Monday, July 06, 2015

We Just Had a Thought

Has anyone been thinking about the end of summer parade coming up? Yes, we're talking about the Bud Billiken parade. Has anyone thought about what a shit-show this event if going to be this year?
  • Ferguson, Baltimore, Cleveland
  • D.O.J. "investigations"
  • the usual race-baiters spouting their BS
The rhetoric and nonsense is going to be piled on waist high and lord knows what the amp-ed  up sound systems and floats are going to be spouting at coppers lining the route. Plan on hearing a lot of "Fuck the police" and "I Can't Breath" t-shirts along with a lot of "Hands Up" gestures that have zero basis in reality.

We wonder if CPD has cancelled its float this year?

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three additional floats this year, "I can't breathe", "Black Lives Matter", and "Hand Up, Don't Shoot".

7/06/2015 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, I haven't thought about it.

7/06/2015 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD should be a no show this year.
Let them do what they want.

7/06/2015 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What you talkin bout Willis?"
Don't be messin with their parade

7/06/2015 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That title and a cold drink might kill you.

7/06/2015 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you thought of having Garry turn security over to Dart and Cook County?

7/06/2015 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite float hands down had to be the "Twerkin for Travon" at the last Biliken parade I worked. What a dumpster fire...

7/06/2015 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the shithead cleaning guy who had the nerve to wear a Hands Up Don't Shoot shirt to the police station.

7/06/2015 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We wonder if CPD has cancelled its float this year?"

Naw. It'll be more spectacular than ever. European designers this year. Going to show off the department's "New Look" in uniforms.

http://tinyurl.com/noplqzo

7/06/2015 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet those "dancing" firemen will be there with bells on!

7/06/2015 05:49:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep it on King Drive and far, far away from my pretty loft. It will be scary this year.

7/06/2015 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve Dahl loved to talk about neutron bombs. This would be a perfect application. Hell you would get half the politicans in the city.

7/06/2015 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Move it Down town!

Rahm can provide free buses for everyone who wants to go.

7/06/2015 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) when animals attack since as usual it's black on white wil obama approve hate crime charges for these savages?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/07/horror-black-youths-mock-and-laugh-at-unconscious-and-bloody-white-male-victim-after-july-4th-beatdown-video/

7/06/2015 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just gonna be "sick" that day. Fuck em.

7/06/2015 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Straight from their Website! Can't make these Errors up!

http://www.budbillikenparade.org/parade-time-and-location
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Event date:

The second Saturday in August, occurring in 2014 on Saturday, August 9th.
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So there seems to be some confusion whether it's actually the 2nd Saturday in Aug or will it be on a Sunday? Anybody want to check PERMITS?

7/06/2015 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say no cops to police that event, but have McCrappy Accent as Grand Marshall!!!

Hee.

--No Cop Here

7/06/2015 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them hire their own security for the parade they hate the police anyway. The black panther mutts will be happy to oblige. That's a good day to hit the medical

7/06/2015 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make Bud Billiken Day "Black and Blue Flu Day" , enough already of being societies punching bag.

7/06/2015 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/06/2015 04:05:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
My favorite float hands down had to be the "Twerkin for Travon" at the last Biliken parade I worked. What a dumpster fire...

7/06/2015 04:05:00 AM

WHOOOO!

That big 10 cubic yard sucker full of construction debris...


7/06/2015 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) when animals attack since as usual it's black on white wil obama approve hate crime charges for these savages?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/07/horror-black-youths-mock-and-laugh-at-unconscious-and-bloody-white-male-victim-after-july-4th-beatdown-video/

7/06/2015 08:18:00 AM
And they want the confederate flag removed sickening animals!

7/06/2015 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"We wonder if CPD has cancelled its float this year?"

Naw. It'll be more spectacular than ever. European designers this year. Going to show off the department's "New Look" in uniforms.

http://tinyurl.com/noplqzo

7/06/2015 04:41:00 AM

Well shit!
Everything else has failed so fuck-it, send in the 50 foot clowns
and twist up some more multi-colored balloon critters of distraction.

>Bad-assed little urban urchins settin' Mistuh Clown's pant-legs
on fire then pointing and laughing at the poor bastard frantically teeters down
MLK as flames eat them cheap, shiny "satin" britches the fuck up<

Cue:
A kazoo and slide-whistle band playing a merry accompaniment...

Shit Show.

7/06/2015 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puerto rican Parade, bud billikin parade, gay pride parade all have one thing in common, costing the taxpayers more money so they can act the fool. We pay they play.

7/06/2015 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Now HERE's an Idea said...

Why not cancel the Bud Billiken Day Parade this year and say it's because "the neighborhood" has been too violent" and it's not good for the children?

They have cancelled other events in Chicago due to..."Fill in the Blank".

Why get all upset and worried about it? Just cancel it.

Let it sink in that there are consequences for bad behavior. Make it a teaching moment.

What? No one has balls in the City Administration to do this? I thought so.


7/07/2015 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

A kazoo and slide-whistle band playing a merry accompaniment...

Shit Show.

7/06/2015 05:00:00 PM

Yo! BCP, bro.

I thought SOMEONE would wet their pants, seeing that picture!

I assume the crotch-pieces are 18 layers & pocket for hard plate too...

>pfft<

>GAA ha<

7/07/2015 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bad-assed little urban urchins"

..A&O, 55 by the time they're 10...

"settin' Mistuh Clown's pant-legs
on fire then pointing and laughing at the poor bastard frantically teeters down
MLK as flames eat them cheap, shiny "satin" britches the fuck up..."

7/06/2015 05:00:00 PM

>WHOOMP!<

>GAAAA<

...and that was 30 seconds ago. NOW what we all gon' do? (Start running backwards like hell for no reason, eyes darting back and forth for next victim-- anything that moves.)

Eyes connected directly to hands, no brain intervening. People don't grasp that. Puts them at a disadvantage.

7/07/2015 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why not cancel the Bud Billiken Day Parade this year and say it's because "the neighborhood" has been too violent" and it's not good for the children?"

7/07/2015 12:32:00 AM

Hey, uh, federal government says we should have all been grilling fruit this past weekend.

Doesn't fit in with that glorious 36-hour slow-going Carolina-way pulled pork, done on old oil drum torched in half. >drool< >moan<

"TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN!"

&c.

7/07/2015 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A parade named for a fictitious character. Yeah it's to get kids motivated for school reopening. A moving circus which the media fawns over and seldom reports the various criminal acts before/after&during the parade. Last year's shooting was labeled as the "1st shooting to mar the parade" - when it should have been labeled "the first we would ever dare report." Someone should try to sue the promoters for causing another opportunity for mayhem/traffic congestion/misuse of city services but that would be racist. And politicians always lead the parade - then drive to their float said they can wave & be seen a second time.

Mr. Billiken calling Mr. Billiken .... Lisa Madigan is looking for a photo op. Where are you Mr. Billiken! Supt Mc Carthy would like to swear you in as a junior police! The mayor wants you to meet his film producing brother so the rest of the country knows of your good deeds!

To all the CPD/CFD working that day - stay safe so we can bitch about this wasteful spending next year. Bread & Circuses, right Rahmulus?

7/07/2015 04:43:00 PM  

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