot by father of the year !!
4/12/2014 04:05:00 PM
I agree with you but you should really consider a law suit against the CPS.
4/12/2014 09:41:00 PM
I agree. I'm hoping that was not a police officer who posted that.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
In Pakistan the infant would be the shooter !
4/12/2014 09:08:00 AM
I Pakistan they have the decency to put on an explosive vest and go out with a bang and a flash.
4/13/2014 10:52:00 AM
In Soviet Russia baby shoots Gun
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